Ever stopped to think about the characters, forced to do all those horrendous fanfics?
Consider the Characters
Chapter 5 -Family Reunion
They broke apart and stared at each other.
"That's the end of chapter three," a voice called "Roll on the Author's Notes."
The man spat onto the filthy floor as the witch stood opposite him wiped a hand across her mouth.
"Eurgh," she said with distaste, "That was disgusting."
"Yeah?" the man jeered, "Well I didn't particularly enjoy it either." He slumped against the cell wall. "Who the hell wrote this fic anyway? It's twisted. Don't they know that incest is illegal?"
"How should I know?" she countered aggressively. "One moment I'm busy torturing a bunch of mudbloods, next I'm back in this stinking place with you."
"Well I was busy enjoying my death, but no, they can't even let the dead rest in peace."
"Glad I could be of service." Her tone was sarcastic.
"Kindest thing you've ever done," he replied. "Not that that's saying much."
"You think I'm evil?" she sneered,"Have you not read this script?" Plunging a hand into her robes, she pulled out a sheaf of parchment and threw it at him. "If anyone's truly evil, it's those fanfic authors. Only a twisted genius could come up with some of the things they write about."
The man wore and expression of disgust.
"You sound as though you admire them."
"I admire evil in all its forms. Although," she eyed him disdainfully, "I'd sometimes prefer if they left me out of it."
He snorted.
"Huh. You've got it easy, they barely ever mention you."
"Oh my poor over-worked little cousin. I'm so sorry if I can't stay to hear about your problems, but a blood traitor has an overdue appointment with a death curse and it wouldn't do for me to keep him waiting."
The cell door clanged open and she strode out of the dingy cell, her cloak whipping out behind her as Bellatrix stepped into the corridor.
Stood there in the gloom, not knowing what else to do, Sirius raised his hand and stuck up two fingers at his cousin's retreating back.
Incest. Of any kind. Ew. Especially twincest. Hmm...twincest. Oh dear, I appear to be turning into a 'twisted fanfic author'. /Cackles/
Oh, it's set in Azkaban if anyone was wondering. Hence the cell. And Sirius talks about his death, so it is post-OotP, as he can easily be alive in fanfics. Just because I can see that someone would point that out.
And you probably all guessed whothey were before the end, didn't you?
Anyway, inspiration for this chapter goes to UnSerious Sirius, for writing a fic from Bellatrix's PoV. Also I'd like to thank everyone who's reviewed (hint-hint), especially RavensWritingProphecies for her idea about characters discussing a fic before they have to do it (watch this space), and MiSS-x-MoOnY for mentioning Molly/Voldemort...
Review, s'il vous plait! Your ideas may get written! (That is, if I have any free time before next July what with coursework and revision. Bleurgh.)