Hot, Baby, Hot part 16: Ummmm.....uhhhhh.......errrr.....ahhh....uhhhh..........ehhhhhhhhhh....Part 16?
No, Im not dead. ::eyes reader supiciously:: why do you care so much? Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh I mean when was the last time I asked if YOU were dead?
Last time Dilandau had Van fan idiot and his team surrounded by soldiers!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uten looked to her left then to her right. There were soldiers all around her. All of the sudden she got a bright idea. She put her arms around her waist and began to lift the top of her shirt off the reveal her nice, round......................................................
Ummm......... excuse me, I think we got too carried away there.......That should ah be written.................................
Utena ran towards the gaurds and began hacking and slashing, fortunatly for her these were the same not so bright gaurds encountered before. They took one look at all the fighting and decided that the pay wasnt worth it and they all left to go play poker and 56 gin rummy. Dilandau was left alone, but for some reason he didnt seem frightend... oh yeah its those fire powers of his...Heh.....
Dilandau knew that this was going to go nowhere with the gaurds anyway so he called up apon his best backup plan-himself. Giggling insanley, he held his hands outstreched, palms open. An intense barrage of reddish and yellow flame burst from his palms and into Utena and her two unconcious companions.
Poor Utena.
Utena looks up at the author and cocks and eyebrow.
Utena: What do you mean "poor Utena".
The author being to bust at the moment, decides to let her fall unconcious.
Utena comments about the authors laziness as she hits the ground.
Much, much later.....
The trio awakens in a small holding cell. They sit up and begin rubbing their very achy heads. After a moment Hitomi gets up and brushes herself off.
Hitomi: Where the hell are we?
She looks around. They appear to be in a small room, the sides are completely mirrored metal. It also isint very cold.
Van: Woah!!
He pulls down his pant and begins to moon himself in the mirror.
Van: I'm moooooooooooning myself Hitomi!
Hitomi: Garrrrrr....Stoppit moron boy.
she pops Van over the head.
Van: Owwwww...fine meanie butt!
He begins to poke his refelction.
Hitomi: *sigh*
They all look up when the sound of an intercom pipes up.
They can hear a voice begin speaking. It is clearly Dilandaus.
Dilandau: Aheheheheheh...What do you all think of my 'Super Shovenkook oven?' Eheheheheh.....It will amplify my powers by 7888989797074367504607567430657043605043657063475670437650463056740365743650643075043650647065047654330675034760570436503765046350465074635046305740560324650436056734067504305764304730267056475650437503460574507654756046574054757045034657702527467504704356704365743065767027504605746356403275404745945674675754657456774560374027032057043376540347544765407256704377604567345054643256054674506404645046740746046484827487004084045043500888843075437654736056437560567430535240-513-4143-47323037605467347034764543034276570236530564302502730565235054256084654380234560450468503465784365706347056439067605435743543478734536434505740675405600743650743605743657643765743657465764765746757466567675845076450763486754867548765407836754796567504554398034064043627053446506453043764537043674649576 times!!!!!!!! Ehehehehehehehehe!!! I will use it to burn you all aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeee muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Utena: Ooooookaaaaay then, but why?
Dilandau: *sigh* have you learned nothing since you have been fighting with Van Fanel? I will kill that loser anmd any friends he might have!
Utena: Have you considered therapy?
Hitomi: For real.
Van: The-rapist? Where?!!?!
Hitomi sighs and clocks Van on the head again.
Hitomi: It's Therapist stupid.
Dilandau: Augh! Stop ignoring me!!!
Utena: Well It's not like you have anything important to say.
Dilandau: Grrrr.....EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He presses a big red button marked 'PUSH TO BURN VAN FANEL HEHEHEHEHEHE'.
Dilandau: Eheheheheh. So long Fanel, It's been real!
Van: Pulls his fingers out of his nose and looks at him puzzled as his vision goes black.
A/N:Eheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehe.........Im sooo lazy Ill leave it at another dumb cliffhanger!!!!! What a waste of your time!!!
SOON ALL OF YOUR.........................dramatic pause.....................................................................................BASE WILL BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!!!
Please dont litter my thinking area. Thank you.
Thiz scentetce puposeley misspelled.
