A/N: Ok I don't really need 5 reviews...I have more motivation and I made this chappie a bit longer than the others.

DISCLAIMER: I still don't own Rurouni Kenshin...

Sano's Secret

Battousai noticed Sano as soon as he walked through the dojo gates. Sano's hand reached for his pockets, pulled out his trademark fishbone and started chewing on it.

"Hey Kenshin! Is it almost time for lunch? I'm huuungry! I didn't get anything to eat all morning!"shouted Sano.

Battousai kept wondering how much amount of food would shut the rooster head up.

"Well lunch won't be ready until a couple of hours or so!"Battousai shouted back.

Sano started to look pale. The thought of starvation came to his mind.

"A couple of hours! NO WAY! I'm going to die if I don't eat soon! I wonder how I'm going to look like as a skeleton..."thought Sano.

Battousai read this right away and said,"Come on Sano, you won't die of starvation just because you didn't eat this morning."

Sano felt kind of freaked that Kenshin replied to what he thought in his mind. Just when Sano was about to say something, he heard his name being yelled.

"AAHHH! SAAAANOOO!" yelled Yahiko,"Help me Sano! My Kaoru made me do 1600 swings and it feels like my arms are gonna fall off!"

A second later Kaoru appeared,bokken in hand and about to yell something when she crashed into Battousai. She got up and was about to help Kenshin up until she saw his eyes. They were a golden color. She got afraid, picked up her bokken and headed into the dojo

"Hmm...why didn't she help me up?"wondered Battousai.

"Because your eyes are golden." the red headed rurouni said dully.

"Oh yeah! That's right. Golden eyes with me. Cool." (Kenshin's Inu:snickers)

Lunchtime at the Kamiya Dojo

"Ah finally! FOOD!" Sano shouted as he stared hungrily at the steamy goodness on the table. Before they ate, Battousai asked Sanosuke a question.

"Hey Sano, what's your biggest secret?"

"Uhh..." said Sano then he stuffed his face with food so he wouldn't have to answer.

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As lunch went on(Sano finished first), Sano leaned back on his elbows and thought about Kenshin's delicious food.

"Mmm...man Kenshin's food is good. I wonder how he learned to cook like that. Speaking of Kenshin, why did he ask me what my biggest secret was? Why would I let him know that I like..."

"That you like! That you like!" Battousai eagerly thought.

"...like Megumi's breasts." Sano finished.

Suddenly the soup Battousai was slurping shot out to the side and hit Yahiko's face. Battousai started laughing really hard and was rolling on the floor. Yahiko was staring at Battousai then said:

"First Kaoru made me do 1600 bokken swings and now Kenshin is spitting soup in my face and laughing! AHHH! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!"

And with that he ran outside screaming the world was going to end until he tripped over a tiny tiny pebble, hit the ground face first and got knocked out. Sano and Kaoru just stared wide eyed, OO, at what just happened and the sound of Battousai laughing could still be heard.

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A/N: So how'd I do this time? Longer than the other chapters? Well I just hope that all you readers will enjoy this fic.