Disclaimer: As I have said numerous times before, I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, Yuu Watase has that pleasure. I'm also redoing the OVAs with Jade in them. Also, I call them OVAs 1, 2, and 3 instead of Oni and Eikoden. I'm starting the first one where Tamahome falls into the book again.
OVA 1: Part One
Lost Bonds
Tamahome found himself laying on the ground. As he got up, he realized that he was in the capital of Konan. "Woah... It's been a while since I've been here! I have to go say hi to the others!" He began making his way to the palace. On the way, he saw two children playing, a boy and a girl. The girl had a stick, while the boy had a fan made out of paper. "Rekka Shin'en! I'm Tasuki! C'mon Jade!" The little boy with the fan cried happily. The girl laughed and ran off with him. Tamahome's eyes widened. 'They're pretending to be Tasuki and Jade...I wonder how they're doing...and His Majesty...Of course! Emporess Houki!' He ran to the palace.
He was stopped outside by some gaurds. "A warrior of Suzaku, huh?!" "Yeah, I came to talk to Emporess Houki and Emporer Hotohori's son! I'm Tamahome!"
"Tamahome?! One of Emporer Saihitei's companions? One of the Suzaku Seven?!" They brought him to the throne room, where a young boy was seated. He got up excitedly. "Come in! You are most welcome here!" One of his attendants tried to stop him, but the boy brushed right past him. "I've heard all about you and the other warriors and how you all saved Konan! And how Tamahome travelled into the other world! You look just like the legends say you do!" Tamahome bowed his head. "Emporer Boushin..." The boy laughed. "Celestial Warrior, my name is Gyoshiku. Boushin was my grandfather." The dark haired seishi looked up. "Grandfather?!" "Yes. Emporer Saihitei...the warrior Hotohori...was my great-grandfather."
"T-that much time has passed? Your Highness, how long has it been since then?!" Gyoshiku replied "Emporer Saihitei died 50 years ago..." The young Prince led Tamahome to the Shrine of Suzaku, where a small alter was set up in front of the statue of Suzaku. "This is where we keep the holy relics of the Warriors of Suzaku!" Gyoshiku said proudly. Tamahome looked at the alter carefully. A beautiful sword, the Sword of Suzaku, was set into the alter, and the iron tessan was open behind it. Two golden rings and an emerald ring were on a cord wrapped aound the hilt of the sword. The Holy Sword of Hotohori lay in it's sheath flat on the alter, a scroll and jar placed in front of it. A set of bracelets lay there also, and Chichiri's staff was set in the floor right behind the alter. Meomories of Chichiri, Tasuki, Jade, Mitsukake, Chiriko, Nuriko, and Hotohori filled his head as he stared at their weapons and keepsakes. He walked slowly up the stairs to the enterence of the shrine, and was about to step inside when a blast of red light hit him and knocked him back. The stunned Emporer whirled around, his eyes full of angry tears. "Who are you?! You are not the Suzaku Warrior Tamahome! You used the Suzaku name! YOU IMPOSTER!!!" Tamahome looked up, extremely confused. "I-Imposter? Me?!" The gaurds dragged him to the dungeons, where they beat him. "You will never hurt the Emporer again!" The head gaurd yelled as he threw him onto the ground outside of the city, where he was left, covered with cuts and bruises.
Later, once his wounds had healed, he started to wander the land, looking for help to get back to Miaka. As the days passed, he wondered why the shrine had refused him enterence. After all, he was the Suzaku seishi Tamahome. He tried to approach Mt. Taikyoku, but all he saw were barren cliffs. "TAI-ITSKUN!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!" he tried to yell over the wind. Suddenly, a young woman stepped out of the shadows. Her long pink hair fluttered as she said quietly "I've been waiting for you...Nakago..." Tamahome stood and stared at her in disbelief. "Nakago?!?"
OMAKE
Jade: Yay! Omake!
neokosazume: [Bops her on head with tessan] Get on with it!
[...]- actions or emotions ...- Scene change
Fushigi Yuugi Rest and Relaxation Bus Trip: Part 1 Seiryu Bus
Ashitare: [Howling on roof of bus]
Nakago: [annoyed] Soi, can you do something about Ashitare?
Soi: [Sucked up against Nakago, cheesy smile, snaps fingers]
Ashitare: [Hit by lightning]
Others: [Sweatdrop]
Tetsuya: Why do I have to drive THIS bus!
Yui: [coy smile] I'm sorry for dragging you along!
