It is a half and hour distance from my place to my parents' place. I had to run all the way from my place in a low cut dressing gown with no underwear on. This has taught me a life long lesson. Never get rid of Keiko! Even if it does help the world...

Keiko and Mother were on karaoke. They were singing Wham! (George Micheal's Band! They were more cheesier than him!) and their dam annoying song 'Take me to the Edge of Heaven.' Arrgh... I hate them so much. Them and Fabio and David Hasselhof! Ssh…

I knocked on the Window. Keiko rushes over. Opens the window and lets me in like I was cat wanting in. Our dangerous cat did that before he lost his ninth life two weeks before Yoh and Hao were born... He got ran over by our car. I ran him over. Keiko was about to leave me if I never got rid of the car... Don't ask!

"Miki-kins! What has happened? Rachael made a fort and took over the house like Yoh did!" Keiko panicked

"Thankfully no! Dam Drop Dead Fred. Stupid imaginary friend of Yoh's! Telling him to take over my house!" I mumbled.

"I thought he was quite funny," Keiko grinned.

"So Rachael has took over your house?" Mother asked.

I stood up and Keiko hugged me. I hugged her back. Mother looked at me and sat back on her chair. Something was worrying her. Mother is usually a happy person with Keiko and Yohmei. Soon Anna will be like that. Mu ha ha ha ah! Anyway, I sat on the sofa with Keiko. Keiko hugged my arm.

"We need Rachael to have a taste of her own medicine!" Mother announced.

"Kino! I tried that! Mikihisa ate her sandwich."

"No, Keiko! We need something more advance! Like... like... use the Easter Bunny to help us!"

"Ooh... Ooh... I will go and find the Celebration trees and find the Easter one and I will steal him," Keiko went over to a chest of draws and pulled out a Halloween Trick or Treat bag "We'll use this to capture the Easter Bunny!"

"You know... I used the Easter Bunny to be funny and you had to go and take the biscuit," Mother mumbled.

"Ok! Ok! Before we plot anything! Can I borrow some underwear?"

The next day, our Ryu was sitting on the sofa. Rachael was sitting on his knees...

Ryu Fangirl 1: That dog better stay away from my Ryu!

Ryu Fangirl 2: Yeah! She is just mean. That was evil what she did to Kino and her fish! Mikihisa do another life saving event.

Ryu Fangirl 1: Yeah! We are still grateful for that last thing you did.

What? Stop Ryu kiss Rachael?

Ryu fangirls: AH!

Yohmei fangirl: I love Yohmei! Wee!

O.o Ok... Anyway, Rachael was sitting on Ryu's knees. Talking and playing bouncy

"Haha! Stop it, Ryu!"

Ryu kissed Rachael's lips. Rachael put his arms around Ryu's neck and smiled at him. She was keen on something...

"I want sex!"

Ryu forms a suprised look on his face. That was just random and outta the blue.

I always taught Ryu morals. Especially the day I caught him listening to Sinead O'Connor. That woman goes too far with her 'destroy evil starting off with the Pope' and aborting. Oh and her thinking TV and the Music Industry is evil. Hello! Why are you a singer? Anyway, I taught Ryu the Following:

1) Manners in front of ladies eg Pardon moi after FARTING and don't demand things. Women can read minds

2) Always listen to women. I can't emphasise this an enough people. Listening to women is useful. The hell with Jerry Springer and his advice on women! When was the last time you saw him with a chick in his arms?

3) Making love in a marriage. It's more special if you work at it. This is the whole point of communications people!

After Rachael blabbed that out the blue. I came rushing in. I was wearing my father's best kimono and my Garfield slippers. I put my hands on my waist and they both looked at me and I had their attention.

"Ok. I am very very sorry for shouting at you when you are on your date but you must understand I am very lonely without my Keiko! But I had no reason to snap at you both so I am sorry," I said.

Hehe... Once I apologise, I will be in their good books, Rachael will break Ryu's heart and he will praise Keiko and me about how we were right about Rachael all along. Wee! Oh... I sound like that Yohmei fangirl. o.O

"It's ok, Mikihisa!" Ryu said being bother about something.

"Good. So are we all cool?"

"Yes, little brother. Now... GO!"

I walked out the living feeling very much chuffed with what I did.

Ryu decided to hang around Tamao that same day. Tamao rocks! Yes, she does! Ryu spills his feelings and emotions to her. She can talk to Ryu and find out what is going on with him and Rachael. I used that tape recorder to record their conversation. Thank the Great spirit, no one wanted to listen to Micheal Bolten this time!

"So Ryu... what is wrong? You don't seem yourself."

"Tamao... can I tell you my plans?" Ryu asked her.

Tamao came outta the fridge with two sodas and gave one to Ryu. Ryu opened his soda and started drinking outta it. He drank a bit and slammed the bottle on the table. He rolled his eyes around the room.

"I want to marry Rachael," he began.

"WHAT?" Tamao screamed with shocked.

"I knew you over react."

"Ryu... I am just shocked that's all. I mean it was a sudden and random thing to hear, you know what I mean? Are you really sure about this? I mean... you only just met this girl and she is Mikihisa's older sister."

Ryu took another sip of his soda and smiled.

"She makes me happy and I make her happy too. Racheal is everything to me. I care deeply about her. I feel a bit more complete now. All I need now is my Happy Place..."

Tamao couldn't say anything else. She was confused and shocked. This was something that would be on the Ricki Lake show and it was going that way too. Ooh! I love that talkshow. So does Keiko.

Back at my parents house, Keiko, Mother, Father and I were all bonding. We were playing Monopoly. Keiko was using the Iron, I was using the hat, Father was using the car and Mother was using the boat thingy. I rolled the highest number first so I got to go first.
Within half an hour of the game, no managed to buy Mayfair but someone bought all the train stations. Keiko was making a bundle of money with them. No kidding! She was getting rich quick. It was my turn and I was a few steps away from Mayfair...

Just then, I was moving my hat down the side of the boardgame, when Tamao came in with the biggest load of news that was gonna freak us out. Just when it was getting good.

"RYU IS PLANNING TO ASK RACHAEL TO MARRY HIM!" Tamao came in screaming.

In slow mode "Yes! I landed on Mayfair! I am buying Mayfair!" I announced.
I start to do the Mikihisa Victory Dance.

Everyone was paying attention to Tamao and weren't interested in me buying Mayfair or doing my dance. They were shocked at what Tamao told us.

"This is River City all over again!" Keiko randomly came out.

To Be Continued...

Oh yes, I have important announcements to make. Washu the writer of this story has a crush on a guy called Mark. So, basically Washu loves Mark! Aw.. that is sweet. Getting me to announce it. I am honoured.

Yohmei: Mikihisa! This is not a newspaper. This is a fanfic. Stop making cheesy announcements. It's a dam embarrassment!

(Yohmei slaps Mikihisa)

Ouch.. I found it in Washu's diary!