Hot, Baby, Hot! part 11{Had enough already?}Project D.I.C!?Oh no!
Wow, 11 is a lot for me............
Last time Dilandau had a propane system to be installed, also Van and Co. Have broken out of the dungeon again. Dilandau has ordered the mysterious project D.I.C. to intrevene.......
A hapless guard walks down a long flight of stone stairs. Coming to the end of the steps, he arrives in front of a large metal door. The door has various locks and chains wrapped around it. A lot of rapid talking can be heard from inside. The letters D.I.C are printed on the door in large bold red letters. The guard's fear shows plainly in his eyes.
Guard:Gee I dont really wanna do this but.....Lord Dilandau says it's necessary....
He pulls a key out of his pocket and unlocks the locks with it.
As the door creaks open a trio of small harmless looking men in business suits walk out.
Man#1: Hello.
Man#2:We are.
Man#3:D.I.C. Dubbers!
The guard runs away in fear.
Guard:Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I want my mommy!!!
Man#2:We should change his personality so he doesnt teach American kids to run away way from men in suits.
Man#1:Lets go and see the guy who put us here.
35 minutes later.
The businessmen walk into Dilandau's throne room.
Dilandau sits in his huge golden, jewel adorned chair, torches and fires burning all around him.
The Dubbers look him up and down. Finally one speaks.
Man#2:You know, all that fire is setting a bad example for the children. And stop slouching, cant be teaching kids bad posture! Tsk!
Dilandau: H-how dare you insolents mock me in my own chambers! I command you! You do not tell your commander what to do!!
Man#1:But that would be against the freedom of speech right! Equality! we must have complete equality!
Dilandau:Arrghhh!!!!! How dare you!!! I will have you all burn in *Beep*! Wha-? What the F-*Beep* are you doing to my words?! Why cant I curse!
Man#3:No,no,no Mr.Dilandau! We musnt have you teaching the kids bad language!
Dilandau:!?!?!?!ARRRRGGHHH!!?!?!?! What kids?! This is MY kingdom you I-*beep*! What? I cant even call you guys I-*beep*?
Man#1:Ah-Ah! Name calling is a no-no too Mr.!
Dilandau: This is injustice!
Dilandau:Well, YOU"RE the author door something!
"Author!Ninja girls with fans" DTemplar looks up from his bowl of ramen noodles. DTemplar: Well what the F*beep* do you want me to do? Hey waitaminit!! Dubbing me isnt F*beep* funny! I'm the author here!! Just who the heck is typing this huh? Good L*beep*! D*beep* to H*beep*. I'm going to bed! you fix this on your own!"Author!Ninja girls with fans"
Man#3: Nope sorry no religeous references here!
Dilandau: Grrrrr......Fine.... Ill stop cursing for now. But I need you guys to do something for me. Hehehehehehe.
All three men: What is it?
Dilandau shows them a picture of Van and his companions.
Dilandau: Find and rid me of these three people.
Man#2:Now, by find and rid do you mean 'destroy'?
Man#3:Yeah because harming them would be against FCC regulations.
Dilandau:Auughhhh!! Well what CAN you people do that is not against some stupid regulation!
Man#1: Well, we can rewrite things so that they get sent to an alternate dimension.
Dilandau: Fine! Do whatever! As long as I never have to look at them again!
Man#3: Wait. Who excactly is the 'badguy' here? We must know.
Man#2: Yes. We cant have Evil winning. We have to have the hero always save the day! Promotes goodness!
Dilandau: Arghhhhh....you guys are really getting on my nerves!! I'M THE GOOD GUY O.K.!! So there!!!
Men:Okay dokay!!
On the way out the Dubbers have the flames in Dilandaus throne room put out. Dilandau begins to cry.
Dilandau:I....need...to...Sniff...get a better D*beep* plan!! Doh!
To be continued!........
A/N: Well that sure was F*beep* weird. Darn..........
*Outlaw Star*
Gene flicks off the T.V. "I feel sorry for that Dilandau guy. He seems like a really cool dude! Stupid DIC Dubbers." He walks down the hallway to the kitchen for a snack. Upon entering the kitchen he finds Melfina on thhe ground kicking and laughing like an insane person. He looks over to the left and sees Suzuka sitting there looking totally wasted. Aisha has fallen over onto her side with swirls in her eyes. Some marijuanna is on the table. Gene looks at the girls and then at the weed and then back at the girls again. "I dont know and I dont wanna know."
