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Chapter 7: "So close..."
It was dark... Because Roy had turned the lights off, allowing Kate to sleep.
Kate was still snoring away. Randomly moving, shifting her posistions every 20 minutes or so.
Roy stared at her with a wide grin on his face. He couldn't help but chuckle at Kate's actions while she was asleep.
Kate started to make a strange clicking sound.
Roy raised a brow. "What the..." Roy got up from his seat and walked over to his desk where Kate was sleeping. Roy picked up a pen and prodded her with it.
Kate started groaning loudly "NOOOO! I DON'T WANT A BIG BUTTED ONE!"
Roy's eye twitched. "What the hell?" Roy did the right thing... He inched away slowly... He didn't want the crap scared out of him. 'Oh that's right... Hughes did say something about her always saying something about "Butts"' Roy twitched a little... 'Mini skirts'
All the sudden, Roy looked up and imagined Riza in a mini-skirt. His imagination was Riza waving while in a very tiny skirt. "Ya hoooooo!" She blew a kiss to Roy. After having that thought, Roy had a nose bleed. He shuffled around looking for a tissue he could use to stop the bleeding. 'Argh! Why must I have thoughts like this now!' Roy bent down to pick up a tissue and winded up banging his head into the desk. "Ouch!" Roy sat down on the floor rubbing his head. "Ow... That smarted..." Roy looked up at Kate STILL sound asleep. Roy looked around. He grabbed the ledges of his desk and pulled up... But he only pulled himself up about so high... His nose was covered by the desk and all you could see is his dark eyes... The moon reflected into them... It was very beautiful to see his eyes like this... But Kate was asleep, so it didn't matter if her fangirlyness got in the way or not...
Roy got up from the desk and walked over by Kate. He looked at her face glowing in the moonlight. Her face was all glowy. Roy blushed a bit... 'What are you doing, Roy? Blushing over a young girl, stop it!' Roy mentally slapped himself. He felt himself slowly drawing near her. 'Argh! STOP IT!' Roy tried to stop himself, but failed.
Suddenly, the door bursted open and the lights flicked on. "Chief!" Roy looked over at Jean standing there with his eyes wide open...
Roy stood up and brushed his jacket off... "Lieutenant Havoc, Well... 'ahem' How Awkward..."
Jean said nothing... His hand just twitched repeatedly.
After a few minutes Jean spoke up... "I... Just... Heard... A... Bang... And..."
Roy jumped up and pointed his finger in the air. "SAY NO MORE LIEUTENANT!" Then rubbed his head. "It was my head..."
Jean just made his way out of the office slowly. "Let's... Go..."
Fuery prodded Jean. "Are you sure your okay, Jean?"
Jean shook his head up and down slowly. "..."
Falman Interrupted "HE SAW A GHOST!"
Breda gasped. "It WAS the Colonel office... Maybe it was Roy and Riza... You know..."
Fuery covered his eyes. "EWWW!"
Falman gasped. "No... Riza checked out an hour ago..."
Breda gasped again. "Could it be? Another girl?"
Fuery shoved his face in the a random cushion on a couch nearby. "Eww! Merf!" he mumbled muffledly.
Roy burst open the doors. "WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS! WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE!"
Jean just stood there frozen. Falman grabbed Jean and Breda grabbed Fuery and they ran off.
Roy started breathing heavily... "Damn... What was with that? Why did I get so close?" Roy felt as though he was lured. Roy dropped to his knees and started to rub his head. "And now I have a headache... Argh..."
-Back to Kay-
Kay decided to take a walk by herself... They were so close to the well, Kay thought that she'd probably find a way home... And she'd probably find Kate there... Maybe... She then noticed the well after a few minutes of walking. "W00t! So close!" She ran over to the well, but in the distance she saw some sort of book attached to it. "What the...? Is that a..." Kay got a little closer. "Just as I thought! It's a manga! And that looks to be... Roy? ROY!" Kay went to grab the book and fell into it.
-Yep, you guessed it... She fell into The Hagaren world-
"YAHH! -Gyak!" Kay fell right through the book and onto the floor. "What the... Roy?" Kay saw Roy gripping onto his head. Kay got up and walked over to Roy. "Are you okay?"
Roy glared at Kay. "What are you! A Homonculli!"
Kay waved her hands. "Nope! I'm far from it! Did you see anyone named Kate?"
Roy tilted his head... "Uh... What are you?"
Kay looked around. "Uh... A human?" Kay giggled. "Need help?" Kay reached out for Roy's hand.
Roy looked up at Kay and grabbed her hand and got up. "Where did you come from."
Kay point backwards. "Book..."
Roy's eyes squinted a tad. "I see..."
Kay looked back at it. "It's like some sort of portal thingy... I was just in Feudal Japan..."
Roy back away slowly. "Feudal... Japan... And your dressed like that!"
Kay sighed. "It's NOT a farmers outfit!" Kay snapped back.
Roy nodded. "I see that..." Roy shifted in his jacket cooly... "You said Kate, right? You mean the private... Kate Walkling..."
Kay nodded.. But then her jaw dropped. "P-Private! Is she apart of the military!"
Roy nodded. "Yes, She's The Lieutenant-Colonel's personal Secretary... He calls her 'Chibi-Secretary...'"
Kay turned around and let out a squee. "So cute! Now... I have many things to ask you Roy..."
Roy like at her and raised a brow.. "I have things I wanted to ask you... How do you know my name?"
Kay looked around and shrugged answered quickly. "Internet?"
Roy looked at her and cupped his chin in his hand. "What?"
Kay sighed and answered quickly again. "Timmy?"
Roy nodded. "Oh okay... That fishy boy at the train-tracks..." Roy mumbled to himself
Kay tilted her head "What?"
Roy waved. "Nothing... Now, tell me how you know my name..."
Kay nodded. "I told you... Timmy..."
Roy mumbled to himself yet again. "That fishy boy at the train-tracks..."
Kay looked at Roy and tilted her head. "Didn't you just say that?"
Roy nodded. "Yes..."
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Kate: OH NO! WILL THE TERROR EVER END! WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENDS TO KAY! AND WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENDS TO THE SLEEPING KATE! AND WILL ROY EVER KILL TIMMY!
Kay: -Thwacks Kate upside the head- Grrrr...
Kate: -shakes head- Oh that's right... ROY YOU PERVERT! TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME LIKE THAT! AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO POOR HAVOC-KUN!
Jean: I saw nothing... NOTHING!
Kate: -pokes Havoc- I think he's mentally and physically tramatized...
Kay: Looked around... WHAT THE FRIG IS WITH THE TIMMY!
Kate: I dunno, but I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Reviews and questions are always welcome, No flames! Thank you!