Father was sitting in the kitchen table and was phoning loads of people, trying to get a 'decent' live act for the Bon Festival. He was trying to get Destiny's Child and Kelly Clarkson. I think he is a idoit. He should have hired her when she was working in a zoo cleaning Elephant poop. That is a job for Keiko. Since she likes cleaning up poop.

"Hello! Is Kelly Clarkson free on July 15th for a Japanese Bon Festival?" Father asked on the phone.

Mother came in the kitchen and got some sake out the fridge.

"Oh... she is free. Can I book her for the Annual Japanese Bon Festival?... What? I can't? A million dollars! This girl use to clean elephant poop for a living before she went on reality TV! She ain't worth a million bucks! Milli Vanilli are worth more than... Hello?... Anyone there?"

The operator hung up and Father slammed the phone down.

"Kino... What bands do young people like?" Father asked my Mother.

"Slipknot!" In the theme of Batman "Na na na na na Slipknot! Slipknot! Na na na na na na!"

"I am no way hiring a band called Sliped Knot..."

Mother took a drink of her Sake "Well, then. Your loss."

Mother walked out the kitchen and Keiko came in. Father turned to her.

"Keiko, You are good with the Music scene. What musician should I hire to play at my annual Bon Festival party?" Father asked her.

"The lady in the Bugar King adverts aired in the UK."

"What does she sing?" Father asked looking serious.

Keiko made a magical microphone appear and the lights went out and everywhere was dark.

"Who turned out the lights?"

The spot light went on Keiko who all of a sudden was wearing this really hot outfit that the stars would wear walking down the Red Carpet in the Oscars or the MTV Video Music Awards. It was really really gittlerly and pretty dress. Her hair was up and looked beautiful also.

"It's only £1.99... It's only £1.99..." Keiko sang just like the lady in that dam annoying comerial but only better.

Father was completely gobsmacked. Forget Christina Agulirea and Gwen Stefani! Keiko was the one gonna entertain the spirits at the Bon Festival.

"You're better than Kelly Clarkson!" Was all he could say...

"Maybe I should go on American Idol. I am still young!" Keiko giggled.

Rachael was watching TV and Ryu was out. She was in a bad mood with Ryu. Yes, I did ask her questions about it. Who do you think I am? I just had to be nosy. Aparently it was about Rachael's desire...

"Mm... Bop, be da ba, do ba, mm... bop!" I sang, singing along to Hansen in my old fashioned cassettewalkman.

"Mikihisa! You can't sing like I can," Rachael said in a bad mood.

I leaned on my sofa. "Aw... what's wrong dear sister?"

Yes, I am a very very bad actor.

"It's Ryu. He won't do something with me."

I jumped on the sofa and sat next to Rachael who had the grunty look styling her face.

"What won't Ryu do for you! He does everything for you," I began blabbing on.

"I asked him for sex and he hasn't replied my request."

Engagment ring add sex divide sex into morals and you have Marriage. One of the many things I have taught Ryu in his journey to be the perfect shaman and gentleman. I only started teaching him to be a gentleman after catching him do something...

First Month
Living in the Asakuras (Keiko & Mikihisa's place - Duh!)

"Ryu! Do you wanna come with me to the record store? I wanna buy the new Hansen CD but Miki-kins won't let me shop alone so I need someone to come with me. Can you come?" Keiko asked Ryu.

Keiko has a shopping problem. She is meant to buy one thing and gets another thing instead of the thing she buys. Read Mikihisa the Love Shaman and you see what I mean.

"Yeah, sure! Since Mikihisa is at his father's. I bet he is drinking beer or something!" Ryu replied.

Keiko and Ryu go to the record store. Keiko and Ryu are looking throught the CDs. There was a shelf of bargain CDs. Ryu went to look over there and saw a CD he might like and I had gave him $20 to teach him the value of money! I wanted to see if his money would last... Only the CDs were $10 so Ryu got lucky when he found a CD he really liked and wanted for a long time...

I never noticed Ryu was listening to it in his room. I usually heard music blarring in his room. Which was usually Christina Agulirea, Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson (Yes - he has no taste) and all those pretty girl singers. Keiko on the other hand was listening to hers alot.

"Mm... Bop, be da ba, do ba, mm... bop!" Keiko sang along.

"Keiko... The song is called Penny and Me," I pointed out.

"It is?" Keiko asked.

I didn't bother. I went to see if Ryu was all right. I turned the nob (stop laughing, you rude immature people!). IT WAS THE DOORNOB! Anyway, I turned the doornob and went into the room and heard Sinead O'Connor singing. RYU WAS LISTENING TO A MAD LADY!

"WHO IS THAT!" I shouted over reacting.

"Sinead O'Connor... I like this song."

It was her version of the Bob Marly Song. War... The song she sang before she ripped the picture of the Pope up on SNL. The same show, Ashlee Simpson was caught lip syncing! I prefer Ashlee over her sister since she has talent shame to say...

Eversince then, I have taught Ryu, life values and not to do anything stupid in America. The Beatles learned that the hard way. Even though they are biggar than Jesus.

"It's like he doesn't love me that way. But he sure shows that he loves me. I thought he was hinting it on when he was tickling my leg," Rachael moaned.

"Rachael... I taught Ryu morals after catching him listening to Sinead O'Connor," I replied without thinking.

Rachael grabbed the nearest pillow and started hitting me on the head with it. She was really mad now. You would think pillows are soft but the ones Keiko buy are hard...

"HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM MORALS! FOR ALL WE COULD KNOW HE COULD BE PLOTTING TO PURPOSE TO ME! HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHOULD LET HIM LISTEN TO THAT DAM SINEAD O'CONNOR!"

"Stop hitting me! I need to ask you something. Then you could hit me again!"

Rachael stops hitting me and gives me the chance to explain.

"Why don't you want to marry him? You seem like a cute couple. Ryu is a respectful guy unlike all your other boyfriends and husband. How is Tobo, anyway?" I asked grinning.

Continue the hitting of the pillows.

Does Rachael really love Ryu or does she have a secret of her own? And does Hao have the voice to be the next teen pop sensation? You will have to read on...

To be Continued...

Washu Says:

Wow! I know I have been so slow recently but I will speed up. For I will have Tuesdays off College to work on my fanfics well, I will use that day for it anyway. So, sorry, I am late. Hope all you that are reading this are enjoying it!