Ryu was sitting by himself. Hao was on stage singing and all the girls were cheering him on. I went over to Ryu who was looking at the ring he bought Rachael. A complete waste of money unlike Keiko's belly button piercing. That wasn't a regret. Think of the many 100 ideas to buy her for Christmas and Birthdays.

"Are you ok?" I asked Ryu.

"I can see why you told me not to listen to Sinead O'Connor," Ryu replied.

I sighed "Is there anything I can do to make you feel so much better?"

Ryu smiled. That smile always means something bad.

"Well... there is one thing..."


I wore a t-shirt saying 'I love my sister.' and got my hair done up and wore the short of gypsy skirt. You guessed it. I was looking like Ashlee Simpson. Dam it! I was singing Lala with Ryu as a duet on Karoke.

"You can dress me up in diamonds," Ryu opened up.

"You can dress me up in dirt," I put my right thumb up to the audience.

The audience were looking at me weirdly. Sliva and Kalim were in hysterics, Mother and Father were hiding away. Tamao and Keiko were cheering us on. In the front row. Doing rock on hand signs. Ashlee is a rock poser. A big try too hard poser.

"You make me wanna lala!" Ryu sang and doing the moves like Elvis.

"In the kitchen on the floor. I'll be a French Maid when I meet you at the door," I took a bow. That's when the screaming cheers began for us.

"I'm like an alley cat!"

"Drink the milk and I want more," I put my thumb up again.

Ryu nods his head like a pigeon "You make me wanna, You make me wanna..."

"SCREAM!" I screeched like a member of Slipknot.

I take my shirt off and threw it in the audience. Keiko managed to catch it. Sliva was going wild. Ah-Ha! He is bisxual! What a bad liar!

"Ooh! Shake your bon bon, Miki-kinki!" Sliva cheered.

"Poser!" Hao said with his arms folded.

Kalim was crying "He ruined Ashlee Simpson!"

"Kalim... get a life. Avril is better!" Sliva pointed out.

Sliva has a huge crush on Avril Lavigne. You probably guessed that already from all those facts.


After that sad and scary performance. Hao kicked us off stage and started to sing a Backstreet Boys song. I wished he did the Weird Al version. That version rocked!

"Yeah... You are my fire, the one, desire, believe, when I say, I want it that way," Hao sang.

All the Hao fangirls came in screaming and waving thier arms and some were holding banners.

"Am I your fire, your own desire, is it too late, I want it that way," Hao continued singing.

Ryu, Tamao, Keiko, my mother and father and me were all standing watching Hao sing away. Keiko was crying since it was her little boy up there singing on stage.

"Isn't he adoreable. He looks just like Miki-kins before he burnt his face off," Keiko snobbed.

"Interesting..." I mumbled.

Keiko cuddled my head "And just like me he has an amazing singing voice. Wonder what Yoh inhertiated?"

"I must say if we weren't shamans and if he wasn't an evil child we could make him go on American Idol. He is better than Kelly Clarkson," Father said.


Everything was back to normal. Keiko and I were back home. Ryu was back to doing his normal stuff and Tokagero was being Tokagero. Everything was just fine until the mail came.

"MAIL!" We chanted.

We all ran to the hallway and there was this big parcel for me, a bunch of bills and a postcard for Ryu from Rachael.

"Yes! My coconut bra I bidded on E-bay has come in! Hehe..." I giggled.

I ran out the hallway and Ryu picked up the postcard for him.

Dear Ryu.

Sorry I left early. I couldn't face anyone. How is everyone? Are they all still shaman training? I was never into that stuff to begin with. Good luck becoming Shaman King and maybe one day you will find your shaman queen. Someone Mikihisa will totally respect. Love Rachael.

"What! This isn't a coconut bra. It's an actual coconut!" I freaked.

"Miki-kins! It's a make-it-yourself kit. Lookie! Here are the straps for the bra," Keiko pointed out.

"This isn't the first time you have bought junk from E-bay or salesmen or catalouges," Tokagero pointed out.

Tamao came to Ryu and see how he was getting on.

"Hey Ryu! Wanna hang out at Coolio Bowl with Sliva and Kalim and me?" Tamao asked smiling.

Ryu smiled and ripped the postcard up and put it in the trash can.

"Sure... I wonder if Mina is still single?"

"Ryu!"

"What? She is my age and she is hot!" Ryu went on.

"Glad to have you back, Ryu!" Tamao said to him.

Then the 2 friends walked out the door laughing together.

The End


Washu Says: Did ya enjoy that? Huh, huh! Well, sorry it is WAY LATE! College takes your engery away from ya I'll tell ya! Though I have been thinking of writing a Christmas fic with Ryu and Mikihisa. I just don't have any ideas. Blah! Blah!