Disclaimer: I do not own any SEGA characters. I do own my own characters that are me and my mates. And I may refer to us males' reproductive systems as our equipment, repopulators, weapons array, armoury, tom, dick and harry, siege weapons, vital power plants, hammer or many other gross or weird things. Enjoy.

BEWARE! THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE GAME SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!

"Take that, Afro boy!" I stood and did a fancy dance. I had just beaten my friend Carlin at 2-player in Shadow the Hedgehog, which I had gotten for my birthday a week or so before. I then kicked him and went to play the Last Story again. I finished it again.

I laughed uproariously. I went to options and selected my favourite bonus song, ALL HAIL SHADOW, and began to sing-a-long.

"ALL HAIL SHA-" I began. I was cut off by something smashing the window in my 19-year old brother's room. My brother was at the gym tonight, luckily. He was one of the smartest people in his grade 12 class that finished a week or two ago and a body builder (smart, very large and muscular. I thought that was impossible a few years ago).

"Ah, Dermot, I think something broke your window." My short friend Daniel said. He's insane by the way.

"Holy Hell! That's a bugger and a half. I hope they don't blame me for that." I said, really pissed off by this.

"We better go tell your mum." Carlin said, his curly Afro as annoying as ever.

Before I could make a loud, rather sick, irritating comment concerning his 'equipment' (men should know I mean our 'bits'), a knife and the word castration (meaning the removal of someone's' balls), three bolts of lighting, one yellow, one blue and one red, shot through the window, smashing the other glass panel.

"OH, FUCKING HE-" I didn't finish, for at that moment the red lighting hit me in the chest, as the yellow hit Daniel and the blue hit Carlin.

My TV and Game Cube glowed, sucking every thing not nailed down into a large red, green, blue, white, purple, yellow and light teal bluish coloured vortex. Us included.

Meanwhile, in another universe, Shadow the Hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald Robotnik, with the DNA and help of the devious alien ruler Black Doom, savour of earth, defeater of the Black Arms alien army, typed on the control console in a computer lab in the space colony Ark.

The green and red chaos emeralds were placed inside a device that used them to power Shadow orbital home.

Shadow eyes were so focused on the computer screen that it took him a few minutes to notice the emeralds giving off a strange light. He walked over to them and opened a hatch.

Without warning a red bolt of energy shot from them into the computer screen. The screen glowed as figure immerged from within the light.

Down on Earth, Miles "Tails" Prower the fox was working on the new Cyclone, designed with its four wings in an X formation.

The white chaos emerald resting near his homemade TV started to give off an odd light. Tails turned to the emerald as a jolt of yellow energy leapt from the glowing TV screen into the emerald.

Tails gaped in awe as a strange being of yellow energy was sucked from the screen.

Eggman's robots were searching the ruins of Westopolis (that's the first level of Shadow the Hedgehog game) for any of the black creatures weapons.

The blue chaos emerald buried under a small pile of rubble began to glow. A bright blue beam of energy jumped from the screen of a damaged portable TV to the blue chaos emerald.

From the portable TV's screen a creature was being pulled.

Well that's the first chapter of Dimensional Bugger. If you're not Australian (coughwe'rebetterthenAmericacoughtcought) then I'll tell you what bugger means. We sometimes use it instead of shit or fuck. Example: "Bugger, someone mugged me," instead of; "Shit, someone mugged me." Ya get it. I'm not sure of its actual meaning.

NO HARSH OR MEAN REVEIWS PLEASE.