Well lookie here looks like I decided to get off my lazy ass and write this chapter. Oh joy!! Who's excited?!.......looks around......I guess not...... Oh well lets get on with this.
Hot, Baby, Hot part 2:AQUIRE THE FIRE!!!!
When we last saw Dilandau, he had found a lighter(oh god.....)while rummaging through Hitomi's stuff. He then proceded to watch it for 19 straight hours(good lord....). After running out the mysterious "Lighter Fluid" needed to power the fire, Dilandau set out in search of some. Upon happening a weird old man who showed him to an army surplus store(BIG BUBBAS GUNS'N'AMMO ARMY SURPLUS!!!-IF IT DONT BLOW UP OR SHOOT UP THEN......UH....WELL...UH....WE AINT GOT IT!!!!). When entering the shop the little pyromaniac noticed a sale poster that interested him verrrry well........
Dilandau walked out of the surplus shop whistiling merrily. He was carrying an armload of incinerators and napalm. Strapped to his back was the 'Toast em'enator 9000000' flamethrower. Needless to say he was insanley happy.
Dilandau: Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!NOW I CAN BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNN LIKE NEVER BEFORE WHOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEE!!!!!!!!
Dilandau: But what am I gonna burn first.
Dilandau puzzled this for a moment. Suddenly his face bloomed with excitment.
Dilandau: YES!!! THATS IT!!!!I SHALL BURN THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!wait, wait that wont work. I got it!!! I will burn Van's house!!!!!wait it's a castle......OH WELL IT DOSENT MATTER!!!!! ILL BURN HIS STUFF ANYWAY!!
Dilandau hurrys off at a speed not possible with the load he is carrying.
2 hours later
Dilandau arrives in the city of Fanailia huffing and puffing.
Dilandau:Huff* I *puff*huff*puff* am here to reek havoc and doom with my fire!!!!!!!!!!!MWUAHAHAHAHAHA NOW BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Dilandau begins to torch things with reckless abandon. Van walks out of his castle to see what all the commotion is about.
Van: mumble mumble mumble.......What going on.....yawn....
Van rubs the sleep from his eyes and spots Dilandau burning a man's house.
Man: Oh help.he.is.burning.my.house.with.a.little.flaming.stick...oh no.whatever will I do.....I just know someone will save us....
Van stands there snoring still half asleep.
Man:I SAID I KNOW SOMEONE WILL SAVE US!!!!!!
He whacks Van over the head with a pitchfork.
Van:Oh!oh!oh! Right!!!!
He speeds off to the Guymelef hangar.
Escaflowne bursts out and lands by Dilandau
Van:NEVER FEAR!!! ESCAMAN IS HERE!!!!!!!!
Hitomi walks out of the castle.
Hitomi: What is it now Van. Didnt you do enough screaming last night?
Van blushes bright red.
Van:S-shut up about that!!!
Dilandau: I feel like I am being ignored here.......
Van stands turns back to Dilandau.
Van:You there!!! Stop burning things. Why dont you get a new hobby? Like stamp collecting!! I have 40,987 different kinds!!!
He begin rifling through a large book with stamps in it.
Dilandau gets bored real fast and begins chucking Napalm at Escaflowne.
Dilandau: HEHEHEHEHEHE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!! VAN BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Escaflowne falls to the ground, burnt up. One of the bombs hits the stamp book of Van's.
Van:NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU SHALL PAYYYYYY!!!! I USED 3000 GALLONS OF SALIVA PUTTING THOSE INTO THAT BOOK!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHHA! DIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Van sees a big warning message on the back of Dilandau's flamethrower.
Van:Warning.Do not push this button. Hmmmm????
Van runs up to Dilandau.
Dilandau:What are you doing you fool??
Van pushes the button.
Suddenly the flame thrower pack blows up sending Dilandau rocketing into the air.
Dialndau:LOOOOOOOOKSSSSS LIKE I'M BLOWING UP AGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN YOOUUUU VANNNNN FANNNNEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!! I'LL BEEEEE BACK FORRRRRR YOUUU!!!!!!
32 minutes later....
Dilandau soars through the sky and lands sharply on his butt.
Dilandau:OOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHH!!!
A small red lizard like creature with a little flame on it's tail walks up to him.
Creature:Char? Char? Charmander? Char?
Dilandau looks at it and stares at the flame on the tail.
Dilandau: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.........
To be continued!!!! dadada dummmmmmm!!!!!
A/N: Well lookie here I got up offa my lazy ass and wrote this!!! WHOOOOOOO CHEER FOR ME!!!!!!
DT:Looks around. *chirp chirp chirp* oooooookay maybe later......
