Chapter three

Naraku's new puppet

I don't own any InuYasha characters OR any Avatar characters -.- Poor me. But I do own Claire and Damien, and my friend owns Keyla!

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"Darn...it was just a purple leaf..." Keyla pouted, she wanted to meet Miroku so badly.

Damien growled "Can't you keep that perverted monk off of your mind for three seconds? Three seconds is all I ask!"

"...Um, no. You don't know how hard it is for me to even not think of him for a split second...but three! Are you trying to torture me!" Keyla asked.

"Maybe we are." Claire said.

"You stay out of this." Keyla muttered

"Make me!"

"Okay I will!"

Keyla takes out a flamethrower and chases Claire around the clearing they were resting in. "Eep! Save me SAAAAVE ME!" Claire yelled. Damien rolled his eyes and ignored them. Keyla's flamethrower runs out of ammo, luckily for Claire because Keyla was gaining fast. Keyla drops her weapon and chases Claire with her claws "Ack, Keyla...can't we talk this over!" Claire asked. She was getting tired, and the Hanyou Keyla was not even close to tiring. Claire turns her head to glance at Keyla, and guess what! She runs right into Damien!

Damien snarled "Can't you two watch where you're going?"

Claire whimpered "I was safer with Zuko..." she muttered. "At least he never tried to murder me."

Keyla smirked "You love him, you wanna hug him, you wanna kiss him..."

Claire scowled "Keyla, shut up before I send a pack of rabid Zuko fan girls after you."

Keyla smirked again "you wouldn't dare."

Claire smiled innocently "Wanna bet?" She takes out a whistle in the shape of the Fire Nation insignia and blows into it.

Keyla laughed "It doesn't even work! Suddenly millions of Zuko fan girls stampede into the clearing.

"WHAT THE!"

Claire smirked "It's like a dog whistle. See...it makes a sound like Zuko's voice that only Zuko fan girls can hear because we fan girls always pay more attention to his voice than to other characters. Therefore we can hear it, and we shall come when we hear Zuko!"

Keyla sighed "I'm going to need a lot of bombs to get out of this mess...and maybe a shot gun...and a..." Before she could finish naming off the weapons she'd need the Rabid Zuko Fan Girls, who I will now call the RZFG, attacked her.

"AHAHAHAHA! GO FOURTH MY RZFG AND ATTACK!" Claire yelled. Then, at the worst moment for Claire, the RZFG realize that Zuko isn't in the clearing and turn on Claire. They attack her, then vanish, since they're actually from Earth and shouldn't have even been able to get there.

Claire grumbled and Keyla laughed "You know, you really deserved that." she pointed out. Claire scowled, throwing her RZFG whistle into the forest.

"Ow!" she hears someone yell. "Wonder what this is..."

"NOOOO!" Claire screams, as she hears the whistle sound again. The RZFG appear again, and thinking Claire blew the whistle, they attack her again...and this time they had sharp and pointy sticks! "ACK! WHY ME!"

The RZFG vanished again and Claire stomped towards where she'd thrown the whistle. She sees Sokka. She narrows her eyes "Death to the Water Tribe annoyance..." she hissed. Keyla and Damien come into the clearing to see Claire, with one of the Fan Girl's sharp sticks, trying to kill Sokka.

"Claire, if you kill Sokka I'll kill you." Keyla reminded her. Claire grumbled, then stabbed Sokka one last time and stomped away. She turns around, snatches the Zuko Fan Girl whistle from Sokka, and then stomps away. For real this time.

Damien blinked "What was that?" he asked.

"That's what I'd like to know." Sokka agreed.

Keyla shrugged "That's just how Crazed Zuko Fan Girls are."

"ZUKO FAN GIRLS! Yuck, who would like that spoiled Fire Nation Pri..." before Sokka could finish an enraged group of RZFGs appeared, beat him up, then demanded he lead them to where Zuko is. Unfortunately for the Fan Girls they had knocked Sokka unconscious, so they had to vanish again. This time they wouldn't return.

---with Claire---

Claire grumbled, something about stupid Rabid Fan Girls and annoying Water Tribe brats. Then she hears the sound of movement. She climbs into a nearby tree and waits. Who should pass right under her tree but everyone's (especially the RZFG's) favorite Fire Nation Prince? Claire blinked and barely kept herself from squealing at seeing Zuko. She then decided it would be fun be a stalker, and began following him.