Tetsuya: [flush] O-oh, don't worry about it! I have to protect you from that teenage leach, don't I? (A.N. This is one of my favorite parts)
Suboshi: Who are you calling a teenage leach?! Rejoice Meteor Balls, soon you will taste blood again!
Yui: [hides a cringing Tetsuya] Stop that Suboshi! I'll tell your agent on you!
Suboshi: Hmph. Chill out Wendy... Geez, they coulda sent us on a more exotic vacation, instead of some hot springs out in the boonies! [Freezes, ducks as chi blast flies over his head.
Tetsuya: Hey! Don't fire life force blasts on the bus!
Nakago: Making derigatory comments about the northern Kantou region is deplorable!
Directors: Hey Jack! You missed that word again! It's DERROGATORY, not DERIGATORY!
Nakago: [Looks over script} Oh, sorry. Tomo: [Reading letter] Good job on all your work this year. Relax and enjoy yourself at this lovely hot spring and resort! Signed:
Bandai, Yomiko, Shogakukan, TX, and Movic. Well, that certainly is kind of them.
Miboshi: ?! What about Studio Pierrot?
Tomo: Their producer's too cheap. [both laugh]
Suboshi: So, if they paid for us, then that means they paid for those Suzaku idiots too. Yui: [Puzzled] Hey Suboshi, where's Amiboshi? Shouldn't he be on here with us?
Soi: You kidding?! He's probably on the other bus with those losers because he fits in better with them. Yui: [Rolls up Suboshi's sleeve] I've got an idea.
Suboshi: Lady Yui, not in front of all of them!
Yui: [Sweatdrop} Not that, you moron!
Suzaku Bus
Nuriko: [Singing] ...we fall completely apart... Okay! Folks thank you so much for coming out today! Now, for that hit song that topped the character vocal hit chart!
[Tasuki, Jade, Chichiri, and Mitsukake all cringing]
Chichiri: That's enough, no da!
Tasuki: It was dumb luck he topped us, Jade! Our duet was a hell of a lot better than this song!
Jade: [Annoyed] Well duh. A dying cat sounds better than this...our next cd will leave him in the dust!
Mitsukake: I'll release three more cds than all of you!
Chi/Tas/Jad: [Sweatdrop as he towers over them]
Mitsukake: Oh, you think you're better than me, huh?! [begins strangling Chichiri]
Chiriko: Jade.
Jade: Chiriko, what's wrong?
Chiriko:[Pulls face] I feel sick.
All: WHAT!
Tasuki: Are you sure!
Chichiri: Hold it in!
Mitsukake: [Tries to heal him] [Doesn't work]
Keisuke: [Annoyed]
Chiriko: [Pops up beside him] Can you help me?
Keisuke: NO!!!! Get away from me!
Chiriko: [Sob] You're all so mean!
Nuriko: Hey people, I'm singing here!
Tasuki/Jade: SHUT UP ALREADY!
[Tamahome and Miaka in back of bus, staring dreamily at each other]
Miaka: Tamahome.
Tamahome: Miaka.
Miaka: Tamahome.
Tamahome: Miaka.
Miaka: Tamahome.
Tamahome: Miaka.
Jade: [disgusted] Ewwwww... Thank Kami we don't do that, huh, Fangs?
Tasuki: Exactly!
[Look at each other, then begin making out]
Amiboshi: [Flinches]
Hotohori: Amiboshi, what's wrong?
Amiboshi: I just got a message from Suboshi! Wait a sec, it's from Yui! "What the hell are you doing over there with those losers?! You will be sorry..."
Chichiri: That's doesn't sound good.
Jade/Tasuki: [look back, dazed]
Jade: Ehhhhhhh!
Hotohori: [Sweatdrop] I will never understand her.
Tasuki: All right! Let's write 'em an answer! [Grabs Amiboshi's arm]
Amiboshi: Hey, watch it!
Seiryu Bus
Suboshi: Look! They're giving us a long reply!
Yui: [Reading] I like being here on this bus because I get to hang out with Tasuki. Not only is he awesome, he has the hottest girlfriend ever...
Suzaku Bus
Jade: [Just taken over for Tasuki] She's also smart, funny, a fantastic singer.
Amiboshi: {Shows her his hand] Jade, they know it's you.
[Says 'Did you come up with that on your own, Carrot Top, or did the prodigy help you make it up]
Jade: [Turns scarlet]
Tasuki: [Laughing his head off]
Jade: [Starts beating him w/ tessan] You're a redhead too, ya moron!
Seiryu Bus
Suboshi. [On stomach, crying out in pain]
Yui: Stop moving, Suboshi!
