It was a Monday morning. I was giving some lessons worth learning for Ryu. See! I am way better than your average teacher. Not only was this lesson worth learning but it was fun teaching Ryu the lesson.

"1... 2... Now strut," I commanded.

Ryu started to strut down the living room like he was that hot actor, John Travlta. He was grease lighting the way he was walking.

"Perfect, perfect!" I clapped "Now, let's do it again!"

Keiko and Tokagero came into the living room and just stared at me not Ryu, me! They kept thinking how weird I was being.

"1... 2... Now strut!"

"1... 2... Step," Tokagero sang.

Keiko slapped Tokagero. "I hate that song. She can't sing."

I stopped my very important lesson and stood staring at them and folded my arms and tapped my left foot. I was not pleased with them intruding my lesson. They started laughing at me.

Ryu sat down on the sofa and folding his arms. "It's no use. I shouldn't have dumped Washu."

"You're telling me. She is more fun than that Tamao girl, I'll tell ya," Tokagero pointed out.

"Ryu. You will find another woman. None better than Washu. I mean you couldn't get better than her but you find a woman you will really love and cherish," I said.

Keiko rushed over to me and hugged me. "That was beautiful Miki-kins."

"I know!"

Keiko and I were about to kiss when Father gate crashed the romantic scene. He had the worse news ever. More bad than the stuff on TV.

"Don't kiss! I have terrible news!" Father announced.

"Yes! Someone killed Cliff Richard!" I cheered.

"Gladly no! Your older siser, Rachael is coming."

"Rachael?" Ryu said confused.

"The one on Friends is your sister! Awsome!" Tokagero said getting mixed up with my sister and TV.

"Has anyone slapped him today?"

Keiko smiled "I did!"

Yohmei slapped Tokagero again and smiled and went to continue being the bad news barron.

"Your sister, Rachael is coming. Since your mother and I are still not talking to her after what she did, she is staying with you!"

"What did she do that was so bad?" Ryu asked.

"Everyone. Sit down," I said. "I have a story to tell!"

We all sat down. Keiko sat on Ryu's left and I sat on his right. Father sat on my arm chair and Tokagero sat on the other arm chair which use to belong to our dangerous cat. (He lost his nine lives in nine months.)

Mikihisa aged 24
Keiko aged 22
April 1984
At Yohmei & Kino's House

"We need to get these groceries in, feed the David Bowie's Dad and then just get the hell outta here," I told Keiko.

"I don't remember David Bowie's Dad living with your parents..."

"Keiko, it's their pet fish."

"That is the name of their pet fish?"

We opened the door. It was unlocked and that is just strange. Since Keiko and I never went to check their mail. We always did that last minute. Saved time.

"Why do your parents always go to DisneyWorld for their week's vaction?" Keiko asked.

"Senior Discount," I replied.

We opened the door and we saw that everything was stolen. Including David Bowie's Dad and their mail! I rushed in to check the whole house. All the furniture was stolen and even my father's collection of Playboy Magazines which included the very first issue ever!

"KEIKO! MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

Keiko walked in the living and turned around to look at everything disappeared.

"Hey! Let's a play a game. Let's pretend that we just moved in and we are waiting for our furniture!" Keiko cheered.

"As fun as that may be.We can't, someone robbed my parents. I'll check the kitchen," I said to her.

I kissed Keiko's cheek and went to see the kitchen. They stole everything in there too. Including the fish.

"OH MY GOD!"

Keiko came rushing in "What is it, sweetie?"

"THEY TOOK DAVID BOWIE'S DAD!" I freaked.

Then the worst happened, Mother and Father came home. Father was wearing a Mikey Mouse hat. You know the big black ears and Kino was wearing Minnie Mouse Ears.

"Where is our phone?" Father asked clueless.

"David Bowie's Dad. Mommy's home!" Mother shouted.

Father went into the living room and freaked at what he saw.

"WHERE IS THE SOFA? MY CHAIR? THE TV? MY STACK OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINES?"

"Then we later found out that Rachael's husband robbed them and sold all their stuff including David Bowie's Dad and kept the money for themselves and denied the whole thing ever happened. Then 2 years later they divorce and Father and Mother still refuse to talk to them," I said finishing my story.

"That is low," Ryu said.

"Kino is still heart broken over David Bowie's Dad. I won him at a carnival on our Anniversary for her," Father said.

"Makes sense why Kino loved him so much to appeal on TV for his return," Keiko pointed out.

Father stood up and smiled "Anyway, have fun with your sister!"

"What? Why does she have to stay with me?" I asked getting angry.

"You are still friendly with her. We aren't. Get my flow?"

"Dad, rap don't suit you," I said folding my arms.

Father helped himself out and I folded my arms in anger. I can't believe Rachael had the nerve to come back into our lives. Apparently father never told us that she was coming today...

Keiko was getting dinner ready. I was practising my guitar again. Going through memory lane brought back memories and ideas for an old hobby. Ryu was watching TV. The doorbell rang. Ryu was the only one who heard the door bell ring so he went up to answer it. He opened the door thinking it was more salesman but then he saw this young looking woman at the door with a suitcase and her long strawberry blonde hair was blowing in the air. Ryu had fallen in love with my sister, Rachael at first sight.

"Hi, is this the Asakura household? Are you Yoh?"

"This is the Asakura house... I am... Ryunosuke Umemiya... I live with... Miki-kins... I MEAN MIKIHISA!"

Rachael giggled and grabbed Ryu's hand and shouke it.

"Well hello, Ryunosuke. My name is Rachael Asakura. I am Mikihisa's older yet more intelligent sister," she introduced herself.

Ryu was blushing "Do you... wanna come... in? Keiko is making dinner."

"Keiko can cook, now? I remember when she was a bad cook. Yes, I will come in. Take my suitcase, Ryunosuke."

"You can just call me Ryu," Ryu pointed out.

"Mm... easier to remember!"

So my sister was here and ready to cause some trouble!

To be Continued...