---back with Keyla---

Keyla and Damien hear voices and they head towards them. The demon and hanyou see InuYasha and his group. Keyla's eyes widen as she sees Miroku. She nearly ran out of they're hiding spot, but Damien held her back. "I smell some demons nearby." InuYasha declared.

Kagome nodded "I'm pretty sure they have jewel shards too."

Damien steps out from hiding, dragging Keyla with him. "Great. You." InuYasha growls.

"Nice to see you too InuYasha." Damien said.

"Oh, hi Damien." Sango said. Kagome smiled lightly.

"Who's your new girlfriend?" InuYasha asked, smirking at Damien's look of disgust.

"A, she is not my girlfriend, B, she can introduce herself."

Keyla smiled "Hi,I'mKeylaandI'mahugefanofyouMirokuandSango,andShippou,andKilalaofcourse.ButInuYasha'san airheadandI'mgoingtokillyouKagome." Everyone stared at Keyla, not understanding a word she said. (Hi, I'm Keyla and I'm a huge fan of you Miroku, and Sango, and Shippou, and of course Kilala. But InuYasha's an airhead and I'm going to kill you Kagome.)

"Oookay..." Kagome said. "Well...I'm Kagome and..."

"I know who you are. Didn't you hear one word I said?" Kagome frowned, she could already see that Keyla wasn't even going to try to be friends with her.

"You'd better hand over your jewel shards, Monoki." InuYasha said to Damien.

Damien smiled "But of course, don't I always give them to Kagome?" he asked. He really disliked this half breed, but he would deal with him if it meant the downfall of Naraku.

There's a large wind current, and suddenly a huge furry something drops from the sky. "Demon!"

Without thinking, as always, InuYasha takes out his Tetseiga and attacks the thing. It smacks him away with it's huge paw. "Stand back." Miroku said, taking hold of his prayer beads. None of them noticed the three people on the thing's back.

Keyla blinks, looking at the tan colored 'demon'. 'Is that Appa?' she wonders. Her eyes widen, it is Appa!

"WIND TUNNEL!" Everything begins to get sucked into Miroku's Wind Tunnel.

A boy with blue tattoos Jumps onto the demon's head and does something with a stick he was carrying. The wind slows a bit, and the huge creature isn't pulled towards Miroku as quickly. Miroku sees the people and closes his Wind Tunnel.

"What was that?" a second boy with darker skin asked.

"I've never seen that Airbending move before. Wait...You're an Airbender!" The boy with tattoos smiled broadly.

"An air...what?" Miroku tilted his head to the side.

"I'm not sure if that was Airbending..." a girl with darker skin like the boy said.

The three people got off of the giant creature, which the tattooed boy later explained was a flying bison. InuYasha, however, was convinced that the flying bison was actually a bison demon.

Miroku grabbed Katara's hand "Beautiful young woman, would you do me the honor of..." before he could finish both Sango and Keyla whacked him over the head. Keyla and Sango narrowed their eyes at each other.

"He's mine." Keyla hissed.

"No."

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES OR I'LL BE FORCED TO GET OUT MY BAZOOKA!"

"...What's that?"

"...something. Oh...and while we're on the subject of weapons...could you tell me how to make a giant boomerang?"

"Sure...I guess..."

---back with the stalker known as Claire---

Zuko stops, as if he knows he's being watched. He looks around for a moment, then decides it's just his mind playing tricks on him. Claire got an idea and jumped from the tree she was hiding in. In midair she yelled "Death to the Fire Nation heir!" Zuko spun around, and Claire tackled him.

Then she began tickling him. "Gah, GET OFF OF ME!" he orders. Claire refuses, but now Zuko couldn't stop laughing, so he couldn't try to kill her.

Claire gets off of him. "I won't make a habit out of doing that if you laugh more often."

Zuko glared at her "I should kill her for that..."

"You should...but will you?" Claire smiles lightly. "Oh, and about me escaping, that wasn't me. My friend made me leave." Zuko raised his eyebrow, and Claire shrugged "Keyla rescued me, but I didn't ask to be rescued." she said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

Zuko still didn't completely get it. Most people would love to have been rescued, and after they're rescued they would normally try their hardest to avoid their captor. Claire, on the other hand, didn't want to escape and when she saw Zuko she didn't run. Oh, no, just the opposite. She jumped on him, either begging to be captured again or killed. Claire sighed "Never try to figure out why I do stuff...I don't even know half the time." This statement proved Zuko's theory that Claire was insane.