I have 10 fingers and 10 toes! Beat that! Ha!
No, Im not dead. ::eyes reader supiciously:: why do you care so much? Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh I mean when was the last time I asked if YOU were dead?
Last time Dilandau had Van fan idiot and his team surrounded by soldiers!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uten looked to her left then to her right. There were soldiers all around her. All of the sudden she got a bright idea. She put her arms around her waist and began to lift the top of her shirt off the reveal her nice, round......................................................
Ummm......... excuse me, I think we got too carried away there.......That should ah be written.................................
Utena ran towards the gaurds and began hacking and slashing, fortunatly for her these were the same not so bright gaurds encountered before. They took one look at all the fighting and decided that the pay wasnt worth it and they all left to go play poker and 56 gin rummy. Dilandau was left alone, but for some reason he didnt seem frightend... oh yeah its those fire powers of his...Heh.....
Dilandau knew that this was going to go nowhere with the gaurds anyway so he called up apon his best backup plan-himself. Giggling insanley, he held his hands outstreched, palms open. An intense barrage of reddish and yellow flame burst from his palms and into Utena and her two unconcious companions.
Poor Utena.
Utena looks up at the author and cocks and eyebrow.
Utena: What do you mean "poor Utena".
The author being to bust at the moment, decides to let her fall unconcious.
Utena comments about the authors laziness as she hits the ground.
Much, much later.....
The trio awakens in a small holding cell. They sit up and begin rubbing their very achy heads. After a moment Hitomi gets up and brushes herself off.
Hitomi: Where the hell are we?
She looks around. They appear to be in a small room, the sides are completely mirrored metal. It also isint very cold.
Van: Woah!!
He pulls down his pant and begins to moon himself in the mirror.
Van: I'm moooooooooooning myself Hitomi!
Hitomi: Garrrrrr....Stoppit moron boy.
she pops Van over the head.
Van: Owwwww...fine meanie butt!
He begins to poke his refelction.
Hitomi: *sigh*
They all look up when the sound of an intercom pipes up.
They can hear a voice begin speaking. It is clearly Dilandaus.
Dilandau: Aheheheheheh...What do you all think of my 'Super Shovenkook oven?' Eheheheheh.....It will amplify my powers by 7888989797074367504607567430657043605043657063475670437650463056740365743650643075043650647065047654330675034760570436503765046350465074635046305740560324650436056734067504305764304730267056475650437503460574507654756046574054757045034657702527467504704356704365743065767027504605746356403275404745945674675754657456774560374027032057043376540347544765407256704377604567345054643256054674506404645046740746046484827487004084045043500888843075437654736056437560567430535240-513-4143-47323037605467347034764543034276570236530564302502730565235054256084654380234560450468503465784365706347056439067605435743543478734536434505740675405600743650743605743657643765743657465764765746757466567675845076450763486754867548765407836754796567504554398034064043627053446506453043764537043674649576 times!!!!!!!! Ehehehehehehehehe!!! I will use it to burn you all aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeee muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Utena: Ooooookaaaaay then, but why?
Dilandau: *sigh* have you learned nothing since you have been fighting with Van Fanel? I will kill that loser anmd any friends he might have!
Utena: Have you considered therapy?
Hitomi: For real.
Van: The-rapist? Where?!!?!
Hitomi sighs and clocks Van on the head again.
Hitomi: It's Therapist stupid.
Dilandau: Augh! Stop ignoring me!!!
Utena: Well It's not like you have anything important to say.
Dilandau: Grrrr.....EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He presses a big red button marked 'PUSH TO BURN VAN FANEL HEHEHEHEHEHE'.
Dilandau: Eheheheheh. So long Fanel, It's been real!
Van: Pulls his fingers out of his nose and looks at him puzzled as his vision goes black.
A/N:Eheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehe.........Im sooo lazy Ill leave it at another dumb cliffhanger!!!!! What a waste of your time!!!
SOON ALL OF YOUR.........................dramatic pause.....................................................................................BASE WILL BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!!!
Please dont litter my thinking area. Thank you.
Thiz scentetce puposeley misspelled.
I have 10 fingers and 10 toes! Beat that! Ha!