Hot, Baby, Hot: part 10(!)Propane and propane accsecories galore!
Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.
O.o' Ok......I got over that.....Uhhh yeah lets see how far I can type today before I "lose consciousness", yeah thats right "lose consciousness" ummmmm yeah......ooook time for me to see a doctor.....I must be losing my mind....................uh....read and stuff.......!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. =^.^= (")")HOT, BABY, HOT! TENTH UPDATE EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!=^.^=
{SuPEr DiLanDaU sPeCiaL!!!!}
****And remeber kids. Any bonfire, when improperly constructed is dangerous thing{although very cool :D}.****
Remeber, only you can play with fire. It takes, however, water {mostly} to put it out.
Okay, ummm lemme uh whats that thing called? Uh oh yeah thinking! Lemme do that for a second......Last time Van and his friends escaped the dungeon and tried to unsurp Dilandau as ruler of Fanalia.....it uh.....failed......miserably.........yeah.........no Folken dosent have a furby......that had no pertanance to this......Oh just go an read!
Dilandau sat in the throne room, hand under his chin, looking really bored.
Dilandau: God I wish he{the author} would give me somthing to do.
Meanwhile THE AUTHOR! is going to give him something to do.
Dilandau begins to rifle through the junk mail of the daily paper when somthing catches his eye. It's a flyer with little flames on it advertising propane stuff.
Dilandau: Ohhhhhhhhhh.....firey home heating system.....must have....fiiiiiirrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
Dilandau promptly gets up and leaves for the propane shop.
10 minutes later.
Dilandau arrives at the shop and goes inside it. He almost faints with joy at al of the fire related products inside.
Dilandau: H-have I died and gone to heaven!!?!?!? I'M IN LOVE HERE!!!! HOW MUCH FOR EVERYTHING IN THE STORE!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
The guy behind the counter shows him the prices.
Dilandau: ILL TAKE IT ALL!!! INSTALL IT TODAY!!!!
40 minutes later.
Workmen run all over the castle installing the propane heating system.
Dilandau keeps bugging them the whole time by asking 'are you done yet?' and 'cmon cmon hurry up!'. Obviously the work men are getting annoyed at him.
Dilandau: Arrrrrreeeeeee yooooouuuuuuu doooooooonnnneeeeeeee yyyyyeeeeeettttt?
Workman: Look pal, if you stop bothering me I can finish alot faster.
Dilandau: Oh. ooooookkkk....
Dilandau slinks away. He gets an idea and decides to go down to the dungeon.
Dilandau walks up to Van's new cell and looks at the trio inside. Then he makes a face at them.
Dilandau: Neener!, Neener! I'm installing a new propane heating system! I'm gonna be all warm and toasty and your gonna freeze in the dungeon Neener, neener!
Van: Well you dont have to brag about it so much.
Hitomi: Sheesh rub it in why dontcha Dilandau.
Utena sits in a corner shivering.
Utena: Brr-rrrr s-so c-cold.
Hitomi goes and wraps her arms around her to help keep her warm.
Van: Aww cmon dude cant you at least give us blankets.
Dilandau: Hpmh! no! I want you all to freeze! then maybe you will leave me alone Van Fanel.
Van: Hey look your hair! Its out of place!
Dilandau: What Augh!!!!
Dilandau runs off the his stylist.
Van: Heeheeheehee.
20 minutes later.
Dilandau walks out of his styling room with an angry expression on his face.
Dilandau: Idiot fooled me... Grrr..... I hope he freezes to death soon.
A guard runs up to him.
Guard: Uh Mr.Dilandau, sir! The uh umm prisoners have escaped.
Dilandau: Wha-at? Round them up immidiatly!!
Guard: We uh would if we err... uhhh... could sir but the prisoners, they umm....uh.......bribed all of your guards with teeny bopper pop concert tickets.
Dilandau: AUUUGHHH!!!! Hire new better guards immidiatly!
Guard salutes him.
Guard: Sir yes sir!
He is about to run off when Dilandau stops him again.
Dilandau: Soldier!
Guard: Sir?
Dilandau: Get me....project.... "D.I.C." Heheheheheheheheh
Guard: D-do you think thats wise sir?
Dilandau: Nothing is to extreme when you are dealing with idiots Guard.
Guard: Very well then sir!
The Guard leaves.
Dilandau: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL RID OF YOU FOREVER VAN FANEL!!! FORGET KEEPING YOU IN MY DUNGEON!!!! I have a more sinister plan for you Van Fanel!!!! Heheheheheheheheh!!!
A/N: OOK....What is project D.I.C.?! Will Van suceed?!{Probably not!}, Find out next time on Hot, Baby, Hot!
Meanwhile...
Aboard the ship 'Outlaw Star'
Gene staggers into the living area of the ship. He trips over some junk laying around. He stares at the T.V. . On it is a silver haired bishonen laughing his ass off with flames all around him. Gene picks up the remote and turns the T.V. off. "Sheesh Whaat aaaa weird show *HIC* Heeheeheehee *Hic*Hic*Hic*HICCUP*Kaff*Kaff*". Gene hits the floor with a rather loud thump. A moment later Melfina walks in with a load of laundry. "Gene! You're drunk!"
Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.Wow. I'm alive. Wow.
O.o' Ok......I got over that.....Uhhh yeah lets see how far I can type today before I "lose consciousness", yeah thats right "lose consciousness" ummmmm yeah......ooook time for me to see a doctor.....I must be losing my mind....................uh....read and stuff.......!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. =^.^= (")")HOT, BABY, HOT! TENTH UPDATE EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!=^.^=
{SuPEr DiLanDaU sPeCiaL!!!!}
****And remeber kids. Any bonfire, when improperly constructed is dangerous thing{although very cool :D}.****
Remeber, only you can play with fire. It takes, however, water {mostly} to put it out.
Okay, ummm lemme uh whats that thing called? Uh oh yeah thinking! Lemme do that for a second......Last time Van and his friends escaped the dungeon and tried to unsurp Dilandau as ruler of Fanalia.....it uh.....failed......miserably.........yeah.........no Folken dosent have a furby......that had no pertanance to this......Oh just go an read!
Dilandau sat in the throne room, hand under his chin, looking really bored.
Dilandau: God I wish he{the author} would give me somthing to do.
Meanwhile THE AUTHOR! is going to give him something to do.
Dilandau begins to rifle through the junk mail of the daily paper when somthing catches his eye. It's a flyer with little flames on it advertising propane stuff.
Dilandau: Ohhhhhhhhhh.....firey home heating system.....must have....fiiiiiirrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
Dilandau promptly gets up and leaves for the propane shop.
10 minutes later.
Dilandau arrives at the shop and goes inside it. He almost faints with joy at al of the fire related products inside.
Dilandau: H-have I died and gone to heaven!!?!?!? I'M IN LOVE HERE!!!! HOW MUCH FOR EVERYTHING IN THE STORE!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
The guy behind the counter shows him the prices.
Dilandau: ILL TAKE IT ALL!!! INSTALL IT TODAY!!!!
40 minutes later.
Workmen run all over the castle installing the propane heating system.
Dilandau keeps bugging them the whole time by asking 'are you done yet?' and 'cmon cmon hurry up!'. Obviously the work men are getting annoyed at him.
Dilandau: Arrrrrreeeeeee yooooouuuuuuu doooooooonnnneeeeeeee yyyyyeeeeeettttt?
Workman: Look pal, if you stop bothering me I can finish alot faster.
Dilandau: Oh. ooooookkkk....
Dilandau slinks away. He gets an idea and decides to go down to the dungeon.
Dilandau walks up to Van's new cell and looks at the trio inside. Then he makes a face at them.
Dilandau: Neener!, Neener! I'm installing a new propane heating system! I'm gonna be all warm and toasty and your gonna freeze in the dungeon Neener, neener!
Van: Well you dont have to brag about it so much.
Hitomi: Sheesh rub it in why dontcha Dilandau.
Utena sits in a corner shivering.
Utena: Brr-rrrr s-so c-cold.
Hitomi goes and wraps her arms around her to help keep her warm.
Van: Aww cmon dude cant you at least give us blankets.
Dilandau: Hpmh! no! I want you all to freeze! then maybe you will leave me alone Van Fanel.
Van: Hey look your hair! Its out of place!
Dilandau: What Augh!!!!
Dilandau runs off the his stylist.
Van: Heeheeheehee.
20 minutes later.
Dilandau walks out of his styling room with an angry expression on his face.
Dilandau: Idiot fooled me... Grrr..... I hope he freezes to death soon.
A guard runs up to him.
Guard: Uh Mr.Dilandau, sir! The uh umm prisoners have escaped.
Dilandau: Wha-at? Round them up immidiatly!!
Guard: We uh would if we err... uhhh... could sir but the prisoners, they umm....uh.......bribed all of your guards with teeny bopper pop concert tickets.
Dilandau: AUUUGHHH!!!! Hire new better guards immidiatly!
Guard salutes him.
Guard: Sir yes sir!
He is about to run off when Dilandau stops him again.
Dilandau: Soldier!
Guard: Sir?
Dilandau: Get me....project.... "D.I.C." Heheheheheheheheh
Guard: D-do you think thats wise sir?
Dilandau: Nothing is to extreme when you are dealing with idiots Guard.
Guard: Very well then sir!
The Guard leaves.
Dilandau: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL RID OF YOU FOREVER VAN FANEL!!! FORGET KEEPING YOU IN MY DUNGEON!!!! I have a more sinister plan for you Van Fanel!!!! Heheheheheheheheh!!!
A/N: OOK....What is project D.I.C.?! Will Van suceed?!{Probably not!}, Find out next time on Hot, Baby, Hot!
Meanwhile...
Aboard the ship 'Outlaw Star'
Gene staggers into the living area of the ship. He trips over some junk laying around. He stares at the T.V. . On it is a silver haired bishonen laughing his ass off with flames all around him. Gene picks up the remote and turns the T.V. off. "Sheesh Whaat aaaa weird show *HIC* Heeheeheehee *Hic*Hic*Hic*HICCUP*Kaff*Kaff*". Gene hits the floor with a rather loud thump. A moment later Melfina walks in with a load of laundry. "Gene! You're drunk!"