---with Keyla---

Keyla smiles broadly as she throws her new giant boomerang. It flies, then arches and comes back at her. She catches it in midair, then walks over to her backpack with it. Sango looked at the backpack. "I don't think you'll fit that in your bag." she pointed out.

"I've fit a whole city in my bag, Sango. I think I can fit one giant boomerang."

Sango blinked "You have a whole city in your bag?"

Keyla nodded "Want to see it?"

"...Not really."

"Oh...okay..." Keyla shrugged, then stuffed the boomerang into her backpack. The bag didn't look any bigger or heavier than it had before she'd put it in.

Sokka glared at Keyla, he was sure he'd seen her somewhere before. Then he realized it. "Hey, you're the one who took my boomerang! GIVE IT BACK!" he snapped at her.

Keyla frowned "If I do...will you teach me how to make a metal boomerang like that one?"

"My father made it."

"Darn...well since it was your father's..." Keyla began digging through her backpack. "Bomb, bazooka, bamboo stick, katana, town, town, city, statue of liberty...wait...I don't remember putting the statue of liberty in there. Oh well...nuclear bomb, darts, how to kill Kagome...erm...Ganome...in five easy steps. Ah, here it is! The metal boomerang!" She pulls out Sokka's boomerang and returned it.

"So...how did you do that trick with the wind? Is it some really powerful Airbending attack?" Aang asked Miroku.

"...Once again I ask, what is Airbending?"

"Hm...It's like this!" Aang makes his air scooter and races around the clearing. "AHAHAHAHA! Yeah!" Aang laughs happily. All of the InuYasha characters stare at him.

"What kind of magic is that?" Miroku asked. Sokka smiled "See, at least someone agrees with me that it's magic!"

Katara rolled her eyes "It's bending, an ancient art in which certain people can control one of the four elements, Water, Earth, Fire, and Air. Aang is the last Airbender that we know of, and I'm a Waterbender."

"What about him?" Miroku asked, referring to Sokka.

"He isn't a bender."

Suddenly Miroku's hands got a little touchy. Katara blushes, then used Waterbending to throw Miroku backwards and right into a tree. "Pervert." Katara muttered, waiting to freeze him to the tree just like she did to Jet.

"It is not my fault. These hands...they're possessed." Miroku said.

"Sure they are."

Keyla frowned, she wished Miroku would grope her, not Sango or Katara (I hope you're happy Kanaka.)

A few hours later everyone, except Miroku who was off somewhere, probably enjoying the view (-cough-pretty women-cough-)

Damien looks around "I smell those fire users." he said to Keyla.

"Great...I bet Claire's been captured...again..." Keyla rolled her eyes

"Or worse, she's been killed for doing something stupid." Damien agreed

"Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?"

Damien raised an eyebrow "Are you and Claire friends or enemies?"

She thought about that question for a few minutes "We're friendly enemies!" Keyla finally declared.

Keyla shrugs, then sees Sokka. She decides to spy on him since Miroku wasn't around at the time. Sokka was talking to Aang and Katara. "You have to listen to me! This guy told me that the person named InuYasha is a Firebender! He is wearing red, after all!"

"He doesn't seem bad, and he's traveling with that Airbender." Aang said.

"HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AIRBENDING IS!"

"Sokka, I think you're over reacting, these people are fine!" Katara said.

"Like Jet?" Sokka snapped. Katara paused, Sokka had been right about Jet...but still.

Keyla frowned 'So that's why Naraku was talking to Sokka when Claire and I first ran into them...literally. I have to warn Miroku and Sango. Who cares if Sokka thinks Baka Inu is a Firebender...he can die and no one except Mrs. Whiney will miss him.' she thought.

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Uh-oh. Looks like Naraku's up to something. -evil smirk- Well, hope I get some more reviews for this one. Thanks Kanaka, Crescent Moon, and Zukozfire for reviewing. --gives them their favorite InuYasha character plushie and their favorite Avatar character plushie (except Cresent Moon, I give her a Kratos Plushie)-- Bye now!