Hot, Baby, Hot! part 19: OMG IT'S MICHEAL....WHO!?!
Well, last time Dilandau was captured and stuff...
It has been a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelion years since anything has been added to this. Go pants!!! whooooooo hoooo
Dilandau struggled loudly as Hitomi dragged him across the castle grounds. The newest gaurds Dilandau had hired, unfortunatly were monkeys and they were doing nothing but throwing crap at each other.
Dilandau: Stupid 'Fiscal year 2003 budgets cuts'! NOOO money for half decent hired help!
Hitomi kicks him in the groin again.
Hitomi: Shut up you!
Dilandau: Give me seventy-two and three quarters reason why I should not just burn this net and kick your ass right now?
Hitomi: It's fire proof thats why half-wit.
Dilandau: Damnit!
Hitomi arrives with Dilandau in tow at a rundown shack.
Dilandau stands up abruptly, breaking the net binding him.
Dilandau: A SHACK?!?!?! YOU'D BRING MEEEE TO A SHACK?! Why of all the places to bring and eliminate your hated enemy you choose a nasty, run-down, stinky old-HEY I'M FREEEEEE!!!! WOOT WOOT!!
Dilandau: Proceeds to do a merry little Irish jig in a circle.
Van busts out of the shack's door, finger pointing at a birck wall.
Van: DILANDAU PREPARE TO MEET THE INSTURMENT OF YOUR DEMISE!!!!!
Dilandau rolls his eyes and chides Van.
Dilandau: If you wish to threaten me then at least look my way idiot.
Van sweatdrops and spins to face Dilandau.
Van drags a tall crate out of the shack and points to it.
Van: Mwuaahhhaahahaha! In this box shall be the one to destroy you!!!! Gwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahdroolahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahadroolahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahsnortahahahahahahahahahahaahahahwheezeahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahachkahckdroolahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Dilandau: Well that was dumb.
Hitomi: Well your one to talk!!!
The crate wobbles and smoke spews from it. Suddnely it breaks open in peices causing everyone to take a step back.
A man strides out. He has curly black hair and whitish brown complexion. The most horrific feature about him though is the NOSE. It appears to have been broken many, many times and reset horribly.
Man: WOOOOOOO! I AM MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!!!
Dilandau: HIM?!?! THIS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD DO???!
Van twidles his thumbs around.
Van: He was the cheapest one OKAY??!
Micheal notices everyone looking at him.
Micheal Jackson: DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
He runs off covering his face, sobbing.
Dilandau: That was paaaaaaaaaathetic.
Hitomi: Oh like any of your attempts were genius?
Dilandau: Well come on!! An evil genius has to make do with what he can! Productivity and morale among my suboordinates is at an all time low!
Hitomi: excuses, excuses.
Van: I know! Lets all make up and have hot sex!
Hitomi&Dilandau: NO!!!
Utena walks out of the shack, rubbing her eyes.
Utena: Whuzzz goin' on you guys?
Dilandau: This is stupid! I'm gonna kick all your asses!!!
Utena: Says who!
Dilandau: Says me!
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena:(sticks out her tounge) Phttttttt....!
Dilandau:(sticks his tounge) Phhtttttttttttt...!
Hitomi: OH GROW UP. I swear you'd think they were in love.
Dilandau&Utena: NANI?!?! TACLKE HER!!!
Hitomi: Drat. (gets tackled into the ground)
Dilandau stands up and brushes off his armour.
Dilandau: Well I would love to stay but I am your evil nemesis you know, need to plan for your untimley demises.
Dilandau conjours up a fireball which explodes and sends Team Fanel soaring off into the sky.
Van: LOOOOOOOOKS LIIIIIKE MMYYYYYY PPPANNNNNTS AREEEEE ONNNNN FIREEEEEE AGAIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! WUAHAAAAAA!!!
Dilandau: Morons, the lot of them!
Dilandau marches back into his palace to find Micheal Jackson self-pleasuring himself on the throne.
M.J.: Ohhhhhh yeah thats it!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!(Rubs Dilandau's hair gel through his own hair-what kind of self please did you think I ment......ewwwwwwww....pervs)
Dilandau: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!
M.J.: *Cry* I am telling my mommy on you!!
Micheal Jackson runs off again.
Dilandau: WHY MUST EVERYONE BE AN IDIOT!!
Thats all for this crazy adventure folks. I will try to continue later!
Dilandau: Why are you down here?!?! I am busy!
Dilandau: No, you can not ask what I am busy with.
M.J.: I bet I knowwwwww...!
Dilandau: Why are you here!! CANT YOU SEE EVERYONE HATES YOU HERE!!!!
M.J.: I looooove you too! Cmon an give the Prince of Pop sum luvin!
Dialndau: Auughhhhhhh!!!!
