Tiamat
I am Tiamat….. The Guardian of Wind….. As I slumber, I am interrupted! WHO DARES TO AWAKEN ME? They shall suffer! It's those meddling kids, again! They challenge me, Tiamat, the Great Manipulator of Winds! They shall perish in Battle! For I am the greatest of the Guardians of Terra, and I wont be stopped by those meddling kids! They shall be blown away by my Storms of Destruction! Hissss……. My instincts are warning me….. about what!
They hit me with a Blizzaga. Ouch! That tickled! Despite my considerably low Endurance, I am more Nullified to Pain than the others….. I counter the Ice attack with an Absorb MP attack. The Mage has lost half his MP to me…. And I shall prolong the other's suffering, for I have one attack hidden up my sleeves….. Not that I have sleeves…… Yet they still shall suffer! I cast twister! The Summoner, she counters by summoning Shiva! ARGH! That seriously hurt! They must pay, now!
JET FIRE! HAHAHAHA! They didn't expect that! I have thrown the Qu out of the battle, with Jet Fire! Now it's flying around the battlefield, seemingly dizzy….. Eeek! Shiva again! Blast that Bitch! I'll Jet Fire her next! But now I cast……. Argh! Blizzaga has hit me! I am FED UP! Jet fire! There goes the Summoner, Muahahahahaha! Damn, I need more MP…… Absorb MP! Hehehe… that thief's MP is mine now…. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL FROM ME, YOU DUMBASS!
The Mage has hit me with another Blizzaga….. I am weakening, with my Endurance only mere HP away from disappearing….. I Jet Fire Him….. He's gone but the thief has slashed me! As I Snort and damage him, he Trances! I'm doomed for sure….. Now I lay myself at his feet, awaiting my death, and my first glimpse of paradise……