My First Escaflowne fiction. I dont own them but if I did then they would be .....SLAVES IN MY EVIL WORLD MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!! Ahem! scuse me. I dont own VoE you should know that. O well lets go!


Hot, Baby, Hot!


Dilandau sits on the ground hunched of something he found in Hitomis bags...Something he found utterley facinating!!!!!!!!

Dilandau:Hhehehehehehe YES BABY DO IT DO IT!!!! CMON!!!!

He Rubs his thumb rapidly on something.

Dilandau:YES!!!!! THATS IT!!!!! THATS HOW YOU DO IT!!!! YES!!!!!!BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAAHHA HEHEHEHEHE HARHAHRHAHR *HIC *KAFF KAFF *HIC.

Dilandau holds up a small golden rectancle with a hinged top wich is open. A flame is steadily burning in it.

Dilandau:BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I LOVE THIS THING THAT GIRL CALLS A LIGHTER!!!!! WHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I WANT IT!!!!!
Dilandau starts to repeatedly turn it off and on.


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Burn.....

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4 hours later.......
*Click-cithk*

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Burn.....

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15 hours later......

*CLICK*
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Dilandau:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY FIRE MY.....LOVELY FIRE!!!!!!!!

He examines it thuroughly and soon finds a small message on the bottom.

Dilandau:What is lighter fluid?

Dilandau leaves his house and walks for a while. He happens upon an old man sitting by the side of the road. The old man notices the sad look on Dilandau's face.

Old Man:Why so glum chum?

Dilandau:Well, I found this really neat thing that makes...*Pauses for a sec*(big, deep, booming voice.)FIRE!!!!!!!!!!(Echoes repeatedly)But it ran out and I think it needs something called "Lighter Fluid". Do you know where I can find some?

Old Man:Over there sonny!*points to an army surplus shop by the side of the road.*

Dilandau:*not even caring that its in Gaea* OKay! thanks lots old dude!!!

Dilandau charges up to the store. He stops by a really large poster with flames decorating it.

Dilandau:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.........

The sign has weapons all over it and in big, bright, bold letters reads: SALE! ALL INCINERATORS, FLAME THROWERS, AND NAPALM HALF OFF ALREADY LOW SALE PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilandau stands in awe.

Dilandau:*pauses for a moment* AWWWWWWWWWWWWW COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To be continued next time! dum da dummm!!!(yeah I bet your real scared right now.........)

A/N:Hopefully I will get up off my lazy ass and write the next chapter. Please reveiw and tell me if I should continue. Go on ahead and send me flames if you dont like it..im sure they will keep Dilandau happy....

Dilandau: Heheheheheh yessssss flammmmmmmeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!

DTemplar:shut up you. Got to bed before I make Hitomi whack you Van take away your fireplace.

Dilandau: Awwwwww.....

DT:Go.Now.

Any way Bye fer now.