Well, last time Dilandau was captured and stuff...
It has been a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelion years since anything has been added to this. Go pants!!! whooooooo hoooo
Dilandau struggled loudly as Hitomi dragged him across the castle grounds. The newest gaurds Dilandau had hired, unfortunatly were monkeys and they were doing nothing but throwing crap at each other.
Dilandau: Stupid 'Fiscal year 2003 budgets cuts'! NOOO money for half decent hired help!
Hitomi kicks him in the groin again.
Hitomi: Shut up you!
Dilandau: Give me seventy-two and three quarters reason why I should not just burn this net and kick your ass right now?
Hitomi: It's fire proof thats why half-wit.
Dilandau: Damnit!
Hitomi arrives with Dilandau in tow at a rundown shack.
Dilandau stands up abruptly, breaking the net binding him.
Dilandau: A SHACK?!?!?! YOU'D BRING MEEEE TO A SHACK?! Why of all the places to bring and eliminate your hated enemy you choose a nasty, run-down, stinky old-HEY I'M FREEEEEE!!!! WOOT WOOT!!
Dilandau: Proceeds to do a merry little Irish jig in a circle.
Van busts out of the shack's door, finger pointing at a birck wall.
Van: DILANDAU PREPARE TO MEET THE INSTURMENT OF YOUR DEMISE!!!!!
Dilandau rolls his eyes and chides Van.
Dilandau: If you wish to threaten me then at least look my way idiot.
Van sweatdrops and spins to face Dilandau.
Van drags a tall crate out of the shack and points to it.
Van: Mwuaahhhaahahaha! In this box shall be the one to destroy you!!!! Gwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahdroolahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahadroolahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahsnortahahahahahahahahahahaahahahwheezeahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahachkahckdroolahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Dilandau: Well that was dumb.
Hitomi: Well your one to talk!!!
The crate wobbles and smoke spews from it. Suddnely it breaks open in peices causing everyone to take a step back.
A man strides out. He has curly black hair and whitish brown complexion. The most horrific feature about him though is the NOSE. It appears to have been broken many, many times and reset horribly.
Man: WOOOOOOO! I AM MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!!!
Dilandau: HIM?!?! THIS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD DO???!
Van twidles his thumbs around.
Van: He was the cheapest one OKAY??!
Micheal notices everyone looking at him.
Micheal Jackson: DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
He runs off covering his face, sobbing.
Dilandau: That was paaaaaaaaaathetic.
Hitomi: Oh like any of your attempts were genius?
Dilandau: Well come on!! An evil genius has to make do with what he can! Productivity and morale among my suboordinates is at an all time low!
Hitomi: excuses, excuses.
Van: I know! Lets all make up and have hot sex!
Hitomi&Dilandau: NO!!!
Utena walks out of the shack, rubbing her eyes.
Utena: Whuzzz goin' on you guys?
Dilandau: This is stupid! I'm gonna kick all your asses!!!
Utena: Says who!
Dilandau: Says me!
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena: nuh-uh
Dilandau: yuh-huh
Utena:(sticks out her tounge) Phttttttt....!
Dilandau:(sticks his tounge) Phhtttttttttttt...!
Hitomi: OH GROW UP. I swear you'd think they were in love.
Dilandau&Utena: NANI?!?! TACLKE HER!!!
Hitomi: Drat. (gets tackled into the ground)
Dilandau stands up and brushes off his armour.
Dilandau: Well I would love to stay but I am your evil nemesis you know, need to plan for your untimley demises.
Dilandau conjours up a fireball which explodes and sends Team Fanel soaring off into the sky.
Van: LOOOOOOOOKS LIIIIIKE MMYYYYYY PPPANNNNNTS AREEEEE ONNNNN FIREEEEEE AGAIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! WUAHAAAAAA!!!
Dilandau: Morons, the lot of them!
Dilandau marches back into his palace to find Micheal Jackson self-pleasuring himself on the throne.
M.J.: Ohhhhhh yeah thats it!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!(Rubs Dilandau's hair gel through his own hair-what kind of self please did you think I ment......ewwwwwwww....pervs)
Dilandau: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!
M.J.: *Cry* I am telling my mommy on you!!
Micheal Jackson runs off again.
Dilandau: WHY MUST EVERYONE BE AN IDIOT!!
Thats all for this crazy adventure folks. I will try to continue later!
Dilandau: Why are you down here?!?! I am busy!
Dilandau: No, you can not ask what I am busy with.
M.J.: I bet I knowwwwww...!
Dilandau: Why are you here!! CANT YOU SEE EVERYONE HATES YOU HERE!!!!
M.J.: I looooove you too! Cmon an give the Prince of Pop sum luvin!
Dialndau: Auughhhhhhh!!!!