Wow, 11 is a lot for me............
Last time Dilandau had a propane system to be installed, also Van and Co. Have broken out of the dungeon again. Dilandau has ordered the mysterious project D.I.C. to intrevene.......
A hapless guard walks down a long flight of stone stairs. Coming to the end of the steps, he arrives in front of a large metal door. The door has various locks and chains wrapped around it. A lot of rapid talking can be heard from inside. The letters D.I.C are printed on the door in large bold red letters. The guard's fear shows plainly in his eyes.
Guard:Gee I dont really wanna do this but.....Lord Dilandau says it's necessary....
He pulls a key out of his pocket and unlocks the locks with it.
As the door creaks open a trio of small harmless looking men in business suits walk out.
Man#1: Hello.
Man#2:We are.
Man#3:D.I.C. Dubbers!
The guard runs away in fear.
Guard:Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I want my mommy!!!
Man#2:We should change his personality so he doesnt teach American kids to run away way from men in suits.
Man#1:Lets go and see the guy who put us here.
35 minutes later.
The businessmen walk into Dilandau's throne room.
Dilandau sits in his huge golden, jewel adorned chair, torches and fires burning all around him.
The Dubbers look him up and down. Finally one speaks.
Man#2:You know, all that fire is setting a bad example for the children. And stop slouching, cant be teaching kids bad posture! Tsk!
Dilandau: H-how dare you insolents mock me in my own chambers! I command you! You do not tell your commander what to do!!
Man#1:But that would be against the freedom of speech right! Equality! we must have complete equality!
Dilandau:Arrghhh!!!!! How dare you!!! I will have you all burn in *Beep*! Wha-? What the F-*Beep* are you doing to my words?! Why cant I curse!
Man#3:No,no,no Mr.Dilandau! We musnt have you teaching the kids bad language!
Dilandau:!?!?!?!ARRRRGGHHH!!?!?!?! What kids?! This is MY kingdom you I-*beep*! What? I cant even call you guys I-*beep*?
Man#1:Ah-Ah! Name calling is a no-no too Mr.!
Dilandau: This is injustice!
Dilandau:Well, YOU"RE the author door something!
"Author!Ninja girls with fans" DTemplar looks up from his bowl of ramen noodles. DTemplar: Well what the F*beep* do you want me to do? Hey waitaminit!! Dubbing me isnt F*beep* funny! I'm the author here!! Just who the heck is typing this huh? Good L*beep*! D*beep* to H*beep*. I'm going to bed! you fix this on your own!"Author!Ninja girls with fans"
Man#3: Nope sorry no religeous references here!
Dilandau: Grrrrr......Fine.... Ill stop cursing for now. But I need you guys to do something for me. Hehehehehehe.
All three men: What is it?
Dilandau shows them a picture of Van and his companions.
Dilandau: Find and rid me of these three people.
Man#2:Now, by find and rid do you mean 'destroy'?
Man#3:Yeah because harming them would be against FCC regulations.
Dilandau:Auughhhh!! Well what CAN you people do that is not against some stupid regulation!
Man#1: Well, we can rewrite things so that they get sent to an alternate dimension.
Dilandau: Fine! Do whatever! As long as I never have to look at them again!
Man#3: Wait. Who excactly is the 'badguy' here? We must know.
Man#2: Yes. We cant have Evil winning. We have to have the hero always save the day! Promotes goodness!
Dilandau: Arghhhhh....you guys are really getting on my nerves!! I'M THE GOOD GUY O.K.!! So there!!!
Men:Okay dokay!!
On the way out the Dubbers have the flames in Dilandaus throne room put out. Dilandau begins to cry.
Dilandau:I....need...to...Sniff...get a better D*beep* plan!! Doh!
To be continued!........
A/N: Well that sure was F*beep* weird. Darn..........
*Outlaw Star*
Gene flicks off the T.V. "I feel sorry for that Dilandau guy. He seems like a really cool dude! Stupid DIC Dubbers." He walks down the hallway to the kitchen for a snack. Upon entering the kitchen he finds Melfina on thhe ground kicking and laughing like an insane person. He looks over to the left and sees Suzuka sitting there looking totally wasted. Aisha has fallen over onto her side with swirls in her eyes. Some marijuanna is on the table. Gene looks at the girls and then at the weed and then back at the girls again. "I dont know and I dont wanna know."