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Chapter Ten: "Waiting"
Havoc was still calling people while Kay was leaning against a wall of the office. Kate was getting something to drink for Kay.
Kate walked over and sat down by Kay and gave her a glass of water.
"Thanks" Kay took the glass and started to slurp it down.
"Don't drink it all in one gulp, ya piggy!" Kate said poking Kay's stomach.
Kay spit out a bit of water and laughed. "Don't poke me while I'm drinking!" Kay poked Kate back.
Jean put the phone down. "Alright, Ed and Alphonse are coming… And so is the LT Colonel… All we have to do is wait…"
Kate looked around. "Well… What should we do till then?"
Jean shrugged. "Damned if I know…"
Kay looked around. "How 'bout a card game or something…"
Kate shrugged. "Sure..."
Jean walked over to a closet and pulled out a deck of cards. "Sure…" He knelt down beside the girls.
Kate and Kay shrugged. "What games do you know?"
Jean shook his head. "It's not what I know… It's what YOU guys know…"
Kate waved her hands. "No, Jean honey… Don't turn into another Glenn… PLEASE"
Jean looked at Kate curiously. "Who?"
Kate looked to the side. "Uncle…"
Kay looked at Kate. "I don't know… Her family likes to talk about him a lot… Don't worry… It's normal… Anyways, How 'bout poker?"
Jean nodded and started shuffling the deck of cards. "Sounds good!"
Kate got up. "Do you guys want any drinks?"
Jean and Kay nodded at the same time. "I'll take coffee." Jean said first. "Yeah... and I'll have water…" Kay said afterwards.
Kate saluted "Aye aye! Kapi tan!"
Kay laughed. "Alright… What's wild?"
Jean looked down at the deck and then started dealing. "Deuces…"
Kay shrugged. "Good with me!"
Kate came back with a glass of water and a cup of coffee. "Here ya go!"
"Thanks." Jean picked up his cards and started looking at them.
Kay took the glass of water and started chugging it down. "Th-glugg-ggg-yo-glugggl"
Kate shook her head and sighed. "Baaaakaa…"
-Meanwhile Feudal Era-
Riza and Roy were fainted. Roy had his arms around Riza while lying on the grassy plain.
Riza slowly blinked twice and then opened her eyes. "Uh-uhhhhh?" Riza felt an arm around her. She started to blush. Riza turned around to see Roy sleeping. "C-Colonel…" She trailed off… 'He looks so handsome…'
Just after she thought that, Kagome burst through the book and fell on top of them. "Ouchh…" Kagome got up and started rubbing her butt. "Owwy…" She sat back down and looked around. "I wonder where they are…"
Riza shook her fist. "Y-you're… Sitting on… us…"
Kagome looked down. "YEEK! Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"
Riza pushed Kagome off. "I bet you are…"
Kagome fell to the ground on her butt. "Ouchie!"
Riza pulled Roy's arm off of her and got up. "That pervert… What was he thinking?" Riza glared at Roy.
Kagome tilted her head. "Oooooh! That explains why he had a nosebleed! He was looking at my skirt! YEEK! PERVERT!" Kagome took her bag and hit Roy on the back.
Roy rolled over and reached his hand into the bottom of his shirt and started scratching his stomach while yawning…
Riza gave Roy a nudge with her foot. "Colonel… Don't act like a bum, it makes you look like a fool…"
Roy opened his eyes and had a clear-view up Kagome's skirt. He started nose bleeding. "Ahhhh…"
Kagome started screaming while stomping on Roy's chest. "PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!"
"AGHHH!" Roy pushed Kagome's foot off of his chest. "Ouch…"
Riza glared at Roy. "That's what you get for being a 'peeping tom', sir…"
Roy sat up while holding his chest. "I can't help it!"
"Kagome-chan!" A woman's voice was heard off in the distance.
"Sango!" Kagome ran over to one of the trees and out came a group of people.
Roy raised a brow at the quirky looking group. "Who are they?"
Riza put her hand on her gun. "I don't know."
Kagome grabbed InuYasha's hand and ran over to Riza and Roy. "Hey guys! This is InuYasha!"
InuYasha released his hand from Kagome and crossed his arms. "Who are you two?"
Roy got up and raised his hand and snapped his fingers and fire came out. "I'm Roy Mustang… 'The Flame Alchemist' "
InuYasha raised a brow. "Alcha-what!"
Kagome nudged InuYasha. "Be polite!"
