As demanded by a Pekinese named "Peki" and a Crazed FMA fan named "Ellia" here's CHAPTER 3!
Disclaimer: Don't own FMA or IY and (probably) never will... T.T (Or will I?) :D
Chapter 3: "Stupid thing to do"
-A sign on the door of an office that says Colonel Mustang
"YOU WHAT!" A man with raven hair stood up and slammed down on his desk clenching one of his gloved fists.
"That's right! I've enrolled this adorable child into the military! Isn't she cute?" Hughes pointed to Kate and smiled.
Kate's eye twitched because she knew the colonel wouldn't take this too well. "Erm… Excuse me colonel" She saluted and interrupted any further comments from Hughes. "I'm here to help you guys! I have lots of knowledge that I'm willing to offer! If you could just trust me Colonel. I'm begging you!" Kate bowed and looked up at him.
He smiled at Kate and nodded "Alright… I guess I'm going to have to trust you… Don't let me down Private. By the way the nam-"
Kate waved and nodded "I know, I know Your Colonel Roy Mustang, and that's Lt. Riza Hawkeye" She pointed next to Roy, where a blonde woman was standing.
Roy looked at Kate surprised… "Impressive, you know our names?"
Kate smiled "Yep! I know this may sound weird, but I've… Sorta… Met you guys somewhere…" Kate scratched her head absent mindedly
Hughes shifted his glasses "You see? She's very knowledgeable!" He waved his arms while looking at Roy.
Roy nodded "Yes… But…" Roy pulled Hughes to the side and whispered "You realize what you just did! You just enrolled a damn civilian girl into the military! That is the most RECKLESS thing you've ever done!" Roy gave Hughes a tiny thwack over the head.
Hughes rubbed his head and whispered back "But she's extraordinary! She's not someone we should just let go! I mean, she's neat! She knows our names! What more do you want from the girl! Let her stay!"
Roy let out a light sigh… "Hughes… You're a fool…" He chuckled slightly and went back to his desk. He put his elbows on the desk and clasped his hands together. "It's settled then… You are to be Maes' personal secretary. Do you agree with this?"
Kate shrugged "Whatever makes your 'boat float'…" she smiled slightly
Hughes smirked 'This is my chance… I've got all three of them here…' Hughes suddenly interrupted them all "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MY NEW PICTURES OF ELYSIA! ISN'T SHE JUST THE MOST ADORABLIST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEEEEEEN!" Hughes said very loud as he shoved pictures of Elysia in Roy, Kate, and Riza's faces…
Riza pulled her gun from its holster, Roy ready his finger for snapping, and Kate just stood there picking her nose.
Hughes had a sweat drop in the back of his head. "Okay, okay! I'll stop!" he waved his hands back and fourth signaling them to stop. He quickly stuffed all his pictures into his jacket "I know when I'm not needed…" he walked away slumped over. And suddenly someone bumped into him "Ouch—HEY what's the big idea! Can't a guy act depressed for at least a MINUTE! Oh! It's you!" Hughes smiled while scratching the back of his head absent mindedly
A blonde with a braid stomped in looking at Roy "Dammit Mustang! What's the deal with all this paper-work?" The boy stomped over to the desk totally ignoring Kate and Hughes and slamming the paper-work down on the desk.
Roy sighed and then started chewing on the back of a pen "What's the matter, Full-Metal? Too hard for you? You're the one who wanted to become a 'State Alchemist'"
He sighed and slammed down on the desk with his hard fist "DAMMIT! This is no time to be kidding around! This is too much work for a kid of my age to do!" he started stomping and acting very immature…
Kate giggled looking at the blonde boy "Edward Elric!" She smiled happily "Oh my god!" Kate turned around and started shaking her hands back and fourth 'OH MY GAWDS! IT'S ED! What am I going to do! He's so much hawter in person! OMG OMG OMG OMG!' Kate let out a little screeched "Bweee!"
Ed turned around to look at Kate "And just what the HELL is your problem!" he glared at Kate… He looked up and down and noticed she was kinda shorter then him… But that's only because his hair and boots… But still, Ed took advantage of this "Why HELLO! My names Ed as you probably already know! Greetings! What's your name!"
