The Continuing Saga of Two Sith Lords

Chapter 3

By Master Darth Warious….and Erik

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What's with the o's?

Because we can't use this button.

So?

It separates sections in a fiction.

Oh…

W.a.r.i.o.u.s.

I woke up to see James in my black beanbag chair at about midnight. I crawled out of bed and over onto his lap snuggling up against him after removing his hook and the harness used to attach it to his arm. Heh. Shirtless pirate! Yum. Not that I hadn't seen him that way before.

I think after having Haldir to wake up to in my bed (NOT HOW YOU THINK!) I got to used to it. When James and I got closer, I started sleeping next to him when I was in Neverland. I dragged a blanket off my bed and put it over us, wrapped arms around James and fell asleep.

E.r.i.c.

I was done struggling with the un-tuned and stubborn piano downstairs. I decided to go to check on my little Tiger. That's how I thought of her, and how I always will. I knew her secret, one that would make others fear the eventuality of it happening. She was a danger to herself and others if no one knew how to stop her. Depending on my mood I set her upon the opera to wreak havoc or I held her back.

My little shadow. She was like a little sister. That's how I still see her.

It was almost one in the morning when decided to check on her before retiring to my rooms. After all, she was playing host to that pirate.

I opened the door to her room a bit to see her bed and noticed she wasn't their.

I entered her room and looked around before spotting the two headed lump in a…large round thing.

Then I noticed that the pirate's shirt was on the floor and his hook as well…and that Warious was on top of him. I decided to leave them there. I'd ask about this incident later.

W.a.r.i.o.u.s.

I woke up feeling blissful and content in the arms of James Hook. Yummy pirate extraordinaire! To emphasize this point, because he was still sleeping, I licked him. I'm weird aren't I? Yes, I decided, very yummy. Then I decided to take an interest in what the inside of his mouth tasted like. (evil grin) I was still in the process of 'tasting' him when he finally came to. I stopped when I noticed he was awake. "Morning James."

"Why did you stop?" He demanded.

"Cause it's…"I thought for a moment. What to say… "It's your turn to kiss me!"

"Oh really? Well in that case…" And we started kissing again. Bliss.

And we were like that until someone swept into the room unannounced. Actually, we didn't know anyone had come in until they spoke up. "I KNEW there was something funny about you're not protesting him in your room!" Darth Maul proclaimed…loudly at that.

Startled, we sprang apart. "Maul! Don't ever try to give me a heart attack again!"

"Explain yourself right now! I'm am still senior Sith Master and you will obey!"

"Heil Hitler!" I mock Nazi saluted. "Alright! I confess! James and I are, er…" I turned to James. "What are we?"

"Lovers?"

I glared at him. "Not quite…but close enough."

James kissed me again to shut me up. Happy I am.

Unfortunately it was at this point Erik chose to show up.

"What do you think you're doing with that pirate?"

I stopped kissing James to say, "Snogging." And then went back to it.

"What does that mean?" I heard him ask Maul.

"Kissing. It's slang. Don't ask."

"Right. But why are they?"

"That is what I'm trying to find out. But they keep kissing." Maul replied.

James groaned and stopped kissing me…I feel alone…even though I'm not…

"Warious and I have been seeing each other for a year now. And during that time we decided we feel more than just being friends. Is that enough of an answer for you?"

I looked from Maul's face to Erik's mask. "It really is disturbing to know the two people I consider to be my big brothers are watching me kiss someone."

"You should have considered thinking about that before you kissed him!" Maul snapped.

Erik looked from Maul to me, and then shrugged. "She's old enough to make her own decisions. Let's go." And he pulled Maul out of my room. Literally.

"Well…" I said turning back to James. "That was interesting."

"I wish he had just settled with the shocked stupor." Hook replied shaking his head. Then he noticed his shirt and claw was off. "Hey! I don't remember taking my shirt off last night!"

I grinned evilly at him, "That's because I did."

"Ah." And then went back to kissing.

E.r.i.k.

That had to have been the strangest thing I have ever seen her do. But as I pointed out to Monsieur Maul, she is old enough to make her own decisions. By why, I ask you, with a pirate? She has always been odd.

After Warious and that pirate came and ate breakfast, Warious brought us outside to see this 'House of Horror' she and Maul had built a few years ago.

Inside contained nothing one would find 'scary', but clearly there were some who found obsessive cleaning people very disconcerting. My FACE is more frightening then this Martha Stewart. To which Warious replied, "You are normal in comparison with these people. Look at this exhibit for example." She pointed out a very pale woman with black hair and an unusually thin nose. When I told her that was all I saw, Maul, who was behind me started coughing.

"That isn't a woman Erik. That's Michael Jackson."

Mon Deiu! What has the world come to?

After Warious explained this Jackson person she brought me into a darkened room. She then told me, "In here you will face your greatest fears." Strapped me to a chair 'For my own good' and left closing the door behind her.

It was dark for a little bit before Warious' words started to make sense. I saw a vision before me that has only haunted me in my dreams. But it felt so real this time.

W.a.r.i.o.u.s.

Erik didn't want to share what he was afraid of or how he felt so I'm wrapping this up for him. Erik came out a bit worse for wear but mentally stable. I was tempted to throw James in there but I told everyone present what his greatest fear was so it really wasn't necessary. Every one remembers the crocodile from Neverland? That's his fear. Everyone who's ever seen Peter Pan or read the book will have known this of course, but some haven't, therefore the explanation.

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Warious: Reviews…I love Reviews! Thank you to my one and currently only reviewer, SimplyElymas, for taking pity on my plight and nearly review-less story. I appreciate it!

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