Hot, Baby, Hot:Part 13: Wow, what a day for idiocy!
Yeah, yeah I know I said that this was gonna be part 12 but I decided to name it 13 instead. Call the intermission another part. I just did this because it would be easier on my brain. This part picks up from where part 11 left off so you arent missing any thing. ^_^'
Ok, last time Dilandau had ordered the mysterious Project D.I.C. to find and get rid of van and his gang for good.......
[] Denotes a thought from here on.
Dilandau sits in his royal throne room ,slouched in his chair ,drumming his fingers repeatedly on the arm of the chair. He looked straight ahead, deep in thought.
Dilandau: [Why, why does that stupid Van Fanel continually pester me, foiling my plans? Well heh...no more Van Fanel, no more will you and your cronies interfere! I, Dilandau, shall have my secret weapon put an end to your stupidity right now!! Soon, yes, very soon......heh heh heh heh........]
A young pimple faced guard walks up to him.
Guard: Sir! Your ummm...new propane stove is on fire because your underwear...it uh...
Dilandau snaps out of his thoughts.
Dilandau: W-What?!?! AUUGHH MY BEUTIFUL PROPANE STOVE NOOO!!!!GAAHHHH!!! WHAT FOOL WOULD LEAVE HIS UNDERWEAR IN HIS OVEN WHILE ITS ON?!?!
Guard: Um...you...sir....
Dilandau cuts off his stove and uses a pot holder to remove the now crisped undergarments. A guard has fire extingusher and is putting out the fire.
Dilandau: Huff-puff... I wonder how those DIC guys are doing?
Meanwhile........
Somewhere in the sewers of Fanalia.....
Van and his companions had been following a passege through Fanalia's sewers for hours. Dilandau had ordered his men to set up lock at the exit to the dungeon. The only way out Van and his companions had was an old anti-seige supply tunnel that ran through the sewers of Fanalia. Obviously the girls were not happy about this at all, ecspecially Hitomi who was wearing her short school skirt.
Hitomi: E-eww. This is so nasty. My legs are getting soaked in God only knows whats in this water!
Utena looks up from a map of the sewers the group had found on a wall.
Utena: Hey do you guys hear something?
Hitomi: Yeah, come to think of it actually I do hear something like..voices!
Van pops up from under the water.
Van: Hey look! I found an old boot!
He then trys to chew on it.
Hitomi: Not now van. We hear someone.
Van: People? where?
Hitomi: Over here we think. Follow us.
Van: Okley Dokley!
Hitomi:*Sigh*
The trio sees the three small men in business suit walk up to them.
Man#1: Hello. We are DIC dubbers!
Van: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Hitomi: Oh my...this must be the work of Dilandau...
Utena: OH S*beep*
Utena:D*beep*
Van clicks out of stupidity mode and clenches his fists.
Van: Ill protect you!
Hitomi rolls her eyes.
Hitomi: Oh boy..My hero....
Utena: Eeekkk! Get them! Lets beat the snot out of them!
Van pulls his arm back and punches the first little man with his hardets blow. His punch is blocked by a mysterious field and he is thrown back about 5 feet.
Van: Owies.....
Man#2: Ah-ah-ah! We cant be having ANY violence! None at all!
Van: Wish you had told me BEFORE I tried to punch you....
Hitomi: Guys! we cant beat them ourselves! They are immune to violence of any kind! And kindness only makes them stronger! There is only one weapon in the whole world that can defeat them!
Utena: What?
Hitomi: I read about this in a book once! If there are DIC after you, you need to sic 'Mad, Devoted Otaku' on them!
Van: Well where do we get one of those?
Hitomi: The Mad Otaku shop on BadFanfic street silly!
Van: O-ok....
Utena: We need to do something quickly! #3 is writing us into a badly organized American T.V. season for kids!
Utena: Ahhhhh! Now they are trying to make Kids WB aquire us!
Van: Utena! You go and get us some Otaku! The exit is not to far ahead! Hurry! We will hold them off!
Utena nods her head.
Utena: Mmm hmm! Im going!
She dashes past #2 who tries to grab her arm and she jumps over #3 blocking hey way out.
Utena: [Hang in there guys! Ill be back with those Otaku! I promise!]
To be continued! Again!!!!
Will Utena make it the the Otaku shop on BadFanfic street in time? Keep reading(AND REVEIWING!!!!!!!!)to find out!!
A/N: Well, I liked that part. I actually had more than 10 minutes to sit down ans think this time around! Yay! I usally only get 12 minutes to sit and think! Yay! More time is cool! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yaaaaaaaaay!!
A/N: I also want some one to read my fic Blue Sky. Its a Sailor Moon/DBZ crossover fic. And one of my early ones too. God was it bad. I WANT some one to MST it for me out of good fun! Please tell me in your reveiw if you want to MST! PLEASE MST IT SOME ONE!!!! E-mail me at: CrystalBladesman@aol.com if you are interested.
Aboard the Outlaw Star.
Gene Starwind sits in his bathtub surrounded by scented bubble bath. He has floating a rubber duckey around and macking qaucking sounds. Ashia opens the door and peers inside. "EEEEEEEEKK!!!" Gene shouts. "You leave me and Ducky alone! What we have is special!!". Asiha promptly shuts the door. "That," she says "was disturbing" before walking on.
