Chapter one

InuYasha AND Avatar!

I don't own any InuYasha characters OR any Avatar characters -.- Poor me... But I do own Claire, and my friend owns Keyla! (It's pronounced Kayla, NOT Keyla. She said she'd kill me if I didn't warn you guys of that.)

---the real world---

Two girls walk around the beach randomly. "Claire?" "Yeah?" "POKE!" the taller girl with light brown/blond hair poked the other girl, an average sized girl with darker brown hair with some blonde mixed in. "Hey!" Claire, the shorter one, yelled. Then she began chasing Keyla around the beach, yelling something about pink monkeys and annoying pokey people. The sand shifts under their feet and they stop "KEYLA THE WORLD IS FALLING!" Claire yelled, grabbing Keyla's arm tightly. Suddenly Keyla fell into a random hole in the ground that just appeared under her feet, and Claire fell too. "AHHH! I'm too young and too creative to die!" Claire yelled. "I'm too...erm...I'm too eggs to die!" With that they both blanked out.

---Avatar world---

Appa groaned, seeing Aang, Katara, and Sokka getting ready to move again. They were always traveling, trying to get to the North Pole and trying to get away from Prince Zuko. "I'm not sure if Appa is ready to fly..." Aang said uncertainly. Just then they all felt the earth shift under their feet. "Please tell me that was Appa..." Sokka said, looking around. The ground seemed to open up under them, and they all fell into darkness.

---the InuYasha world---

Claire and Keyla woke up near an old well. "THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BONE EATERS WELL!" Claire squealed. Keyla smirked "LETS ALL KILL KAGOME!" she yelled, taking out her bazooka that somehow fits into her backpack. Claire blinked "Erm...Why couldn't it be the Avatar world? I WANNA FIREBEND!" As if on que Claire and Keyla see Zuko and Miroku. Zuko seemed to have decided that because Miroku was a monk, like Aang, he would know where Aang was! "Now tell me where the Avatar is!" "I think you are mistaken sir...I..." "IT'S MIROKU!" Keyla yelled, Claire could swear there were hearts in her eyes. "...Nice Keyla...real nice...wait...IT'S ZUKO!"

With that said Claire tried to latch herself to Zuko's arm, and Keyla was trying to steal Miroku's robes...when she actually managed to steal them and ran off. "Wait for me!" Claire yelled. She glanced at Zuko, then snatched his training vest and ran after Keyla. "...GIVE THAT BACK!" Zuko ordered, throwing fire at Claire. She squeaked "NOOOOOOOO! I'M STILL TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

Claire and Keyla ran for only ten seconds, then Keyla ran into Sokka and Claire ran right into Naraku. Keyla smiled "Sokka is cool!" She said. She was about to walk away when she got an idea "NARAKU GIVE ME A WIND TUNNEL AND I'LL KILL INUYASHA FOR YOU!" Claire blinked "I'm supposed to be the one who makes deals with people like Naraku..." "TOO BAD!" "Why do you want a weapon that will kill you?" "Because then I will die with Miroku...and...he he...we'll both need someone to bear..." "ENOUGH INFORMATION! Jeez, not even I'm that desperate..." "What's that supposed to mean!" Sokka and Naraku just watched as the girls argued.

Keyla shrugged "Well...I still want a windtunnel and I still will kill InuYasha for it!" With that said she took out some black prayer beads and a glove thing like Miroku's. "I even have these to keep from sucking everything in the world up!" Claire blinked, then frowned "I wanna learn Firebending...then we will both have out favorite attacks." she muttered. "YOU'RE A FIREBENDER!" Sokka yelled. Claire shrugged "If I am then you'll be the first one I burn...actually...second. After Zhao." Keyla glared at Claire "You burn Sokka and I'll suck you into my new windtunnel!" "...scary..." "Can I be a half demon? I'll trick Kagome into telling me where the jewel shards are...then I'll kill her too!" Keyla smirked. Claire inched away "Violent violent person." "Thank you." "...I'm supposed to be the one helping Naraku...HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY IDEA!" "I'm just making trades for what I want! Plus I get to Kill Kagome the annoyance and InuYasha the airhead!" "...I'm supposed to be the one who kills Inuyasha for Naraku..." "TOO BAD!" "...I still want to learn Firebending..."

Keyla walked away, and as she passed Sokka she steals his boomerang "THANK YOU FOR THE BOOMERANG!" Claire frowns, "At least I didn't steal anything of Naraku's...no matter how much I was tempted to snatch his baboon pelt..." Claire runs after Keyla, but is unable to keep up since Keyla is now a half demon. (A/N I don't think Naraku can really turn someone in to a half demon...but my friend ordered me to make Naraku turn her in to a half demon. -.- I want Naraku to turn me into a demon...then I'd prove myself to him... Don't ask...)

