Takanoru- I usually don't like to write EdEnvy but this is and exception because it is also RoyEd.When I wrote this, it was over 200 words so I had to tweak it a lot. Don't worry, I left the fluff alone. Enjoy!

Pocket Watch

(Words 199)

"Where the hell did it go! It couldn't have just disappeared! I need my-"

"Hello my chibi-san," an all-too-familiar voice said.

Ed glared at the homunculus sitting in the window in the room he shared with Roy. He was holding the watch Ed had been looking for.

"You…"

"You never know when I might show up. That's what I love about our relationship, it's unpredictable," he said.

"We don't have a relationship, now give me my damn watch before my boyfriend gets pissed that I'm late."

"You're cheating on me! Well, if you want your precious back, give me something I want."

"No."

"Your boyfriend's waiting."

"…"

"You're taking too long."

Envy moved quickly toward Ed and pressed his lips against Ed's. He shoved his tongue into Ed's mouth and searched inside for a few moments. He broke away and grinned.

"Until next time," and he stuffed the watch into Ed's pocket and bounded out of the window.

Ed grimaced and pulled out the watch. He opened it to see the inside of it spotless.

Roy's watch.

Ed sighed. "All of that for nothing. Now I need something to get that disgusting taste out of my mouth."

Takanoru- Poor Ed. If you didn't get the watch thing, remember that Ed engraved the date he and Al burnt down their house on the inside of his watch. Time for responses!

Kaviopi- thankies! thinking up ways to destroy paperwork is fun. It's like setting homework on fire.

FireanIce- thanx! I live on chicken flavored ramen. In fact, I have an entire shelf full of chicken flavored ramen. Sad, I know, but I don't go hungry before dinner.

Kyoki Hinote- thanky! First of all, no he didn't dream that Ed drowned himself. You know how Roy hates the rain and how it gets his gloves wet which means no spark? He was supposed to come home and find everything soaked (nothing could catch on fire) and blame Ed for playing a joke on him. I should have been clearer on that…