Disclaimer- I don't own foamy…sigh…or Gundam wing but here's my story any ways!
Heero looked as confused as he could get… witch meant his eyebrow twitched up a teeny tiny bit. "I found it on the ground… why?"
"Because! You doo-doo butt squirrel face! That's the evil masking tape of dooooommm! Do you know what that means?" screamed duo.
"…what?" every one (except Chob) asked with false enthusiasm.
"I…will …tell you the story…" the lights flicked off, and a campfire lit in the middle of the hall illuminating every one in an eerie light. Every one looked to were Duo was and saw he had a banjo. He strummed the banjo and began… (I'm gonna try to make this rhyme so it will probably suck…)
"Gather 'round here children and let me tell ya about an evil little creature
This creature was eviler than the horniest preacher…
This creature had an ugly hickified mullet…
Yes, kids, he was a teacher…
When a kid was bad he told-it… (Strum strum)
'You'll be scraping gum with your thumb!'
So you'd better hold-it…
Then one day a kid with ADD
Had to pee pee pee. (Every one rolls there eyes)
'Hey Mr. Baka I drank to much snurff
And I need to take a durff… (Every one scoffed)
There wasn't any thing wrong with that…
But he had to stay after class
To tape the teacher's hat…" (Dramatic playing)
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(Here duo breaks in to a beat-box thingy or what ever the hell you wannabe rappers call it)
Then all of the sudden an object flies over the campfire and hits duo square in the face. The lights flicker on and the camp fire dies. Every one looks down at duo and sees a giant acorn imbedded in his face.
"Damn it! That fucking thing was meant to decapitate him! What! The! Fuck! They don't make nuts like they used to… come on every one I know the story." foamy led them to his quarters. When they got there they were amazed. The room was like a huge green house…fitted into a space of about 20 feet buy 10 feet. Foamy went to the middle of the room were a small red velvet pillow was located. He sat down and beckoned to the stunned bunch of Gundam pilots.
Mean while duo was cocooned in evil scotch tape of dooooommm on the ceiling. In the shadows a mysterious figure tip toed away.