Hoo boy I'm back!!!! You have nooooooo idea the amount of motivation it took for me to get my lazy ass out of bed to type this chapter! Lets go!
Hot, Baby, Hot:part 3: Farenheight 451 and one third.
Ok lesse here..... Last time Dilandau had purchased several ummm 'heat related' items from an army surplus shop. He then proceeded to Fanalia to burn it to the ground. Van was clued into what was going by a 'helpful' citizen. After an heated(hehehehe) battle, Dilandau was sent sky-rocketing where he landed next to a little red pocket monster........
Dilandau stares intently at the flame on the little monster's tail.
Dilandau:Ooooohhhhh......preeeeeeetttttyyyyy fiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrreeeeeee.
Dilandau reaches for the monsters tail and grabs it.
That was a bad idea.
Charmander:CHARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charmander unleashes a huge flamethrower on Dilandau. The stream of bright, fiery orange flame jets onto his face.
Dilandau:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dilandau quickly recovers from the shock and stares at Charmander, and evil grin slowly spreads across his blackened face.
Dilandau:Heheheheheh....I have an idea in mind for you Mr.Van Fanel....
Dilandau pulls out a fire proof leash and ties it around Charmander's neck.
Charmander:CHAR CHARMANDER CHAR!!!!!!
Charmander tries to burn it off and Dilandau at the same time but to no avail.
Dilandau:Hehehehehmwahahahahah!!try and get out!!!! you cant!!hehehehe I need you to get back at Van!!!!
Charmander looks up at him at pats him on the back.
Chamander:Char.Charmander,Char,Char.
Dilandau looks down at the little monster.
Dilandau: What? You say that my need to burn things and get back at Van is a manifestation of my desire for Van's love?
Chamander is dressed in a psycyatrist's suit. He has a clipboard and nodding sagely.
Dilandau:WAHHHHH THANK-hey you wouldn't be fooling me to get released would you.
Dilandau glares at Charmander.
Dilandau: Well it's not going to work.Pent up love for Van my ass....LETS GO!!!!
He pulls the Charmander with him as he stomps away mumbling about how shrinks are greasy money grabbing fakers with periodic fits of BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR BABY!!!!!!!!
42 hours and oh...about 45 minutes later.....
Dilandau is walking on his way to Fanalia happy as well....a crazy flame loving pretty boy can be.
Dilandau passes by a house that has Allen's address on it.
Dilandau:Hehehehe methinks that fool will come in usefully.He hates Van after the time Van went crazy with 'gotta chop off all of Allen's hair-itis'.
Dilandau give out a girlish squeal and rushes up to Allen's door and rings the bell.
Allen opens up the door and looks around. After a moment of searching he looks down. He frowns in dissapointment
Allen:Oh. It's you. What do you want?
He notices 4 round red and white balls on Dilandau's belt.
Allen:What're those?
Dilandau:Hehehehehe theeeeeeeeessssseeeeeee you ask? Theeeeeeessssseeee-
Allen interrupts him.
Allen:Would you please stop drawing out the word 'these' like some madman.
Dilandau:Oh. ok. sorry. Anyway! These 'pokemon' shall help me BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNN Van's house! MWUAHAHAHAHAHHA DIIIIIE VAN!!!!!
Allen:oooook....
Allen: So why do you need me?
Dilandau: I...DONT!! THE AUTHOR IS JUST USING THIS CONVERSATION TO LENGTHEN HIS FIC!! AND PROVIDE ALLEN FOR ALL OF THE FAN-GIRLS!!!!
DTemplar:Shut up you.....
Dilandau:Anyway I must go now! I have important burning to do!!!
He hurrrys off a super human speed.
5 minutes later...
Dilandau enters Fanalia and barges into the castle gates.
Van:We really need to get decent gaurds.....
Dilandau releases the 4 pokemon he caught and trained
Dilandau: Go Charmander! Go Growlithe! Go Flareon! Go Moltres!!!
A little red lizard, an animal that resembles a dog, an animal that looks like a dog on fire, and a big flaming bird appear in red flashes.
Dilandau:MWUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH GO FORTH MY MINIONS AND BUUURRRRRRRNNNN VAN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Van looks around for a scapegoat.
Van:Uhhhhh...I'm not Van!! I'm.....look to the right of me for Van!!!Yeah thats it!
The pokemon look to the right at Dilandau.
Dilandau:Eheheheheh.......
Dilandau takes off at super high speed with the monsters following him.
Van:Well we wont be hearing from him for a while.
Van turns and faces a very angry Hitomi.
Hitomi:Van....put....some...pants...on....!!!! NEVER LEAVE ME IN BED LIKE THAT!!!!!
All night long screams of pain can be heard from the castle.....
To be continued........
DT:Well, I did'nt like this chapter very much to tell the truth. I was way low on brain fuel today. Coupled with little sleep, I just did'nt do as well on this part as I'd like to. Hope you like it any way!
