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Chapter 5: "Mini-Secretary"

-In an Office that says LT. Col. Maes Hughes on the door-

"Would you just look at her she's so cute! My little angel! I love her to bits!" Hughes said happily as he was stuffing the pictures in Kate's face while she was sorting papers.

Kate sighed "Hughes-Sama… You can't keep shoving these pictures in my face… I'm trying to w-"

"But she's so cute!" Hughes rudely interrupted Kate.

Kate put her hands down on the desk and pushed her self up and yelled at Hughes "Argh! You know what! I'm about t-"

Suddenly, someone came in the door… It was Ed "Hi, Lieutenant-Colonel… I need help…"

"With containing yourself in my daughter's cuteness?"

"NO DAMMIT!" Ed Protested loudly and then threw a random book of the shelf next to him at Maes.

Maes screamed obnoxiously as was pelted with books "Ow! Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow! OW, OW, OW! THAT HURTS!"

Kate sighed and shook her head "I'm really tired… Too much working… Not good for a Kate such as my selfffff… ZzZzZzZz." Kate dozed off and her forehead collapsed right into the desk. "Ow…" she rubbed her rubbed her forehead back and fourth on the cold desk… "Ahhh…. That's better…" With that, she went back to sleep and left the book chucking Ed and dodging book Hughes to their "Duties".

Hughes dived for Ed, knocking him down. He then got up and put his foot on Ed's chest. "I AM, VICTORIOUS! BWHAHAHAHAH!" all the sudden he felt a slight tugged to his leg. "Hmm? AH!" he quickly jumped off of Ed but got caught in the process and Ed wrapped his arm around his leg. "NOO! I WANT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVE!"

Ed cackled manically and then tripped him. "TAKE THAT!"

Maes tripped over on of the random books along with Ed tripping him. "AHHH! -OOF" Hughes landed with a thud on the ground… "Ow… That hurt…" Hughes looked up and noticed all of the papers were unsorted again due to him and Ed's book "accident". "Uh-Oh, She's probably going to kill me."

Ed got up and dusted himself off… "Well… Seems how you won't be able to help me, I'll get someone else to…"

Maes threw a book at the back of his knee. Ed fell straight down as he was leaning on the door, pushing it outward. He fell right out of the office and the only thing keeping him in the office is his waist. "OW! DAMMIT HUGHES!" Ed started cussing while laying in the doorway. "I need your help! I don't want to die! She's probably going to be mad at me!"

Ed looked at Hughes and cocked his head to the side. "Who's going to be mad at you, your imaginary friend?"

Hughes glared at Ed "I'll have you know, That Emily isn't imaginary! She's right there! And she loves Elysia… Unlike SOME people…" Hughes look to the side and crossed his arms.

Ed sighed "What the hell! I didn't say I didn't LIKE Elysia, It's just that you shove her friggin' pictures in my face all the time!" Ed shot back, his face now turning cherry red. "You're so childish…" He said under his breath…

Hughes glared at Ed "WHAT WAS THAT!" Hughes chased Ed out of the office and down the hall.

-A few minutes later…-

Kate awoke to see Hughes and Ed tied to two chairs while Riza was picking up the papers and files on the floor… "Oh Lieutenant, you don't have to do that!" Kate got up and raced over to Riza and started picking up the pieces of papers and sorting them.

"The Lieutenant-Colonel was right… You are pretty fast when it comes to sorting… Heh..." a small smile plastered Riza face…

"Hey! HAWKEYE! When are you planning on untying us!"

"Midnight…" Riza said while picking up a few more pieces of papers.

Kate chuckled lightly "Hah! Take that! Wait… EDO-KUN!" Kate scratched her head 'This is no good! My two favorite guys from FMA are tied to chairs… OooOOoooOOoo… Darn it Hawkeye… Why do you have to be here!' Lunged for Ed's chair and immediately started untying him. She then whisper in his ears. 'Run for it when you get the chance… Okay?'

Ed blushed a bit, because a girl was so close to him. He then shook his head and nodded at Kate. 'Right'

Kate smiled lightly and jumped over to Hughes and started to untie him. 'Once I untie you…Run for it. Got it?'

Hughes nodded and thought in his mind 'Run for what? Fuhrer? No… Roy would kill me… Run for the picture of Elysia? That's gotta be it!'

As soon as Kate untied Hughes he ran for his pictures of Elysia. Then picked it up. "Now what?" Hawkeye dived for Hughes with more rope and tied him up and threw him back into the chair.

Kate slapped her forehead and grabbed Ed's hand and ran out of the office. "Come on! Let's go!"

Ed blushed as he was holding Kate's hand. A different feeling came over him as she was holding his hand… 'Such pretty skin…' Ed shook his head and ran down the hall while gripping her hand lightly. 'This feels so weird… What's going on? I feel really hot... I…' Ed let go of Kate's hand and then crashed to the ground and passed out.

"Oh my gosh! Ed are you okay! Ed!" Kate then dropped down to Ed's side and pushed on him gently. "Are you okay! Ed! ED!"

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Kate: Ohh! Interesting! Can't wait to see what happens next! Hope you guys liked this chapter! Remember that Reviews and Questions are always welcome… No flames

Roy with rabid Kay attached: I know, I know "Shoots a cold glare and Roy" don't start that again!

Kay: He's captured! He's mine! HE'S MINE! -drags Roy into dark room-

Kate: o.O;; Right, Anyways! I hope you've enjoyed the story, as much as I enjoy making it! .