To my last two reviewers... you know there are nicer ways of saying you don't like my story. I think you need to step off your high horse for a moment and get a life. It's a fucking cartoon. So I reversed the names and botched the rank. I'm human tight ass. Learn to take things with a grain of salt and a touch of humor. I know I sure got a good laugh. I was drugged out of my damn mind when I wrote CH1 and 2. I'm pretty sure I made that clear in the intro but perhaps you overlooked the whole phnemonia thing. Just for fun, don't sleep for 72 hours, then take a fist full of narcotics. Now to complete the picture, bang your head a few times into a wall and inhale a lung-full of water and that will give you an inkling of what my frame of mind and body was. Not doing so hot huh?

And if you think my fanfic is one of the worst, I don't want to know your standards. There's a lot of crap floating around and frankly I think I could have done MUCH worse if I wanted to.

So you don't like my fic. Ok. I'm cool with that. But to infer that a piece of fanfiction is a reflection of my abilities as a writer is deeply insulting to the highest degree. The fact that you would be so deluded as to even THINK that this pet project of mine receives even one ATOM of the effort and love that my original fiction does is a deep inference to your own ignorance and personal short comings.

You should be honored that I even acknowledged you and lowered myself to participate this hideous waste of my valuable time as your remarks are not even close of being at a level worth my notice much less my time. But this is a matter of principle and a stab at my integrity and my craft is an offense I cannot ignore no matter how insignificant the offender. I've told politicians to go fuck themselves, spit in the face of foreign dignitaries, and stood as an equal in the presence of the world's greatest men and women. You think I really give a damn about some anonymous otaku when my original works have earned me the respect of the nation's most honored scholars?

I think I've made my point

Ok My rant's over with. I'm working on the next chapter when I can but with a Nuclear Physics midtern, a hurricane to deal with this week I'm pretty tied up. If classes are canceled for Wilma (tehee... Wilma :P ) I'll spend my time in the storm shelter finishing this. Unfortunately within the next few weeks I have a folklore anthology to complete for the anthropology department. It's 50 of my semester grade for that class AND my professor is so impressed with my work she's talking grants to pursue it outside of her class AND possibly publishing it in the Journal of American Folklore. Squee! As much as I appreciate the 600 some odd people who have read this (special kudos to the reviewers) I'm an anthropologist first and a writer second. If I don't have anything finished within the next 2 weeks, I'll post what I have so far.