To calm herself down, Keiko decided to walk the neighbor's dog. Or so she told me. Keiko really wanted that dam dog to poop so she can scoop it up and make it into a sandwich. Let's just say, Keiko has been brainwashed by the rockband, Offspring. With the song, Original Prankster. That video just encourages people to be evil and do childish pranks. I remember when music was good. Micheal Jackson never encouraged... Ok, he encouraged older men to hang with young children. Olivia Newton John never encouraged... ok she encouraged smoking and dressing like a naughty girl (Ever saw Grease at the end!)

"Come on, Mr Magix! Go poopie!" Keiko said in her cute tone of voice.

She used that alot when Yoh and Anna were young.

The dog poops and Keiko scoops it up and puts it in her poop bag for trashing away. Keiko actually puts it in her handbag and takes the little doggie home with no guilt whatsoever!

Keiko was making lunch. She spreaded the dog poo on the bread like it was chocolate spread and was listening to one of her favourite songs on her radio.

"But you never stop me from loving you, it doesn't really matter what you put me through, you'll never stop, me from loving you," Keiko sang along with the annoying Sonia song.

She finished the dog poop sandwich and made real chocolate spread sandwiches. She laid the plates nicely on the table. With the empty glasses and the bottle of store bought lemonade on the table. Keiko went out the kitchen to do a number 1 and we (Rachael and Ryu and myself) came into the kitchen and started to eat our lunch. I was the one with the dog poop sandwich, if only I knew...

"Mmm... chocolate spread," Rachael said as she picked up her sandwich and took a bite out of it.

I took a bite outta my chocolate spread sandwich and it tasted weird to me... Keiko came back down from the toilet and came back in the kitchen. She seemed happy b'coz she thought her little plan was working.

"Keiko this spread is outta date or something b'coz it smells weird to me..."

"Miki-kins. It's just you honey bunchs. I mean I gave both Ryu and Rachael the same... OH GOD! MIKIHISA! DO NOT TAKE ANOTHER BITE!" Keiko freaked.

By then, I had finished the whole sandwich and didn't know what Keiko's plot was until I had to go to the bathroom.

"BLAH!" I puked down the toilet.

Keiko was standing outside the toilet "I am sorry, Miki-kitten."

"BLAH!"

"I made that sandwich for your sister!" Keiko exclaimed.

"Keiko... Rachael hasn't done anything wrong... apart from hitting on Ryu... Other than that nothing that bad like bring drugs into our home or... BLAH!" I had puked again.

"She has made cheeky comments on my fishsticks! No one makes cheeky comments about Keiko's fishsticks. Apart from Jojo the singer if she will ever come to our house for dinner. She can bad mouth the fishsticks but not Rachael!"

I stopped puking and came out the bathroom and looked at Keiko seriously. I had no choice but to send her to my parents home. Her and Rachael won't fight if they were both sperated. This was the hardest thing to do. Keiko was gonna hate this. She actually did.

"YOU WILL BE SORRY MIKIHISA ASAKURA! YOU WON'T STOP ME FROM LOVIN YOU!" Keiko shouted.

"I love that song!" Kino exclaimed.

"But you never stop me from loving you, it doesn't really matter what you put me through, you'll never stop, me from loving you," Yohmei sang to Kino.

Kino and Yohmei started dancing as they sang the Sonia song (She won Eurovision for the UK once). Keiko just gave me an evil look as I walked down the road. I felt really really guilty about the whole thing but it was for the best. I guess...

Ryu and Rachael went to the movies that night. Ryu was a real gentleman just like I taught him. He held her hand and paid for the whole thing. Movie, popcorn, sodas and afterwards ice cream... Luckly they didn't bring Keiko. May I remind you, Mikihisa the Love Shaman! Anyway, Ryu and Rachael went to see The Odd Love. A movie about this shy 25 year old boy who is a virgin who falls in love with an old lady. (Seriously she is 64 years old) Everyone is against it the romance apart from the guy at the ice cream parlor... Only the 64 year old lady was played by Angelic Jolie.

(Author's Notes: Piss take name of Anglina Jolie)

Ryu put his arm over Rachael's shoulder and kissed her cheek. Rachael giggled. Ryu smiled at her.

"I think this movie is boring," Ryu whispered.

"Well, it's only the beginning of the movie. The young guy needs to do the old lady's chores," Rachael laughed.

"What kind of guy goes for a 64 year old?"

"You are 17 and I am 38 years old. We are smiliar to them," Rachael laughed.

Ryu kissed Rachael's cheek again "You are beautiful though and you have a great sense of humor. I also like your legs." Ryu started to tickle Rachael's leg. Rachael was smiling away at him.

"You have nice long fingers... Do you like to fiddle with them?"

Get a hint on what she meant!

Rachael and Ryu went to the ever expensive ice cream parlor where Keiko stripped for everyone... Again... Get a hint! Ryu and Rachael were sharing an ice cream together. Both strawberry. Rachael offered Ryu a ciggarette which he took and they started smoking. Within moments they had been kicked out for smoking in a no smoking area. Rachael was smirking away.

"I love smoking! You always get free meals. NOW RUN! BEFORE THEY GET US TO PAY!"

They started to run away from the Ice Cream parlor. Now, readers, this is why you don't smoke. Within 1 to 2 minutes of running they were outta breath b'coz they both smoke. Here is the lesson learned! Don't start smoking. That is why Sliva uses that dam bird to fly!

Ryu and Rachael were walking down the road to get home. Hand by hand. It was a clear starry night. I was still up worried sick of them both. More on that later though. They were taking their time. Taking small steps to waste Miki's time... It was boring! Keiko wasn't here to blab on about... ok... I don't really listen Keiko but it was very lonely without her.

"The night sky is shinning bright," Rachael said looking up at the sky.

By this time they reached the house and the front steps. Ryu looked into Rachael's eyes and smiled at her.

"This night sky is not that pretty for I have seen prettier..."

Ryu was about to kiss Rachael the La French Way. Don't worry, Ryu fangirls! I saved the day. I stopped him. Yes-sums! I opened the door and I was in short cut dressing gown. It was something Zap Braingon from Futurama would be seen wearing. Did I mention I have pretty hot legs? Anyway, I stood at the front door and started shouting at them.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" I yelled. "I HAVE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU BOTH! RACHAEL! RYU IS YOUNG! HE HAS CURVIEWS! HE SHOULD NOT BE STAYING OUT LATE! ESPECIALLY ON A CLEAR SKY NIGHT LIKE THIS!" I took a deep breath.

"Mikihisa! Ryu is a big boy now. I think he can handle a date with me!" Rachael exclaimed.

Ryu stood back and watched me argue with Rachael.

"Ryu is a shaman! People like you are a distraction!"

"My God! Mikihisa! You still being a mommy and daddy's boy and are still serious about that stuff?"

"Of course I am. At least I wanna continue the tradition unlike you! It's people like you that distract Ryu from his training and it took ages for father to agree to train Ryu with me," I said to her.

Ryu finally stepped in for himself. I was hoping he would see sense but it was worse than I thought...

"Mikihisa! I can date any lady I wish and Rachael is the woman I wanna be with. So back off! If she doesn't believe in Shaman stuff then fine. I won't believe in it either!"

Ryu grabbed Rachael's hand they shoved passed me and walked in. Shut the door and locked it too and I was left standing outside in my low cut dressing gown in the cold. Oh yeah! I wasn't wearing any underwear! Just my luck. Now, I understood Keiko's reasons for making that dog poo sandwich...

To Be Continued