Hot, Baby, Hot: part 15:Dilandau's lost it....








Outlaw star.

Gene sits on his bed. He is poking himself as Jim and Ashia walk by. "Gene! The Author's stupid fic is on!" Gene looks at the boy. "I poked myself!". "Augh! Never mind Gene!".


















Yep. Im dumb. Go read.












Uh....The Dic were defeated by the Otaku and Dilandau has shown up with some uh.....weapons to kill Van...yeah........




Dilandau smirks with satisfaction.

Dilandau: Heh heh heh, Ive finally got you Van Fanel! Prepare to DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Unfortunatly poor Dilandau doesnt know about the Otaku. He is caught of guard as the girl otaku glomps herself onto him.

Girl: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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By now Dilandau is turning blue from lack of circulation caused by the raving fangirl's hug.


Dilandau pushes himself free and knocks the hyper teen out with the butt of his rifle. He curses in anger when he finds out that Van and his group have run off.


Dilandau: Hfff....huffff...hffff.... you cant escape me Van Fanel! eheheheheheheheeheheheheheeheheheeheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheeheheheheheeeeeeeheheheeheeehheheheheheheheeeheeehee. I WILL BURN YOU!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

Dilandau uses the launcher to blow a hole in the ceiling of the sewer. He climbs out and runs off towards his castle.


Dilandau: Your stupidity cant stop me forever Van Fanel!! I will WIN!






Somewhere else on Fanalia....


Van and the others stop to sit down on a bench to rest.

Utena: D'ya think we lost him?

Hitomi: I hope so. Moron boy here is getting on my nerves.

Van is trying to eat the boy Otaku, who is trying to fight Van off.

Boy: Help! Hes trying to eat me!

Hitomi: Okay king idiot thats enough.

Van: Awww but I'm hungry....

Hitomi looks at her own grumbling stomach.

Hitomi: Guess we are all hungry. Lets get something to eat.

Utena points at a Food-To-Go restraunt.

Utenu: Lets try there guys.

The group walks into the restraunt. They walk up to the counter.



Clerk: Hello how may I help you?

Hitomi: Yes. We would like two quicke meals to go and a quick kidde meal for the slow one.

Van is giggling hysterically as he squirts ketchup unit his mouth from the dispenser.

Van: Gaheheheheehehe! Fun!!!

Hitomi: Jeeeez......cmon monkey man lets go over here.

A few minutes later the clerk give them their food. As they take it, a large jet of flame comes from behind them, burning the food and the clerk.

Van: Cool! If thats how they cook fast food, forget being king of Fanalia! I wanna be a fry cook!!

Hitomi: Eh heh....look behind you....

The group turns around slowly to face Dilandau, the Dragon slayers, and both the Zaibach and Fanalian armys combined.

Dilandau: You arent getting away this time Van Fanel!!!!! AUGHHHHHHH!!


Dilandau: Throws a huge fireball at the group, crisping them.

Van: Owies.....

Hitomi: Ack! kaff!!!kaff!! You crazy-

She falls to the ground unconcious.

Utena stands up and draws her rapier. In front of her are at least a hundred well armed soldiers.

Utena: Uh guys........help......please......dont hurt me....please....



To be continued.....








Yeh, yeh, another crummy cliffhanger right? Well tough! be glad I wrote this much! Im goin to nap!



And about the Rapier. Dont ask please. My brain hurts enough already.




















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