Hot, baby, Hot! part eight:(gee golly arent you getting tired of these yet?)Ummmm......Dilandau strikes back!!!
Yep! It's that time again boys and girls! No, little Timmy not potty time. Time to......WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!Any uh......read this and stuff....and if you cant read then umm.......Oh just read it anyway!
Recap? yeah, yeah I'm gettin to it.......Last time Dilandau had ALMOST achived victory again when Van threw a brick at him.....why a brick?What a stupid question! Cause it hurts dummy!
And remember children! When you ask stupid questions, I'm gonna give you stupid answers!!
Dilandau woke up feeling rather groggy and disorientated. He rubbed his head and frowned when he felt a rather large bump on the back of his head.
Dilandau: Uhhhh.....That idiot will pay. Just as soon as I get out of here.
Dilandau walks over to the bars of his cell in Van's dungeon. He notices some gaurds eating cold KFC.
Dilandau: Hey you! I'll cook that for you if you let me out.
The gaurds not being very bright of course walk over and let him out of his cell.
Gaurd one: Yeah sounds fair to me!
Gaurd two: Cold chicken sucks!
Guard three: Hey! Mister Van said we had to make sure he didnt escape! He never said anything about letting him out to cook our chicken!
Dilandau rolls his eyes.
He flicks his finger and roasts the fast food with the flame.
Gaurds: Hey thanks guy! You're the greatest!!
Dilandau: Whatever...SAY!!! Do guys know where the idi- I mean Van is?!
Gaurd one: Oh. The stupid guy in charge? He's playing with action figures in the main hall.
Dilandau: Figures...
Dilandau races towards the main hallway.
2 and oh about one half minutes later.
Dilandau bursts out into the main hall where Van is on the floor playing with power ranger toys.
Van: Ahahahahaa!!!!! Die Evil lady!!! Hiya!! I Red ranger will destroy you!!!!!
He the beats the action figures together in a cheesey mock-fight.
Dilandau sighs and picks up the nearby Blue ranger figure. He throws it at Van, knocking him out.
Dilandau: What an idiot!!!
Dilandau ties up Van and, using the gaurds help, rounds up Hitomi and Utena as well.
The three sit in a stack of hay all tied up.
Dilandau: I'm going to spare you the grandoise Ranting speech I usually say around this time because, to put it lightly, I AM SO ROALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF FROM GETTING BEATEN BY YOUR STUPIDITY ALL THE TIME VAN FANEL!!!!
Hitomi: Sounds like a mad rant to me.
Utena: I, like, SO totally agree!
Dilandau: Oh SHUT UP!!!! I'm going to take over your castle and rule it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
He then flicks his finger and sets the hay on fire with Van and the girls.
He walks out skipping merriley and screaming in joy.
Dilandau: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've won!!!! I've finally won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 hours later.
Dilandau sit happily atop a throne in a room with torches burning brightly. He repeatedly says 'I burned Van Fanel!! Neener, neener!!'
Suprisingly the citizens of Fanalia rejoice as well, as Dilandau runs it a whole lot better than Van ever did.
Meanwhile.......
Van and the girls sit up coughing and hacking. They are all black and burnt.
Van: Well this sucks.....
Hitomi: As soon as we can untie our selves we need to clean up and stop that madman.
Utena: For sure.
To be continued...........
A/N: Well looks like Dilandau got his revenge. You've been wanting that so bad magical dream! Will I let them unsurp Dilandau's rule? Probably not. Will I have Dilandau burn them some more? You bet. So, there you go! Look for the next installment ummm.....when I'm not tired! Now stop making me stay up anymore than I have. I'm going to bed now. I think Rei Ayanami needs me.......ummmm bye.......
You mean you're still here? Go on git!!
OKAY!!!! Fine!!!!! Here's some candy!!!! now go!!!!
No, I wont be buying any girl scout cookies today!!
LEAVE ALREADY!!!!!
Yep! It's that time again boys and girls! No, little Timmy not potty time. Time to......WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!Any uh......read this and stuff....and if you cant read then umm.......Oh just read it anyway!
Recap? yeah, yeah I'm gettin to it.......Last time Dilandau had ALMOST achived victory again when Van threw a brick at him.....why a brick?What a stupid question! Cause it hurts dummy!
And remember children! When you ask stupid questions, I'm gonna give you stupid answers!!
Dilandau woke up feeling rather groggy and disorientated. He rubbed his head and frowned when he felt a rather large bump on the back of his head.
Dilandau: Uhhhh.....That idiot will pay. Just as soon as I get out of here.
Dilandau walks over to the bars of his cell in Van's dungeon. He notices some gaurds eating cold KFC.
Dilandau: Hey you! I'll cook that for you if you let me out.
The gaurds not being very bright of course walk over and let him out of his cell.
Gaurd one: Yeah sounds fair to me!
Gaurd two: Cold chicken sucks!
Guard three: Hey! Mister Van said we had to make sure he didnt escape! He never said anything about letting him out to cook our chicken!
Dilandau rolls his eyes.
He flicks his finger and roasts the fast food with the flame.
Gaurds: Hey thanks guy! You're the greatest!!
Dilandau: Whatever...SAY!!! Do guys know where the idi- I mean Van is?!
Gaurd one: Oh. The stupid guy in charge? He's playing with action figures in the main hall.
Dilandau: Figures...
Dilandau races towards the main hallway.
2 and oh about one half minutes later.
Dilandau bursts out into the main hall where Van is on the floor playing with power ranger toys.
Van: Ahahahahaa!!!!! Die Evil lady!!! Hiya!! I Red ranger will destroy you!!!!!
He the beats the action figures together in a cheesey mock-fight.
Dilandau sighs and picks up the nearby Blue ranger figure. He throws it at Van, knocking him out.
Dilandau: What an idiot!!!
Dilandau ties up Van and, using the gaurds help, rounds up Hitomi and Utena as well.
The three sit in a stack of hay all tied up.
Dilandau: I'm going to spare you the grandoise Ranting speech I usually say around this time because, to put it lightly, I AM SO ROALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF FROM GETTING BEATEN BY YOUR STUPIDITY ALL THE TIME VAN FANEL!!!!
Hitomi: Sounds like a mad rant to me.
Utena: I, like, SO totally agree!
Dilandau: Oh SHUT UP!!!! I'm going to take over your castle and rule it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
He then flicks his finger and sets the hay on fire with Van and the girls.
He walks out skipping merriley and screaming in joy.
Dilandau: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've won!!!! I've finally won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 hours later.
Dilandau sit happily atop a throne in a room with torches burning brightly. He repeatedly says 'I burned Van Fanel!! Neener, neener!!'
Suprisingly the citizens of Fanalia rejoice as well, as Dilandau runs it a whole lot better than Van ever did.
Meanwhile.......
Van and the girls sit up coughing and hacking. They are all black and burnt.
Van: Well this sucks.....
Hitomi: As soon as we can untie our selves we need to clean up and stop that madman.
Utena: For sure.
To be continued...........
A/N: Well looks like Dilandau got his revenge. You've been wanting that so bad magical dream! Will I let them unsurp Dilandau's rule? Probably not. Will I have Dilandau burn them some more? You bet. So, there you go! Look for the next installment ummm.....when I'm not tired! Now stop making me stay up anymore than I have. I'm going to bed now. I think Rei Ayanami needs me.......ummmm bye.......
You mean you're still here? Go on git!!
OKAY!!!! Fine!!!!! Here's some candy!!!! now go!!!!
No, I wont be buying any girl scout cookies today!!
LEAVE ALREADY!!!!!