Today was the day! Today is the Bon Festival! The Annual event to celebrate the dead in their honour. Keiko was up at the crack of Don and was making fish sticks for the dead. She woke up at 6:00am and she woke me as well. With Hansen. Which is fine with me. Since I secretly like Hansen!
"Mm bop... fish sticks. Be bop fish sticks... Yeah, yeah," Keiko sang in the tune of Mm...Bop by Hansen.
Now, Ryu fans. Here is your chance to mock me liking the blonde boyband Hansen. In the review write how much of an idoit I am for liking Hansen...
I went over and hugged Keiko from behind and whispered sweet nothings in her ear. Only the sweet nothings mean something to Keiko unlike me. Anyway, Keiko smiled and giggled.
"Mm... Baby! I love you!" I said in the tune of Mm... Bop.
Keiko turned round and cuddled me.
"Morning sunshine. You are happy!" Keiko exclaimed.
"Yes... I am. For once you haven't woke me up with Offspring. Just think, 2 days after this Bon Festival is our anniversary. Our 16th Wedding Anniversary! Remember, 18 years ago? When we had our first date."
"Yeah, and then Rachael ruined it..."
"Forget Rachael, Keiko and remember that we had loads of fun..."
We were about to take you on to memory lane when Father came in and gave us the fright of our lives. Just when it was getting to be an intimate moment. Dam it, father!
"GET BACK TO MAKING THOSE FISHSTICKS!" He yelled.
"AH! The FBI found out about me stealing a piece of cheese from the non free samples table at Sparky's!" Keiko freaked.
"Keiko! It's just my dad! And what have I told you about shopping at Sparky's!"
"Tamao came with me. They have finally fitted in CCTV after 3 guys. Two Japanese men and a Native American set out 10 milk bottles and got a kick ball and threw like a bowling ball. One of the guys had an Elvis hair do," Keiko went on.
"Keiko... That fanfic was Bowler-Hisa and I did that! With Ryu and Sliva."
Ryu was in our bathroom singing along to the radio and shaving at the same time. His hair was down and wet. Ryu was preparing himself for today. Today, he was planning to purpose to Rachael. See if Anna was here, she would knock some sense into that boy. Anyway, Ryu was preparing himself for today.
"You make me wanna Lala. In the kitchen, on the floor, I'll be your French Maid and meet you at the door, I'll be an alley cat drink the milk and I want more. You make me wanna scream..." Ryu sang along to dam Ashlee Simpson.
Not all Shaman King characters have good taste in Music.
He took some of my aftershave and put some on. That is my old spice to turn Keiko on! MINE!
Ryu got a comb and comb his hair straight and let it hang down. He wanted to look like a real prince charming for my sister.
Tamao helped herself in to our house and found Ryu in the bathroom singing along to Ashlee Simpson.
"Hi Ryu!" Tamao greeted.
"TAMAO!"
Ryu hid his Care Bear boxer shorts behind a towel.
"Oh sorry to scare you like that but I just wanted to talk to you and see how you are feeling about today since you are planning to purpose to Rachael today and all."
"Why is everyone against me on this choice. Life is full of choices and everyone is entitled to make a mistake one way or another."
"Ryu... Rachael isn't all that she seems. She advantage from people who love her unconditionally. Master Yohmei and Lady Kino may not show the hurt from the time that all their stuff was stolen but they are secretly hurting inside and the person who stole from them was the little girl they gave a birth to. It hurts to think that someone they care deeply for, raised from Birth and shared memories with, could do such a nasty thing after everything. So you see Ryu, Rachael isn't the good little girl raised by Master Yohmei and Lady Kino. She is the girl that went further away from her parents' love and went with the wrong crowd. That is why everyone is not keen on you purposing to Rachael," Tamao said trying to put sense in Ryu.
Ryu just sat there and listened to every deep word that Tamao said. Ryu slightly put his head down and began to think.
"Please Ryu think carefully about all this."
Tamao walked out the bathroom and saw herself to the door. Ryu was sitting at the side of the bath tub thinking what Tamao had to say. It all began to make sense.
To be continued...
