Whooo boy...I'm getting to lazy for my own good here. Be glad I'm updating!!! I've been busy buying all the gundam action figures I can find and I'm putting together a game to use them in. I've been busy and lazy hmmmm.....I'll hafta figure out how that works sometime!! Anyway! enough mindless jibber jabber! Onward to the next part!!
Hot, Baby, Hot
Part four: The man with the golden lighter!
(hehehe James Bond joke for those of you who dont understand it)
Oooookkkayyy let's let the good author think here for a minute...
Last time in the fic Dilandau had 'captured' a charmander and some other fire pokemon. After a surprise therapy session with the little red lizard Dilandau proceeded to Fanalia once again to attempt to burn things to the ground. Unfortunatly for him he picked some stupid pokemon and was thwarted by another one of Van's pathetic excuses. The pokemon he caught being rather short on brains were tricked and then chased Dilandau around and around the far reaches of Gaea......
Huffing and puffing Dilandau climbed another hill. He had been burnt, beaten, brusied and thankfully not raped by those stupid monsters. He continued walking for a short while until he came to a little statue by the side of the road. Filled with curiosity Dilandau walked up to it.
Dilandau: What in the world is it? It dosent look like any god I've ever seen around here.....
He picked it up and examined it more closely. He noticed little etching of flames on it.
Dilandau:Oooooooooo......preeeeeety fiiiiiiirrrreeeee......
Suddenly the little statue's eyes glowed with a firey like light.
Dilandau stared at it in pure awe.
Until it began to speak.
Statue:*YAWN* Ahhhhh...Well hello there! Whats your name? I'm Tiki!
Dilandau:.........WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiki:What?
Dilandau:AHHHHHH IT'S TALKING TO ME AHHHHH!!!!!tHE LITTLE THINGAMAGJIGGER IS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!! HELP HELP!!!!
Tiki:Calm down boy! I Didint wake up after a 1500 hundred year sleep to listen to you scream!
Dilandau calms down a bit before setting Tiki down.
Dilandau:How come you can talk?
Tiki:Cause I'm magical M'boy! I grant you any one power you wish!!
Dilandau's eyes light up.
Dilandau:Yesssssss power........
Tiki:Oooook now your even scaring me boy.
Tiki:Before I grant you your power can we talk?
Dilandau:Ok I guess it's only fair...
Tiki:Great!!
Tiki begins to jabber on about his life story for 12 hours straight, but we dont care about that.
After Tiki is done talking he asks what power Dilandau wants.
Dilandau has only one thing on his mind.
Dilandau:Fire..........hehehehehehehehe.
Tiki:Ok! here ya go m'boy now you can summon fire at will!!
Dilandau looks down at his now glowing hands and smiles an evil smile, so evil in fact that I'm to afraid of it to describe it.Ohhhhhh(shivers)...
Dilandau:HAHAHAHAHA I'M COMING FOR YOU VAN FANEL!!! YOU'D BETTER HIRE DECENT GAURDS OR I'LL...I'LL, UH I'LL REFER YOU TO MY GAURD AGENCY!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dilandau the burns Tiki and uses him for fire wood. O.o
Dilandau:Soon van, oh so very soon you will pay for foiling my so called half-baked plans! THEY WERENT HALF BAKED THEY WERE FULL BAKED PLANS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! mmmmmmmm say these t.v. dinners really are good as the box says...mmmmmmmmmmmhhhh steak.........
O.o again..... To be continued as usual!!!
A/N:Well I coulda done better here too but again it's my L-A-Z-Y factor working here. I may decide to end this at 5 chapters. Tell me if you think I should continue past 5 in your reveiws and e-mail. Also if want to send me e-mail send it to: CrystalBladesman@aol.com instead of my listed ff.net address please. Thanks for reading and (hopefully) reveiwing this chapter! Cya next time!
Hot, Baby, Hot
Part four: The man with the golden lighter!
(hehehe James Bond joke for those of you who dont understand it)
Oooookkkayyy let's let the good author think here for a minute...
Last time in the fic Dilandau had 'captured' a charmander and some other fire pokemon. After a surprise therapy session with the little red lizard Dilandau proceeded to Fanalia once again to attempt to burn things to the ground. Unfortunatly for him he picked some stupid pokemon and was thwarted by another one of Van's pathetic excuses. The pokemon he caught being rather short on brains were tricked and then chased Dilandau around and around the far reaches of Gaea......
Huffing and puffing Dilandau climbed another hill. He had been burnt, beaten, brusied and thankfully not raped by those stupid monsters. He continued walking for a short while until he came to a little statue by the side of the road. Filled with curiosity Dilandau walked up to it.
Dilandau: What in the world is it? It dosent look like any god I've ever seen around here.....
He picked it up and examined it more closely. He noticed little etching of flames on it.
Dilandau:Oooooooooo......preeeeeety fiiiiiiirrrreeeee......
Suddenly the little statue's eyes glowed with a firey like light.
Dilandau stared at it in pure awe.
Until it began to speak.
Statue:*YAWN* Ahhhhh...Well hello there! Whats your name? I'm Tiki!
Dilandau:.........WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiki:What?
Dilandau:AHHHHHH IT'S TALKING TO ME AHHHHH!!!!!tHE LITTLE THINGAMAGJIGGER IS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!! HELP HELP!!!!
Tiki:Calm down boy! I Didint wake up after a 1500 hundred year sleep to listen to you scream!
Dilandau calms down a bit before setting Tiki down.
Dilandau:How come you can talk?
Tiki:Cause I'm magical M'boy! I grant you any one power you wish!!
Dilandau's eyes light up.
Dilandau:Yesssssss power........
Tiki:Oooook now your even scaring me boy.
Tiki:Before I grant you your power can we talk?
Dilandau:Ok I guess it's only fair...
Tiki:Great!!
Tiki begins to jabber on about his life story for 12 hours straight, but we dont care about that.
After Tiki is done talking he asks what power Dilandau wants.
Dilandau has only one thing on his mind.
Dilandau:Fire..........hehehehehehehehe.
Tiki:Ok! here ya go m'boy now you can summon fire at will!!
Dilandau looks down at his now glowing hands and smiles an evil smile, so evil in fact that I'm to afraid of it to describe it.Ohhhhhh(shivers)...
Dilandau:HAHAHAHAHA I'M COMING FOR YOU VAN FANEL!!! YOU'D BETTER HIRE DECENT GAURDS OR I'LL...I'LL, UH I'LL REFER YOU TO MY GAURD AGENCY!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dilandau the burns Tiki and uses him for fire wood. O.o
Dilandau:Soon van, oh so very soon you will pay for foiling my so called half-baked plans! THEY WERENT HALF BAKED THEY WERE FULL BAKED PLANS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! mmmmmmmm say these t.v. dinners really are good as the box says...mmmmmmmmmmmhhhh steak.........
O.o again..... To be continued as usual!!!
A/N:Well I coulda done better here too but again it's my L-A-Z-Y factor working here. I may decide to end this at 5 chapters. Tell me if you think I should continue past 5 in your reveiws and e-mail. Also if want to send me e-mail send it to: CrystalBladesman@aol.com instead of my listed ff.net address please. Thanks for reading and (hopefully) reveiwing this chapter! Cya next time!