{Intermission of insanity!}
Yeah, Yeah, Twelve is coming!
This intermission will have people from Escaflowne, Outlaw Star, Tenchi, Neon Genesis and many, many more special guests! Join them as they talk about the series! The actors! Candid interviews! Massive stupidity!! This will be the first of 3 planned such intermissions!
Intermission of insanity! Special DvD Extras!! Part one: Series interviews!
Hikari{NGE}: What DvD?! This is Microsoft notepad!you really are getting dilusional!
DTemplar: S-shut up! I can type what ever I want!Ahahahahaahahahahahahha!!!!!!
Hikari: Yep, you need some help Mr.! Lemme refer you to Shinji's psycologist.
DTemplar: HIM?!?! I dont think hes a very good one. Look at Shinji! Hes still a basket case!
Hikari: Well seek some help or Ill tell the readers about that NGE lemon you were thinking about typin!
DTemplar: You wouldnt dare!
Hikari: Oh but I would!
DTemplar: Grrrr...If I didnt like you so much then I would kick your ass.....
Hikari: Tee hee! Time to get on with the show!
01:Production
With Hikari.
Dilandau.
Hikari: So Dilandau, tell us about a typical production day for you.
Dilandau: Well, first we have to wait for that lazy author to get up off of his rear and turn on the P.C. Then we have to wait for him to set up his stupid desktop decorations! It's sooooo annoying. But hey! It leaves me plenty of time to fix up my perfect hair and looks! Ahahaha!
Hikari: Ooooook...
Hikari: OK, tell us about your co-stars.
Dilandau: Oh yes, theres Hitomi, I guess shes ok most of the time though I cant figure out why she sticks with...that....idiot husband of hers......*shudders* and theres the Utena chick, I dont know much about her other than that she came into the series late. The guards are ok to work with mostly, some of them are annoying though I cant really say much about them. And then there is the......Idiot.....The thorn in my side, that stupid, stupid Van Fanel. But it dosent matter much now! Since I have his kingdom and have defeated him AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!BURN! VAN FANEL!!!
Dilandau makes flames shoot up from his hands.
Hikari: O____o' Ok...... ummm thats all for uh now heh....
Dilandau: Heh! Hey you okay looking! Be my Queen!!!
He grabs Hikari and runs off screaming like a true madman.
Hikari:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Van.
With Folken.
Folken sits down in a large, red, plush chair with a bubble pipe in his mouth. Van sits in an identical chair across from him. He is pokeing himself in the side.
Van: Hehehehehe!
Folken: Um...Ahem....Ok....How do you feel about this production?
Van: I get free pants!! And food!
Folken: Um yes.....
Van glomps Folken and gives him a tight squeeze.
Van: I luv you brother......
Folken pushes him off.
Folken: Yes..Hum..ok..uh, Do enjoy working on this fanfic?
Van: Mister Dilly is a meanie! So is mr Lazy author! Mr lazy author ties me up with chains and whips and beats me till I listen.
DTemplar: Oh that is SO not true!
Van: And Dilly picks on me all the time! He wrecked my really neat robot man!!
Folken: Ok...this is going nowhere...Ummmm.....bye?
Van glomps Folken again.
Van: We are gonna be bestest brothers and buddys!
Folken: R-right....
Anmd umm now for a comment from a reader!!
Gene Starwind: This Fanfic? It's strange, the author is incredibaly lazy, has a Hikari wallpaper, hugs his Rei action figure at night, Sits down and flys his Outlaw Star ship model around his house-!
DTemplar: Arrrghh!! This is about the Fanfic! Not me!!!
Gene: Oh ok then. I uh heh I read it when I was drunk off my ass!
DTemplar sighs heavily.
Dtemplar: Time to end this Edition of The Intermission of insanity!
Tune into Part twelve coming up soon. Now please pardon me, I have a riot on the characters salarys to tend to....bye fer now!
Yeah, Yeah, Twelve is coming!
This intermission will have people from Escaflowne, Outlaw Star, Tenchi, Neon Genesis and many, many more special guests! Join them as they talk about the series! The actors! Candid interviews! Massive stupidity!! This will be the first of 3 planned such intermissions!
Intermission of insanity! Special DvD Extras!! Part one: Series interviews!
Hikari{NGE}: What DvD?! This is Microsoft notepad!you really are getting dilusional!
DTemplar: S-shut up! I can type what ever I want!Ahahahahaahahahahahahha!!!!!!
Hikari: Yep, you need some help Mr.! Lemme refer you to Shinji's psycologist.
DTemplar: HIM?!?! I dont think hes a very good one. Look at Shinji! Hes still a basket case!
Hikari: Well seek some help or Ill tell the readers about that NGE lemon you were thinking about typin!
DTemplar: You wouldnt dare!
Hikari: Oh but I would!
DTemplar: Grrrr...If I didnt like you so much then I would kick your ass.....
Hikari: Tee hee! Time to get on with the show!
01:Production
With Hikari.
Dilandau.
Hikari: So Dilandau, tell us about a typical production day for you.
Dilandau: Well, first we have to wait for that lazy author to get up off of his rear and turn on the P.C. Then we have to wait for him to set up his stupid desktop decorations! It's sooooo annoying. But hey! It leaves me plenty of time to fix up my perfect hair and looks! Ahahaha!
Hikari: Ooooook...
Hikari: OK, tell us about your co-stars.
Dilandau: Oh yes, theres Hitomi, I guess shes ok most of the time though I cant figure out why she sticks with...that....idiot husband of hers......*shudders* and theres the Utena chick, I dont know much about her other than that she came into the series late. The guards are ok to work with mostly, some of them are annoying though I cant really say much about them. And then there is the......Idiot.....The thorn in my side, that stupid, stupid Van Fanel. But it dosent matter much now! Since I have his kingdom and have defeated him AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!BURN! VAN FANEL!!!
Dilandau makes flames shoot up from his hands.
Hikari: O____o' Ok...... ummm thats all for uh now heh....
Dilandau: Heh! Hey you okay looking! Be my Queen!!!
He grabs Hikari and runs off screaming like a true madman.
Hikari:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Van.
With Folken.
Folken sits down in a large, red, plush chair with a bubble pipe in his mouth. Van sits in an identical chair across from him. He is pokeing himself in the side.
Van: Hehehehehe!
Folken: Um...Ahem....Ok....How do you feel about this production?
Van: I get free pants!! And food!
Folken: Um yes.....
Van glomps Folken and gives him a tight squeeze.
Van: I luv you brother......
Folken pushes him off.
Folken: Yes..Hum..ok..uh, Do enjoy working on this fanfic?
Van: Mister Dilly is a meanie! So is mr Lazy author! Mr lazy author ties me up with chains and whips and beats me till I listen.
DTemplar: Oh that is SO not true!
Van: And Dilly picks on me all the time! He wrecked my really neat robot man!!
Folken: Ok...this is going nowhere...Ummmm.....bye?
Van glomps Folken again.
Van: We are gonna be bestest brothers and buddys!
Folken: R-right....
Anmd umm now for a comment from a reader!!
Gene Starwind: This Fanfic? It's strange, the author is incredibaly lazy, has a Hikari wallpaper, hugs his Rei action figure at night, Sits down and flys his Outlaw Star ship model around his house-!
DTemplar: Arrrghh!! This is about the Fanfic! Not me!!!
Gene: Oh ok then. I uh heh I read it when I was drunk off my ass!
DTemplar sighs heavily.
Dtemplar: Time to end this Edition of The Intermission of insanity!
Tune into Part twelve coming up soon. Now please pardon me, I have a riot on the characters salarys to tend to....bye fer now!