Yeah, yeah I know I said that this was gonna be part 12 but I decided to name it 13 instead. Call the intermission another part. I just did this because it would be easier on my brain. This part picks up from where part 11 left off so you arent missing any thing. ^_^'
Ok, last time Dilandau had ordered the mysterious Project D.I.C. to find and get rid of van and his gang for good.......
[] Denotes a thought from here on.
Dilandau sits in his royal throne room ,slouched in his chair ,drumming his fingers repeatedly on the arm of the chair. He looked straight ahead, deep in thought.
Dilandau: [Why, why does that stupid Van Fanel continually pester me, foiling my plans? Well heh...no more Van Fanel, no more will you and your cronies interfere! I, Dilandau, shall have my secret weapon put an end to your stupidity right now!! Soon, yes, very soon......heh heh heh heh........]
A young pimple faced guard walks up to him.
Guard: Sir! Your ummm...new propane stove is on fire because your underwear...it uh...
Dilandau snaps out of his thoughts.
Dilandau: W-What?!?! AUUGHH MY BEUTIFUL PROPANE STOVE NOOO!!!!GAAHHHH!!! WHAT FOOL WOULD LEAVE HIS UNDERWEAR IN HIS OVEN WHILE ITS ON?!?!
Guard: Um...you...sir....
Dilandau cuts off his stove and uses a pot holder to remove the now crisped undergarments. A guard has fire extingusher and is putting out the fire.
Dilandau: Huff-puff... I wonder how those DIC guys are doing?
Meanwhile........
Somewhere in the sewers of Fanalia.....
Van and his companions had been following a passege through Fanalia's sewers for hours. Dilandau had ordered his men to set up lock at the exit to the dungeon. The only way out Van and his companions had was an old anti-seige supply tunnel that ran through the sewers of Fanalia. Obviously the girls were not happy about this at all, ecspecially Hitomi who was wearing her short school skirt.
Hitomi: E-eww. This is so nasty. My legs are getting soaked in God only knows whats in this water!
Utena looks up from a map of the sewers the group had found on a wall.
Utena: Hey do you guys hear something?
Hitomi: Yeah, come to think of it actually I do hear something like..voices!
Van pops up from under the water.
Van: Hey look! I found an old boot!
He then trys to chew on it.
Hitomi: Not now van. We hear someone.
Van: People? where?
Hitomi: Over here we think. Follow us.
Van: Okley Dokley!
Hitomi:*Sigh*
The trio sees the three small men in business suit walk up to them.
Man#1: Hello. We are DIC dubbers!
Van: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Hitomi: Oh my...this must be the work of Dilandau...
Utena: OH S*beep*
Utena:D*beep*
Van clicks out of stupidity mode and clenches his fists.
Van: Ill protect you!
Hitomi rolls her eyes.
Hitomi: Oh boy..My hero....
Utena: Eeekkk! Get them! Lets beat the snot out of them!
Van pulls his arm back and punches the first little man with his hardets blow. His punch is blocked by a mysterious field and he is thrown back about 5 feet.
Van: Owies.....
Man#2: Ah-ah-ah! We cant be having ANY violence! None at all!
Van: Wish you had told me BEFORE I tried to punch you....
Hitomi: Guys! we cant beat them ourselves! They are immune to violence of any kind! And kindness only makes them stronger! There is only one weapon in the whole world that can defeat them!
Utena: What?
Hitomi: I read about this in a book once! If there are DIC after you, you need to sic 'Mad, Devoted Otaku' on them!
Van: Well where do we get one of those?
Hitomi: The Mad Otaku shop on BadFanfic street silly!
Van: O-ok....
Utena: We need to do something quickly! #3 is writing us into a badly organized American T.V. season for kids!
Utena: Ahhhhh! Now they are trying to make Kids WB aquire us!
Van: Utena! You go and get us some Otaku! The exit is not to far ahead! Hurry! We will hold them off!
Utena nods her head.
Utena: Mmm hmm! Im going!
She dashes past #2 who tries to grab her arm and she jumps over #3 blocking hey way out.
Utena: [Hang in there guys! Ill be back with those Otaku! I promise!]
To be continued! Again!!!!
Will Utena make it the the Otaku shop on BadFanfic street in time? Keep reading(AND REVEIWING!!!!!!!!)to find out!!
A/N: Well, I liked that part. I actually had more than 10 minutes to sit down ans think this time around! Yay! I usally only get 12 minutes to sit and think! Yay! More time is cool! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yaaaaaaaaay!!
A/N: I also want some one to read my fic Blue Sky. Its a Sailor Moon/DBZ crossover fic. And one of my early ones too. God was it bad. I WANT some one to MST it for me out of good fun! Please tell me in your reveiw if you want to MST! PLEASE MST IT SOME ONE!!!! E-mail me at: CrystalBladesman@aol.com if you are interested.
Aboard the Outlaw Star.
Gene Starwind sits in his bathtub surrounded by scented bubble bath. He has floating a rubber duckey around and macking qaucking sounds. Ashia opens the door and peers inside. "EEEEEEEEKK!!!" Gene shouts. "You leave me and Ducky alone! What we have is special!!". Asiha promptly shuts the door. "That," she says "was disturbing" before walking on.