Hot, Baby, Hot#18: The Lemon and the evil plan!
{!Lemon Alert!}
Dilandau sat on his main hall floor, whistiling happily. He sat fiddling with a small device on the floor.
Dilandau: Nyahahahahahahaha!!!! Sooooooon finally I shall be rid of that annoying VAN FANEL!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO HOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
There was a small knock on one of the doors. Dilandau looked up, annoyed.
Dilandau: What is it? I thought I told you that I dont want to be-ooooo...
Hitomi walked through the door. She smiled at him seductivly, Her shirt was slightly pulled up adn her skirt was hiked up far.
Hitomi: Ohhhh Looooooord Dilandau....I need a nice.....big.....strong.....man to help me out with something. That idiot Van cant satisfy my needs......wont you pleeeeeese help me?
Dilandau: Erk....uhhhh...what...do you need help with.....? Heh?
Hitomi: This...!
She kneeled down in front of him, face near his crotch. Dilandau gulped and a zipper was heard.
Hitomi: Oooooo it's sooo big!
Dilandau: Well...yes..I try...!
Hitomi: And perfectly shaped too! Can I taste it?!
Dilandau: Uhh sure....
Hitomi's lips parted and her head went down. She bobbed her head up and down several times, making sucking noises.
Hitomi: Mmmmm It tastes soooo good Lord Dilandau!
Dilandau: Uhhh yeah....vitamins and minerals....
Hitomi lifted her head back up and wiped off some fluid dripping from her mouth.
Hitomi: Mmmm your juice tastes sooooo good Dilandau!
Dilandau: Yeh..yeah....
Hitomi helpd up a large, plump lemon that had a bite mark on the top of it.
(What? Did you think that I would write and actual lemon for this stupid story? PERVERTS!!)
Hitomi: I never knew that you were such a good lemon farmer Dilandau!
She help up a bag labled 'Prize Lemons' and zipped it back up.
Hitomi: Well at any rate, I'm sorry that I gotta do this Dilly.
Dilandau: Do what? Dont you wanna hear abou- WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE! YOUR ONE OF THE DWEEB SQUAD MEMBERS!!!! GAHAHAHAHAH! NYA DIIIEEE!!!!
Dilandau picks up a rather large and scary, not to mention painful looking sword off his wall and begins swinging it around madly.
Hitomi sighs and kicks him in th crotch. Dilandau's sword hits the floor with a loud clatter. She then throws a net over him, ties it, and drags him off.
Dilandau:.........Shit in a basket......
Well, what is Hitomi planning on doing with Dilandau? What was Dilandaus evil plan? How did he become such a good lemon farmer? Where is my clean underwear? Why did the chicken cross the road? Which way is up? Find out the answers to these questions and more....later!....Yes later!!
{!Lemon Alert!}
Dilandau sat on his main hall floor, whistiling happily. He sat fiddling with a small device on the floor.
Dilandau: Nyahahahahahahaha!!!! Sooooooon finally I shall be rid of that annoying VAN FANEL!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO HOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
There was a small knock on one of the doors. Dilandau looked up, annoyed.
Dilandau: What is it? I thought I told you that I dont want to be-ooooo...
Hitomi walked through the door. She smiled at him seductivly, Her shirt was slightly pulled up adn her skirt was hiked up far.
Hitomi: Ohhhh Looooooord Dilandau....I need a nice.....big.....strong.....man to help me out with something. That idiot Van cant satisfy my needs......wont you pleeeeeese help me?
Dilandau: Erk....uhhhh...what...do you need help with.....? Heh?
Hitomi: This...!
She kneeled down in front of him, face near his crotch. Dilandau gulped and a zipper was heard.
Hitomi: Oooooo it's sooo big!
Dilandau: Well...yes..I try...!
Hitomi: And perfectly shaped too! Can I taste it?!
Dilandau: Uhh sure....
Hitomi's lips parted and her head went down. She bobbed her head up and down several times, making sucking noises.
Hitomi: Mmmmm It tastes soooo good Lord Dilandau!
Dilandau: Uhhh yeah....vitamins and minerals....
Hitomi lifted her head back up and wiped off some fluid dripping from her mouth.
Hitomi: Mmmm your juice tastes sooooo good Dilandau!
Dilandau: Yeh..yeah....
Hitomi helpd up a large, plump lemon that had a bite mark on the top of it.
(What? Did you think that I would write and actual lemon for this stupid story? PERVERTS!!)
Hitomi: I never knew that you were such a good lemon farmer Dilandau!
She help up a bag labled 'Prize Lemons' and zipped it back up.
Hitomi: Well at any rate, I'm sorry that I gotta do this Dilly.
Dilandau: Do what? Dont you wanna hear abou- WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE! YOUR ONE OF THE DWEEB SQUAD MEMBERS!!!! GAHAHAHAHAH! NYA DIIIEEE!!!!
Dilandau picks up a rather large and scary, not to mention painful looking sword off his wall and begins swinging it around madly.
Hitomi sighs and kicks him in th crotch. Dilandau's sword hits the floor with a loud clatter. She then throws a net over him, ties it, and drags him off.
Dilandau:.........Shit in a basket......
Well, what is Hitomi planning on doing with Dilandau? What was Dilandaus evil plan? How did he become such a good lemon farmer? Where is my clean underwear? Why did the chicken cross the road? Which way is up? Find out the answers to these questions and more....later!....Yes later!!