Hot, Baby, Hot:part 3: Farenheight 451 and one third.
Ok lesse here..... Last time Dilandau had purchased several ummm 'heat related' items from an army surplus shop. He then proceeded to Fanalia to burn it to the ground. Van was clued into what was going by a 'helpful' citizen. After an heated(hehehehe) battle, Dilandau was sent sky-rocketing where he landed next to a little red pocket monster........
Dilandau stares intently at the flame on the little monster's tail.
Dilandau:Ooooohhhhh......preeeeeeetttttyyyyy fiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrreeeeeee.
Dilandau reaches for the monsters tail and grabs it.
That was a bad idea.
Charmander:CHARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charmander unleashes a huge flamethrower on Dilandau. The stream of bright, fiery orange flame jets onto his face.
Dilandau:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dilandau quickly recovers from the shock and stares at Charmander, and evil grin slowly spreads across his blackened face.
Dilandau:Heheheheheh....I have an idea in mind for you Mr.Van Fanel....
Dilandau pulls out a fire proof leash and ties it around Charmander's neck.
Charmander:CHAR CHARMANDER CHAR!!!!!!
Charmander tries to burn it off and Dilandau at the same time but to no avail.
Dilandau:Hehehehehmwahahahahah!!try and get out!!!! you cant!!hehehehe I need you to get back at Van!!!!
Charmander looks up at him at pats him on the back.
Chamander:Char.Charmander,Char,Char.
Dilandau looks down at the little monster.
Dilandau: What? You say that my need to burn things and get back at Van is a manifestation of my desire for Van's love?
Chamander is dressed in a psycyatrist's suit. He has a clipboard and nodding sagely.
Dilandau:WAHHHHH THANK-hey you wouldn't be fooling me to get released would you.
Dilandau glares at Charmander.
Dilandau: Well it's not going to work.Pent up love for Van my ass....LETS GO!!!!
He pulls the Charmander with him as he stomps away mumbling about how shrinks are greasy money grabbing fakers with periodic fits of BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR BABY!!!!!!!!
42 hours and oh...about 45 minutes later.....
Dilandau is walking on his way to Fanalia happy as well....a crazy flame loving pretty boy can be.
Dilandau passes by a house that has Allen's address on it.
Dilandau:Hehehehe methinks that fool will come in usefully.He hates Van after the time Van went crazy with 'gotta chop off all of Allen's hair-itis'.
Dilandau give out a girlish squeal and rushes up to Allen's door and rings the bell.
Allen opens up the door and looks around. After a moment of searching he looks down. He frowns in dissapointment
Allen:Oh. It's you. What do you want?
He notices 4 round red and white balls on Dilandau's belt.
Allen:What're those?
Dilandau:Hehehehehe theeeeeeeeessssseeeeeee you ask? Theeeeeeessssseeee-
Allen interrupts him.
Allen:Would you please stop drawing out the word 'these' like some madman.
Dilandau:Oh. ok. sorry. Anyway! These 'pokemon' shall help me BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNN Van's house! MWUAHAHAHAHAHHA DIIIIIE VAN!!!!!
Allen:oooook....
Allen: So why do you need me?
Dilandau: I...DONT!! THE AUTHOR IS JUST USING THIS CONVERSATION TO LENGTHEN HIS FIC!! AND PROVIDE ALLEN FOR ALL OF THE FAN-GIRLS!!!!
DTemplar:Shut up you.....
Dilandau:Anyway I must go now! I have important burning to do!!!
He hurrrys off a super human speed.
5 minutes later...
Dilandau enters Fanalia and barges into the castle gates.
Van:We really need to get decent gaurds.....
Dilandau releases the 4 pokemon he caught and trained
Dilandau: Go Charmander! Go Growlithe! Go Flareon! Go Moltres!!!
A little red lizard, an animal that resembles a dog, an animal that looks like a dog on fire, and a big flaming bird appear in red flashes.
Dilandau:MWUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH GO FORTH MY MINIONS AND BUUURRRRRRRNNNN VAN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Van looks around for a scapegoat.
Van:Uhhhhh...I'm not Van!! I'm.....look to the right of me for Van!!!Yeah thats it!
The pokemon look to the right at Dilandau.
Dilandau:Eheheheheh.......
Dilandau takes off at super high speed with the monsters following him.
Van:Well we wont be hearing from him for a while.
Van turns and faces a very angry Hitomi.
Hitomi:Van....put....some...pants...on....!!!! NEVER LEAVE ME IN BED LIKE THAT!!!!!
All night long screams of pain can be heard from the castle.....
To be continued........
DT:Well, I did'nt like this chapter very much to tell the truth. I was way low on brain fuel today. Coupled with little sleep, I just did'nt do as well on this part as I'd like to. Hope you like it any way!