Takanoru- We are nearing the end! This is drabble #44 out of 50. This is also #3 in the "What Roy does with his Paperwork when Hawkeye's not Looking" series. Enjoy!

What Roy Does with His Paperwork when Hawkeye's Not Looking #3

There was a knock on Roy's office door.

"Come in."

"Here's some more paperwork, sir," Hawkeye said as she dropped a large stack of paper onto the desk. Roy stared at it for a moment then sighed.

"You better get to work if you want to finish these by tonight."

"I guess you're right…" Roy said as he pulled out a pen. Riza turned to leave and felt something hit the back of her head. She turned and glared at Roy.

"What did I do!" he asked.

She looked down at the floor. There was nothing there.

"Nothing. Sorry, sir," she replied and left the room.

Roy glared at his tiny lover who had remained silent on the couch the entire time.

"You could have gotten me killed, Ed!"

"You're fine, aren't you? Anyway, I had three sheets of paperwork in that ball, so that's extra points. Since you weren't killed by my awesome shot, let's agree on six points for that one."

"Fine, but don't forget that I made one into the trashcan from across the room."

"Sure, but I knocked Havoc's cigarette out of his mouth and the ball still went into the trashcan, so I win."

"Win what?"

"You."

"You already have me."

"Oh yeah, then take me out to dinner."

"Do you want to leave now?"

"Wouldn't Hawkeye notice?"

"Of course, so we'll just leave her a note." Roy grabbed a piece of paperwork and turned it over. The message read, 'Riza- took Ed out to dinner, see you tomorrow. –Roy'.

"When I get shot tomorrow, Ed, just know that it will be your fault."

Takanoru- Yeah, I know it's over my 199 word limit, but I like it the way it is. Time for reviews! (Yes, I got my hot chocolate, I am happy now.)

HARU is my LOVELY- haha! CUPCAKE! Yay, I'm glad you like!I am proud of you Hannah, you know that XD

John Locke- thank you! I love reading angst more than writing it (you're not the only odd one) I see how Riza and Havoc could be together. Thanks! I shall keep on going! And about Ed, he should have folded he was just being cocky (surprise, surprise)

Fading wind- I'm glad you're loving these. Bathe in the fluff!

Neo Diji- Thanks! Yes, yes! –glomps- I forgive you! XD It is a little hard for me to keep under my limit, but if I go over and I like it, it stays. RoyEd dessert is muuuuuch better.

Handmaiden of Foamy- I will say it again, I solemnly swear that I will not "kill" or mention Maes Hughes' death (in the collection of drabbles) again. I don't think any of us can take that again.

Kyoki Hinote- haha! I see we have some here (including me) that don't really like Winry or Riza. I guess I'll have to kill Winry before I end my drabbles.