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Jack leant heavily on Gibbs shoulder, which didn't help much as they were both stumbling around. They approached the docks, looking for the Black Pearl. Not being able to find it, theywalked to thedeck warden.

"Oi mate! Do yeh know where my ship is? It's big, black and floats." Jack slurred drunkenly. Grumbling, the deck warden pointed to the ship at the end of the dock. Jack nodded his thanks to him. He turned to leave when suddenly he remembered the other ship.

"Hey, do yeh know where the Temptress is?" Jack asked. The warden frowned at the name.

"On the way to Port April, I suppose. Bloody bastards didn't pay for their dock." He said grumbling. Jack clasped his hands together and bowed, thanking him. Leaning on Gibbs again, the two hobbled to the Black Pearl and up the ramp. Once on the deck, Gibbs went below and Jack went to the helm where Anamaria was.

"Is everyone here?" Jack asked. Anamaria nodded to him.

"Good. At dawn, we set sail to Port April." Jack said.

"Aye Cap'n." Ana replied. Jack went to his cabin and took his hat off, setting it on the chair. He stripped down and got into bed.

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Jack walked out onto deck, stretching his arms and walking to the helm, relieving the man there. He watched as his crew scurried around. Finally the people from the fore deck called, telling him they were ready. He grinned as the ship weighed anchor and sailed away.

Those bastards on the Temptress would soon learn never to cross Jack Sparrow.

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Alex stood at the helm of the Temptress, staring at the small cavern, just off Port April. Once the ship was anchored Alex went below deck to get her things. Suddenly she heard a bang from the storage cupboard on her left. Alex's face darkened. She did not tolerate stowaways on her ship. She cocked her gun and in one swift motion, she opened the door and pressed the gun to the hiding persons head.

"Dammit." Mercy said, turning her head to see Alex holding the gun to Patrick's temple, and looking absolutely furious. Patrick's eyes were wide and his hands (that were currently on Mercy's breasts) began to tremble.

"Out. Now" Alex said calmly, but her eyes betrayed her showing her fury. She set down her gun and stalked out of the room. Shutting her eyes for a moment, Mercy calmed her nerves and walked out after Alex, motioning for Patrick to follow. The couple went to the captains cabin, were Alex was waiting out front.

"Inside." She said. Mercy and Patrick quickly walked in and sat down in front of the desk. Alex slammed the door and the couple flinched. Alex walked around the desk and sat down.

"Now, what the hell do you think you were doing?" she asked.

"We're really sorry Alex," Patrick said, "we should have been working". Alex slammed her fist down on the desk.

"Of course you should have! I do not tolerate insolence on this ship!" she yelled. Everyone was silent for a moment. Alex continued-

"While everyone else was working getting the ship settled you two were fooling around in THE STORAGE COBBORD!" The couple flinched again. Alex's voice lowered.

"I tolerate it enough when you do it on your own time. In all rights I should kick you off this ship". Mercy and Patrick's eyed widened. Mercy opened her mouth to say something, but Alex held up a hand to stop her.

"Now, I this case I will not punish you as this is the first time. But If you do it again, you will be prosecuted" Alex said firmly. Mercy nodded.

"I'm really sorry Alex. We swear we won't do it again" she said. Alex lifted her head slightly.

"See that it doesn't" she said, ending the conversation. The couple stood up. Patrick left the room but Mercy hesitated.

"I'm really sorry Alex." She said quietly. Alex smiled.

"I forgive you. Now go get ready, we need to get supplies. We forgot them in Tortuga." Mercy smiled back at Alex, glad she was forgiven. She got ready and met the crew up on deck.

Everyone (except the people staying to watch the ship) got into small boats and began rowing to Port April. They were finally reaching the land to get a much needed holiday.

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