R/R!! Dilandau gets the flames!!!
Hot, Baby, Hot part 2:AQUIRE THE FIRE!!!!
When we last saw Dilandau, he had found a lighter(oh god.....)while rummaging through Hitomi's stuff. He then proceded to watch it for 19 straight hours(good lord....). After running out the mysterious "Lighter Fluid" needed to power the fire, Dilandau set out in search of some. Upon happening a weird old man who showed him to an army surplus store(BIG BUBBAS GUNS'N'AMMO ARMY SURPLUS!!!-IF IT DONT BLOW UP OR SHOOT UP THEN......UH....WELL...UH....WE AINT GOT IT!!!!). When entering the shop the little pyromaniac noticed a sale poster that interested him verrrry well........
Dilandau walked out of the surplus shop whistiling merrily. He was carrying an armload of incinerators and napalm. Strapped to his back was the 'Toast em'enator 9000000' flamethrower. Needless to say he was insanley happy.
Dilandau: Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!NOW I CAN BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNN LIKE NEVER BEFORE WHOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEE!!!!!!!!
Dilandau: But what am I gonna burn first.
Dilandau puzzled this for a moment. Suddenly his face bloomed with excitment.
Dilandau: YES!!! THATS IT!!!!I SHALL BURN THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!wait, wait that wont work. I got it!!! I will burn Van's house!!!!!wait it's a castle......OH WELL IT DOSENT MATTER!!!!! ILL BURN HIS STUFF ANYWAY!!
Dilandau hurrys off at a speed not possible with the load he is carrying.
2 hours later
Dilandau arrives in the city of Fanailia huffing and puffing.
Dilandau:Huff* I *puff*huff*puff* am here to reek havoc and doom with my fire!!!!!!!!!!!MWUAHAHAHAHAHA NOW BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Dilandau begins to torch things with reckless abandon. Van walks out of his castle to see what all the commotion is about.
Van: mumble mumble mumble.......What going on.....yawn....
Van rubs the sleep from his eyes and spots Dilandau burning a man's house.
Man: Oh help.he.is.burning.my.house.with.a.little.flaming.stick...oh no.whatever will I do.....I just know someone will save us....
Van stands there snoring still half asleep.
Man:I SAID I KNOW SOMEONE WILL SAVE US!!!!!!
He whacks Van over the head with a pitchfork.
Van:Oh!oh!oh! Right!!!!
He speeds off to the Guymelef hangar.
Escaflowne bursts out and lands by Dilandau
Van:NEVER FEAR!!! ESCAMAN IS HERE!!!!!!!!
Hitomi walks out of the castle.
Hitomi: What is it now Van. Didnt you do enough screaming last night?
Van blushes bright red.
Van:S-shut up about that!!!
Dilandau: I feel like I am being ignored here.......
Van stands turns back to Dilandau.
Van:You there!!! Stop burning things. Why dont you get a new hobby? Like stamp collecting!! I have 40,987 different kinds!!!
He begin rifling through a large book with stamps in it.
Dilandau gets bored real fast and begins chucking Napalm at Escaflowne.
Dilandau: HEHEHEHEHEHE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!! VAN BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Escaflowne falls to the ground, burnt up. One of the bombs hits the stamp book of Van's.
Van:NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU SHALL PAYYYYYY!!!! I USED 3000 GALLONS OF SALIVA PUTTING THOSE INTO THAT BOOK!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHHA! DIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Van sees a big warning message on the back of Dilandau's flamethrower.
Van:Warning.Do not push this button. Hmmmm????
Van runs up to Dilandau.
Dilandau:What are you doing you fool??
Van pushes the button.
Suddenly the flame thrower pack blows up sending Dilandau rocketing into the air.
Dialndau:LOOOOOOOOKSSSSS LIKE I'M BLOWING UP AGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN YOOUUUU VANNNNN FANNNNEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!! I'LL BEEEEE BACK FORRRRRR YOUUU!!!!!!
32 minutes later....
Dilandau soars through the sky and lands sharply on his butt.
Dilandau:OOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHH!!!
A small red lizard like creature with a little flame on it's tail walks up to him.
Creature:Char? Char? Charmander? Char?
Dilandau looks at it and stares at the flame on the tail.
Dilandau: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.........
To be continued!!!! dadada dummmmmmm!!!!!
A/N: Well lookie here I got up offa my lazy ass and wrote this!!! WHOOOOOOO CHEER FOR ME!!!!!!
DT:Looks around. *chirp chirp chirp* oooooookay maybe later......
R/R!! Dilandau gets the flames!!!