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Chapter Thirteen: "Oh... Look at the time..."

Roy pulled his pocket watch out of his pocket to see what time it was. "Wow... It's only 3:00... Hm..." Roy blinked and sighed.

Jean wrapped his arm around Kagome.

"Eh?" Kagome held her hands together and looked up at Jean. "W-What'cha doing?"

"How 'bout me and you, Sometime?" Jean grinned.

"I like this guy!" Miroku grinned and nodded, suddenly he felt a slight pain across his face. "Oww... Sango..."

Sango glared at him and turned away. "Your so immature, Houshi-sama..."

Kate blinked. "So... Uh... Who... Wants... To... Eat... Monkies?"

Everyone glared at Kate.

"Meep... Okay-okay... Maybe not monkies... But, like... Food?" Kate said tilting her head.

"SURE! I'LL COOK!" Kagome pulled away from Havoc and skipped over to Kate.

"Uh? okay... O.o" Kate tilted her head.

"Dammit..." Jean took out his cigarette and sighed.

Roy blinked. "Uh... Right... I'm going home now..." Roy walked over to the well. "Are you sure this is safe?" Roy looked down the well and back at Kagome.

"Sure! I do it all the time!" Kagome beamed.

"Okay... Whatever you say... But I'll need a test dummy... Hmm... Fullmetal!"

"What is it now!" Ed threw his arms up in disgust.

"I think there's some sort of Philosopher's stone down there... Could you check it out?"

"REALLY!" Ed grinned. "YES!" Ed dived into the well happily... With a -CRASH-!

Roy flinched, then peered into the well. "You okay Hagane no?"

"You... Frickin' ... Jerk..." Ed was laying with his feet up. "Damn you..."

Roy turned around and shrugged. "Oh well! Doesn't seem we'll be leaving here anytime soon!" Roy just smirked and threw his arms up carefreely.

"Uh... Roy... What about Ed?" Hughes prodded the side of Roy's shoulder.

"Aww... He's fine, Hughes."

"NO I'M NOT, YOU BASTARD!" a loud yell was heard from the well.

"... WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL HERE! SOCIALIZE!" Kate yelled in a whiny-tone.

Everyone turned around and glared at Kate again.

"-Ahem- ...Meep?" Kate hid behind Alphonse.

"W-What did I do?" Alphonse looked around started to fret.

"Geez... All I'm asking is that you dudes and dudetties, like... SOCIALIZE, CONVERSE! SAY SOMETHING!" Kate picked up rocks and started throwing them.

InuYasha blinked. "What the hell is with everyone here... Am I the ONLY normal one?"

"Ah-hah... No where near it Dog-boy, hunny..." Kate said sarcastically.
Tiff slided up to Roy and nudged him. "So... Uh... Hey sexy..."

Roy smirked and ran his fingers through his hair. "To what might I add is your name?"

Tiffany ran her fingers through her hair. "I'm Tiff... Nice to meet you..."

"The name's Roy, Colonel Roy Mustang." Roy smirked.

"OMG IT'S LIKE JAMES BOND!" Kate yelled flailing her arms.

Everyone glared at Kate.

"Uh... Meep?" Kate hid behind Sango.

"Neh?" Sango looked behind her. "W-Why are ya hiding behind me?" Sango blinked curiously.

"I'onno..." Kate shrugged. "So, like... Your Sango..."

"Mmhmm..." Sango nodded curtly. "And your Kate?"

"Yep! How'd ya guess!" Kate grinned widely

"KAITLYN!" Kay screamed.

"Neepf?" Kate turned around and blinked at Kay.

"GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!" Kay pointed to the ground and started waving her hand.

"OKIE!" Kate saluted and ran over. "So... What is it, dorcus?"

"Don't call me that... Anyways... What are we suppose to do? There are so many people and like... It's annoying having to look after them all..." Kay blinked waiting for Kate's answer.

"Bwaka Chaka, Bwaka Chaka, Bwaka Bwaka, Chaka Bwaka..."Kate started picking her nose and looked in another direction.

"KAITLYN!" Kay kicked Kate in the shin.

"OWIE!" Kate grabbed her shin. "Your mean!" Kate whined.

"Stop being so whiny..." Kay glared at Kate and thwacked her upside the head.

"Owie!" Kate started pouting.

"NO POUTING!" Kay patted Kate's stomach.

"OW! That was my friggin' stomach! YOU BIMBONIC BEEEING!" Kate thwacked Kay upside the head. "Baka..."

Kay sighed. "God... It's like talking to a brick wall with you sometimes..."

Kate rubbed her eyes. "WAHHHH YOU CALLED ME A BRICK WALL!" Kate started whining.

"STOP... WHINING!" Kay collapsed on the ground and looked up raising her hands. "WHY? WHY ARE YOU SO IDIOTIC?" Kay yelled.

"Are you guys okay, there?" Roy blinked looked down at the two bickering girls.

Kate was laying on the ground holding her shin and mumbling revenge words, and Kay was laying on the ground with her hands in the air.

"I-Uh..." Kay blushed while looking up at Roy. "I'm sorry."

"HOLY SH-" Everyone heard Hughes scream as he found himself looking up at a ginormous demon.

"KIRARA!" Sango called out as a small cat demon scurried up to her.

Alphonse became all wide-eyed. "Aww! That's so cute!"

Then it turned into a Big Cat Demon with fangs and fire at it's heels.

"AWW! THAT'S NOT CUTE!" Alphonse screamed.

"Everyone! Run for cover! I'll take care of this guy!" Sango grinned and jumped up on Kirara.

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Kate: -sigh- Sucky chapter... I know... MY MUSE HAS NOT BEEN PRODDING ME! Well... She's been prodding me for my drawing... But not writing... SHE REFUSES! -rips hair out-

Ed: Jesus... Calm down...

Roy: YAY INSANITY! -prances-

Kate and Ed: o.O;

Roy: -Right... -Ahem-

Alphonse: All questions and reviews are welcome! Even our dearest little flamers!

Roy: -grins widely-

Ed: We hope you enjoyed the chapter!

Sango: YAY! I'm gonna get to save the day!