I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack......!!! I'm tired so I'll skip the blabber and get on with the story! (everyone cheers)
Hot, Baby, Hot: part 5:A fine day for a barbecue!!
Ooooookaaaaayyy lets see..where was I again?
Oh yes! Last time Dilandau had received fire powers from a statue he found. It's name was Tiki, figure the odds on that....after bruning it for no appearent reason, he then left for Fanalia(again)......
Dilandau walked along for several hours before stopping to rest. After walking for several hours more he came to the very familiar gates of Fanalia.
Dilandau:At long last I will have my revenge on Van for the way he humiliated me!! MWHAUAUAUAUAUAUA!!!!HACK WHEEEZZE COUGH......
Dilandau walks straight past the guards Van hired to keep Dilandau out.
They are snoring, fast asleep.
Dilandau:Figures that fool would hire from the cheapest place...what an idiot...
Dilandau burns the cheap dollar store lock off of the castle gate Van put up.
Dilandau:Moronic fool!!!
Dilandau walks right up to Van's room after bribing more guards with better pay plus doughnuts at his own place.
Dilandau bangs on Van's door loudly.
Dilandau:Hey you stupid fool! Wake you lazy ass up and prepare to be burnt!!!
Ouches and groans can be heard from the room. Dilandau hears the sound of a zipper and an angry girl.
Hitomi:Van! Cant you tell your idiot drinking buddies to take a hike!!
Van:I will baby! I will!
Van opens the door and looks down at Dilandau.
Van:Oh it's just you...Didnt the guards even try to stop you?
Dilandau:Heheheh no you dolt. Your guards were incompetent fools! You shouldnt hire rent-a-cops you idiot!
Van turns back to the door.
Van:Hey! Hitomi honey I'll be right back! This'll take a minute!
Dilandau:Dork! I am not some pushover you can just-!
Van pushes him down.
Van:are you done ranting and raving? Look I was just--err ummm being busy when you barge in demanding that I burn.
Dilandau:Heheheheheheh.....fool! I have amazing power now!!!! I will cook you alive!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dilandau makes flames shoot from his hands and hit Van.
Van hits the ground burning.
Van:Auuhhhhhghggh my ass is on fire my ass is on fire!!! Noooooooo not my di-------AAAHHH!! I KNOW STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!!
Van preforms the simple manuver and he stop burning. He looks down at his pants. Oh phew!!
Dilandau grumbles.
Dilandau:I'm gonna kill who ever invented that....
Dilandau Dosent matter!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU VAN FANEL!!!!
Dilandau:Grabs Van and runs off.
Hitomi comes out of the bedroom, straigtening her skirt.
Hitomi:What are those idiots up to now???
She runs off after them.
To be conluded next chapter!!!
A/N
Yeah, I know, I know this part is probably the worst. I've been on a brief haiatus and I've come back super lazy. Sorry bout this! R/R plz!
Hot, Baby, Hot: part 5:A fine day for a barbecue!!
Ooooookaaaaayyy lets see..where was I again?
Oh yes! Last time Dilandau had received fire powers from a statue he found. It's name was Tiki, figure the odds on that....after bruning it for no appearent reason, he then left for Fanalia(again)......
Dilandau walked along for several hours before stopping to rest. After walking for several hours more he came to the very familiar gates of Fanalia.
Dilandau:At long last I will have my revenge on Van for the way he humiliated me!! MWHAUAUAUAUAUAUA!!!!HACK WHEEEZZE COUGH......
Dilandau walks straight past the guards Van hired to keep Dilandau out.
They are snoring, fast asleep.
Dilandau:Figures that fool would hire from the cheapest place...what an idiot...
Dilandau burns the cheap dollar store lock off of the castle gate Van put up.
Dilandau:Moronic fool!!!
Dilandau walks right up to Van's room after bribing more guards with better pay plus doughnuts at his own place.
Dilandau bangs on Van's door loudly.
Dilandau:Hey you stupid fool! Wake you lazy ass up and prepare to be burnt!!!
Ouches and groans can be heard from the room. Dilandau hears the sound of a zipper and an angry girl.
Hitomi:Van! Cant you tell your idiot drinking buddies to take a hike!!
Van:I will baby! I will!
Van opens the door and looks down at Dilandau.
Van:Oh it's just you...Didnt the guards even try to stop you?
Dilandau:Heheheh no you dolt. Your guards were incompetent fools! You shouldnt hire rent-a-cops you idiot!
Van turns back to the door.
Van:Hey! Hitomi honey I'll be right back! This'll take a minute!
Dilandau:Dork! I am not some pushover you can just-!
Van pushes him down.
Van:are you done ranting and raving? Look I was just--err ummm being busy when you barge in demanding that I burn.
Dilandau:Heheheheheheh.....fool! I have amazing power now!!!! I will cook you alive!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dilandau makes flames shoot from his hands and hit Van.
Van hits the ground burning.
Van:Auuhhhhhghggh my ass is on fire my ass is on fire!!! Noooooooo not my di-------AAAHHH!! I KNOW STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!!
Van preforms the simple manuver and he stop burning. He looks down at his pants. Oh phew!!
Dilandau grumbles.
Dilandau:I'm gonna kill who ever invented that....
Dilandau Dosent matter!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU VAN FANEL!!!!
Dilandau:Grabs Van and runs off.
Hitomi comes out of the bedroom, straigtening her skirt.
Hitomi:What are those idiots up to now???
She runs off after them.
To be conluded next chapter!!!
A/N
Yeah, I know, I know this part is probably the worst. I've been on a brief haiatus and I've come back super lazy. Sorry bout this! R/R plz!