Kate sighed as she notice Ed was scanning her up and down… "Let me guess… You're probably only socializing with me because I'm shorter then you… Technically… I know how tall you are Ed… You 165 Centimeters… But that's only because of your Elevator shoes and your Hair…" She sighed lightly.
Roy chuckled "She's got ya there, Full Metal…"
Edward glared at Kate… "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FLEA SO SMALL YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE 'EM!"
Kate sighed again "But I didn't say that…"
Ed barked back "You did too!"
Kate replied calmly "Did not…"
Ed screeched back "DID TOO!"
Kate sighed "Must we let this go on any further… DID NOT!" She jumped on Ed's shoulder and giggled… "Whee! I WAS CONTAINING IT! I CAN'T STAY CALM FOREVER! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!" Kate started to laugh manically as everyone stared at her. Then she blew a tad bit of steam out of her nose and stood there for a few minutes in a stand still.
Hughes then snapped to his senses and poked Kate lightly. "You alive there, mini-secretary?"
Roy's eye glinted. "Did someone say…? 'Mini'?"
-Back at Feudal Japan-
Miroku prodded Kay, who was daydreaming…
Kay didn't pay attention; she was too busy looking up at a 'Roy Mustang' shaped cloud. 'He's so hot...'
Miroku sat up and looked around "Hmm… I can't think of anyway of waking her up from her daydreaming…" His face suddenly had a very 'naughty' expression… "Hehehehehe… Kay?" he slowly went down to where her butt was and slowly rubbed it.
Kay immediately jumped from where she was laying "AHHH!" and out of mere instinct she slapped Miroku straight across the face "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Miroku sighed with a bright red hand mark on his left cheek "Sorry… Kay"
Kay suddenly looked at Miroku… What happened to you?"
Miroku's eye twitched "You mean you didn't know you slapped me?"
Kay smiled and waved her hand innocently… "It's just a mere instinct, don't be offended!" Kay smiled happily.
Miroku laughed but deep inside he was kind of angry. But forgave her… Because that's how some girls are when you decide groping their butt is a good idea.
Kay laid back down on the bail of hay and looked back up at the sky "Hey Miroku…"
Miroku sat up and looked down at Kay. "Yes? What is it?"
Kay eyes scanned the sky looking for any other things that looked like something. "Well… Other then the fact that you have the wind tunnel… Why else do you want a child so badly… Haven't you seen that it's a pain to have them…"
Miroku looked down at Kay and blushed slightly 'Crap… I'm at a loss in what to say… Uhm… Plan B! FLATTERY!' Miroku suddenly lifted Kay from the ground "Because it would be a shame if any man were to let a beautiful young woman like you NOT bare his child!" Miroku grinned with his beautiful shiny teeth. 'Score 1 for Miroku!' he thought to himself.
Kay smiled "Riiiiight…. I see… Well anyways! We'd better be getting back to the hut! Kagome is probably worrying about us!" Kay got up and helped Miroku up with her hand lowered to him.
Miroku smiled happily and took her hand and walked back to the hut with her. Trying to rack up conversation he looked at Kay's clothing and then pulled lightly at her arm sleeve "What are these?" Miroku looked at the peculiar article of clothing on the young lady.
Kay smiled "They are called arm sleeves! They are very popular back where I come from!" Kay grinned while walking back with Miroku 'Well… At least I have Miroku… That was my master plan! To make Kate jealous!'
Kate: That's all for now! I hope you guys enjoyed the third chapter! What did I say? Roy was in it! And also Ed was! -huggles Ed-
Roy: YAY! I didn't get killed!
Kate: -Glares at Roy- What are you talking about "Car-Butt"? I'll get you soon! THANKS FOR LETTING ME JOIN THE MILITARY! –Ruins Roy's paperwork-
Roy: -pulls out Kay- Here… Go bother her for a while –Shoves Kay in front of Kate-
Kay: I'm being paid to be he- ROY! You pulled me out of nowhere! I love you! –Glomps Roy-
Roy: YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE MY SECRET WEAPON! NOO! –waddles away with Kay clinging to his legs
Kate: Okay now… Any questions? Feel free to ask me! Reviews are always welcome! But no flaming! –Glares at Roy YET again-
Roy with rabid Fan-girl Kay attached: -tries his best to hide but fails miserably, being that there is a Kay attached to him.-
Kate: Thanks for reading! Keep tuned in for chapter 4!