Riza pulled out her gun and swung it around her finger. "Riza Hawkeye…"
Miroku slipped through the crowd and walked up to Riza. He took her by the hands. "Excuse me…"
Kagome shook her head. "Mirokuuuuu…"
Roy glared at Miroku and aimed his hand at him.
Miroku grinned. "Would you consider baring my child?"
Sango shook her fist. "Houshi-sama…"
Riza spun the gun around and aimed it at his face. "Would you consider getting your face blown off?"
Roy smirked. "It's not wise to mess with Lieutenant Hawkeye…"
Miroku tilted his head. "What is this peculiar object?" he analyzed the weapon with his sight.
Riza pulled the trigger.
Everyone closed their eyes.
Roy let out a shout. "Lieutenant!"
Riza started to reload the gun. "Relax colonel…"
Miroku blink and then looked down at his sleeve. "Wow…"
Riza smirked. "It's called a pistol." She put it back in its holster.
Miroku smiled. "A fighter are we?"
Riza shrugged. "Something like that…"
Miroku was uncomfortably close to Riza.
Riza kneed Miroku in the crotch and jumped back. "Don't get so close…"
Miroku held his crotch and then sighed. "Why… Does… Everyone get… The wrong idea… About me?" Miroku sat down and started pouting.
Sango put her hands on her hips. "Maybe because every beautiful woman you see, you ask to bare your child…"
InuYasha, Shippou and Kagome nodded in agreement.
Roy and Riza exchanged glances and then looked back at the party of unusual people.
-Back to the Colonel's office-
"Hey! We came as fast as we could… What's up?" The blonde blurted out while slamming the doors open.
"Chief number two!" Jean chuckled while standing up and saluting
Kate jumped up and saluted. "Hello Edward, sir!"
"Who's this?" Ed looked down at Kay.
Kay waved. "Oh-uh! I'm Kay! Kate's friend!"
Ed nodded. "Nice to meet ya, I'm Ed."
A big clunky suit of armor walked up behind Ed. "Hello! I'm Alphonse Elric" The big suit of armor bowed.
Kay nodded. "Wow…"
Alphonse looked around. "So uh… Lieutenant, What did you call us for?"
Jean pulled out a cigarette. "Oh, Right… We need you to follow us to this book thing… Uh… Here!" Jean grabbed Kate and put her in front of Al and Ed. "You explain…" He said then lighting his cigarette and putting it in his mouth.
Kate blinked. "Right, we have to go to feudal Japan, To get the colonel and the first lieutenant out…"
Edward looked at Kate with disbelief. "What!" He threw his arms up in the air.
Kate sighed. "Oy… Just trust me… Please…"
Edward nodded. "Okay… I'll trust you…"
Kate smiled. "Thank you, sir"
Ed blushed. "Er… I… Your welcome…"
Kate ran over to the book. "This is our entrance… "Let's go!"
Ed nodded. "Alright!" Ed ran over to the book. "Al… You wait here with the lieutenant!"
Alphonse nodded. "Right!"
Kay got up. "I'm coming!"
Kate looked back at Kay. "No… Your wounded… Stay here with Al and Jean…"
Kay walked over to the book. "No… I'm coming!"
Kate sighed. "Fine… Have it your way… Hashinn!" Kate jumped into the book.
Ed raised a brow. "What the? Ah… Whatever…" Ed jumped into the book.
Kay looked back at Al and Jean. "I'm going… Bye!" Kay jumped into the book as well.
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Kate: YAY! We get to meet the others! Woohoo!
Kay: ROY-SAMA!
Ed: Yes! I'm back! Woohoo!
Kay: -stuffs Ed into closet- YOU NO SPEAKY!
Kate: -Thwacks Kay- BAKA! -Opens door- Come on out Edo! You can do my speechy thing!
Ed: Oy… Anyways… Kate hopes you all enjoyed this chapter and is accepting all Reviews and Questions… If she gets any flames… Well… She'll eat you…
Kate: HEY!
Ed: Oh right… She'll gut your innards, dip you in barbecue sauce, AND THEN she'll feed you to hungry crocodiles… Was I taught well?
Kate: Yes! -Pats Ed's head- Good boy… Here is a philosopher's stone
Ed: Yay! –And it turns out that the philosopher's stone was a fake…- DAMN YOU KAAAATE! -Shakes fist-
Kate: Anyways… Yeah! Bye!