Keyla sees a fire rat "Hey...those are used to make fire proof things, aren't they?" "I think so..." "Okay then!" Keyla takes out one of her random weapons, a dagger that had been in her back pack, and attacks the Fire Rat. After killing it she makes it's fur into a cape, a hat, and a shirt for Claire. "THANKIES!" Claire hugs Keyla, then leaves for a moment. She comes back dressed in it, with Zuko's vest over the shirt. "There's something missing..." Claire mutters, then she gets an idea. She takes out her own sewing supplies from her backpack and sews a black Fire Nation insignia on the front of the shirt and on the cape. "Perfect!" "...You're obsessed..." "You're obsessed with Miroku!" "How true..." Claire blinks, then realizes that Keyla was wearing Miroku's monk robes "You scare me sometimes Keyla..." "Hey, you're wearing Zuko's vest!" "Yeah...good point. Still...I want to learn Firebending..." "Can you stop saying that?" "No." "I should have traded you to Naraku..." "You wouldn't have!" "I would have!" "That's...that's the...NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER ALMOST DONE!" Claire squealed "...It wasn't supposed to be nice..." Keyla murmured.

Keyla leaves, telling Claire that she wasn't ready to fight InuYasha. "That's so not fair! Just give me a gun or something! I'll blow him up! COME ON! I'm supposed to be evil and work with Naraku...DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS FOREST ALONE!" Claire begged. Keyla ignored her and left to try to kill InuYasha. Claire sits in the middle of the forest, angry that Keyla would leave her. She decided she'd sing to make the time go by faster. "I wanna be an Oscar Mier wiener, oh that's really what I want to be! Because if I were an Oscar Mier weinar then everybody would love MEEEEEEEEEE!"

Claire looked around, still no Keyla. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVES! Oh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! This is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends! People will start singing it, not knowing what it is! Now they just keep singing it because...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVES! Oh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! This is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends! People will start singing it, not knowing what it is! Now they just keep singing it because...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVES! Oh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! This is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends! People will start singing it, not knowing what it is! Now they just keep singing it because..."

Claire broke off as a fireball flies past her head. She looks up, for some reason thinking it was Keyla. "KEYWA! Wait...YOU'RE NOT MY PET! WHERE'S KEYWA YOU STEALER!" Claire yells. She blinks "Do I know you?" she asked. It was Zuko, and that song really had gotten on his nerves! "What's you're name...WAIT! No, don't tell me! It's...Mat! No...Terry! No wait, hold on...I know this one! It's...Tim! No...ZHAO!" At that one Zuko threw a lot more fire at her, and Claire quickly found out that Fire Rat cloths really do protect you! "Jeez, some people can't take a harmless joke." Claire mumbled, standing up and glancing at Zuko. "What is it, scar face? You want to fight! BRING IT ON! I HAVE A STICK AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!" She holds up a stick, which is then burnt to ashes by Zuko. Claire screams "MURDERED! YOU KILLED LITTLE BOB STICK!" Zuko blinked, confused. Claire took his moment of confusion to run, only to run into Naraku...AGAIN! "Owie...I really need to not run with my eyes closed...SORRY MR. ULTIMATE EVIL VILLAIN PERSON!" Claire stands up again, runs...and runs into a tree. "I'm okay..." she says, standing up again. An acorn falls for the tree and happens to hit her on the head. "Erm...ouch..." With that Claire fell unconscious.

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Keyla actually nearly beat InuYasha, but InuYasha escaped, with the help of one of Kagome's arrows. "Darn it! I hate Kagome so much!" Keyla muttered. "I'll get you one day Kagome...then you'll wish you'd never found the feudal era!" Keyla tried to think of more threats, and when she couldn't she began to go back towards where she'd last seen Claire. "Claire? Hello? Crazy person? Whhhhhere are you? CLAIRE! COME OUT! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" Keyla glanced around and noticed the burn stick "NOOOO! Someone killed Bob Stick! MURDERER!" Keyla gasped "The murderer must have Claire! What should I do...what should I do!" She begins to run in a random direction, still muttering "What should I do?" She runs past a familiar monk and stops after she's past him. "Wait a second..." She begins walking backwards and sees Miroku. "EEEEEE!" She yells, randomly hugging Miroku and running off. She completely forgets about Claire.

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Poor Claire, so forgotten and unloved...I also feel sorry for the trees that Claire has bumped into, Naraku for being bumped into twice, and of course...our murder victim...I SHALL REMEMBER YOU BOB STICK MY FRIEND!

With that said...please review...because if you don't...BOB STICK'S GHOST SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVER! MWAHAHAHA!