DT: Holy cow! I actually am gonna update this!!!!! I've been busy with an important project at work. Utena:*kaff*sleeping at his desk *kaff*kaff*.DT: Shut up....... anyhoo, I may decide to go on past 6, it all depends on how my work goes. Utena: By work he means his sleeping schedule. DT: Dammit enuf now! Ah well.....lets do this....

*scratches his head for a moment................ Last time Dilandau stormed Fanalia for the 100th time and thanks to Van's cheapness was able to infiltrate his castle and kidnap him......that's all I think.......oh and there was some stuff about fire powers too..........


Dilandau carried a now bound and gagged Van over his shoulder to a huge bonfire he had made.

Dilandau:Hehehehehahahahahaha haha I made this ecspecially for you Van Fanel!!!! Tonight you will burn like a ummm wiener!!!!!! YES A WEINER!!!!

Van:Why a weiner? I hate Weiners. Can I be a steak instead.

Dilandau:DOES IT EVEN MATTER!!!!!??

He calms down a bit before speaking again.

Dilandau: What-ever... like it even matters....AS LONG AS YOU BURN VAN FANEL!!!!!

He then proceeds to tightly wrap Van up with oil soaked ropes.

After dousing Van with gasoline he steps back to admire his handi-work.

Dilandau: Hehehehehe.....what to you think Van Fanel? Good is it not?

Van:I have gas in my eye.........

Dilandau: Shut up idiot. Now it is time to light the big fire!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TONIGHT IM GONNA PARTY!!!!!!!!

Van: Will there be a cake!!

Dilandau flicks him in the head.

Dilandau: No you stupid fool.

Van: Awwwwww......

Dilandau cackles madly as he prepares to light the construct.

Hitomi:What the hell are you doing to my husband you little bishonen troll.

Dilandau raises and eyebrow.

Dilandau:Trolls can be bishonen? O.o

Hitomi:Gahhhhhh!!! we are getting off topic here!!

Dilandau:O.o oh right!

He light Van on fire.

Van:HOLY SHIEEEOT!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*pant pant pant* ::sucks in a deep breath::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitomi: And I thought I was the only one who could get him to scream like that. O.o .

Van looks and sees that all his screaming made enough wind to put the fire out.

Van: THANK THE CLEAN UNDER WEAR GODS!!!!!!!

Hitomi:O.o
Dilandau:O.o
::AUTHOR!!!!!(ninja girls with fans)::Dtemplar:O.o::AUTHOR!!!!!(ninja girls with fans)::

Dilandau's eyebrow is now twitching.

Dilandau: Thats enough stupidity!!! I am sick and tired of getting beaten by you Van Fanel. You never win by skill anyway! Everytime you beat me its always by some fluke of stupidity!!!!!

Van:Are you quite done?

Dilandau sees Hitomi half way through untying Van.

Hitomi: I'm sorry did you say somthing?

Dilandau:AUUUUGHHHH!!!!NO ONE RESPECTS ME!!!! NO ONE!!!!

15 minutes later....

Hitomi finds herself tied up next to Van.

Hitomi:You know he was tricking you when he said he'd give you his charizad card if you left him tie us up did'nt you?

Van:He tricked me!!??!?!?! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hitomi sighs and sweatdrops.

Dilandau!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now nobody wil come between me and victory!!!!

Dilandau is about to relight the bonfire when a loud crackle sounds. A pink haired girl falls down sharply on her rear end.

Utena:OWWWW!!!!!

She looks up at Dilandau and then at the tied up 'hero' and back at Dilandau again.

Utena:What the hell are you doing?

Dilandau:Ehehehehehehe!! I am going burrrrrn Van mwuahahahahaha!!!!

Utena:What-ever! you do know you have issues right? You like, need Pyromanic's anonymous or somthing.

Dilandau:You do realise your probably WAY OOC lady?

Utena:(Sighs with a mushroom cloud)Yes.

Dilandau: Eheheheheheh whatever!! I have burning to do!!!

Utena: I suppose I should save them now....

She pulls out a rapier and slashes the ropes.

Dilandau: What are you-!

Hitomi: Thank you so much! Now lets get King idiot here that little freaks ass.

Van is drooling at Utena.

Van: Hehhhhhhh would you like to make hot passionate lesbian love to my wife!!!!!!?????

Utena:O.o
Hitomit:O.o
Dilandau:O.o

Hitomi explodes with anger as her face goes extremely red.

Hitomi: HENTAI!!!! ECCHI!!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE PROPOSITIONS LIKE THAT!!!

She pulls out a huge mallet and whacks Van sending him flying into a wall.

Van lays with his tounge hanging out, eyes swirly.

Both girls turn and glare at Dilandau.

Utena,Hitomi:As for you, litte troll!!!!..

For the first time Dilandau's eyes widen in pure horror.

Dilandau:AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued!(yet again)..............

A/N:ZzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz.....
Utena:Izzat fool sleeping again? I know how to wake him up!(pulls out a chainsaw and revs it up)Heheheheh.........






A/N:(later)Owwwwww.....Phew I guess this is one of the longest parts yet. Yes I know Utena is probably OOC. I've only read the manga. R/R I suppose!