Tomo: How dare they call me a cackling homo! The gay guy on their team even wrote this!
Suboshi: I have nothing to do with it, don't blame me!
Suzaku Bus
Tamahome: [Looking at Amiboshi's back, glowing red, hair standing on end]
Tasuki: [Laughing hysterically w/ Jade] Look! They know your childhood nickname!
Amiboshi: [Sweatdrop] Tamahome, it's not my fault! Don't take it out on me!!!
Seiryu Bus
[All fume about comments other bus is making]
Miboshi: Hey Nakago! Tamahome wants to know how much fan mail you get!
Nakago: [Starts glowing blue]
Yui: [Sweatdrop] Shit...he shouldn't have said that.
Soi: Why does he need fans? He has me!
Miboshi: [Mono sweatdrop] I don't think he feels that way.
Nakago: [Pulls out nail] Suboshi: No, Nakago! Don't do this! NOOOOOOOO!!!
End of Part One
Sorry this chapter is so short...it's really boring, there's nothing to say. So...sayonara!
OVA 1: Part One
Lost Bonds
Tamahome found himself laying on the ground. As he got up, he realized that he was in the capital of Konan. "Woah... It's been a while since I've been here! I have to go say hi to the others!" He began making his way to the palace. On the way, he saw two children playing, a boy and a girl. The girl had a stick, while the boy had a fan made out of paper. "Rekka Shin'en! I'm Tasuki! C'mon Jade!" The little boy with the fan cried happily. The girl laughed and ran off with him. Tamahome's eyes widened. 'They're pretending to be Tasuki and Jade...I wonder how they're doing...and His Majesty...Of course! Emporess Houki!' He ran to the palace.
He was stopped outside by some gaurds. "A warrior of Suzaku, huh?!" "Yeah, I came to talk to Emporess Houki and Emporer Hotohori's son! I'm Tamahome!"
"Tamahome?! One of Emporer Saihitei's companions? One of the Suzaku Seven?!" They brought him to the throne room, where a young boy was seated. He got up excitedly. "Come in! You are most welcome here!" One of his attendants tried to stop him, but the boy brushed right past him. "I've heard all about you and the other warriors and how you all saved Konan! And how Tamahome travelled into the other world! You look just like the legends say you do!" Tamahome bowed his head. "Emporer Boushin..." The boy laughed. "Celestial Warrior, my name is Gyoshiku. Boushin was my grandfather." The dark haired seishi looked up. "Grandfather?!" "Yes. Emporer Saihitei...the warrior Hotohori...was my great-grandfather."
"T-that much time has passed? Your Highness, how long has it been since then?!" Gyoshiku replied "Emporer Saihitei died 50 years ago..." The young Prince led Tamahome to the Shrine of Suzaku, where a small alter was set up in front of the statue of Suzaku. "This is where we keep the holy relics of the Warriors of Suzaku!" Gyoshiku said proudly. Tamahome looked at the alter carefully. A beautiful sword, the Sword of Suzaku, was set into the alter, and the iron tessan was open behind it. Two golden rings and an emerald ring were on a cord wrapped aound the hilt of the sword. The Holy Sword of Hotohori lay in it's sheath flat on the alter, a scroll and jar placed in front of it. A set of bracelets lay there also, and Chichiri's staff was set in the floor right behind the alter. Meomories of Chichiri, Tasuki, Jade, Mitsukake, Chiriko, Nuriko, and Hotohori filled his head as he stared at their weapons and keepsakes. He walked slowly up the stairs to the enterence of the shrine, and was about to step inside when a blast of red light hit him and knocked him back. The stunned Emporer whirled around, his eyes full of angry tears. "Who are you?! You are not the Suzaku Warrior Tamahome! You used the Suzaku name! YOU IMPOSTER!!!" Tamahome looked up, extremely confused. "I-Imposter? Me?!" The gaurds dragged him to the dungeons, where they beat him. "You will never hurt the Emporer again!" The head gaurd yelled as he threw him onto the ground outside of the city, where he was left, covered with cuts and bruises.
Later, once his wounds had healed, he started to wander the land, looking for help to get back to Miaka. As the days passed, he wondered why the shrine had refused him enterence. After all, he was the Suzaku seishi Tamahome. He tried to approach Mt. Taikyoku, but all he saw were barren cliffs. "TAI-ITSKUN!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!" he tried to yell over the wind. Suddenly, a young woman stepped out of the shadows. Her long pink hair fluttered as she said quietly "I've been waiting for you...Nakago..." Tamahome stood and stared at her in disbelief. "Nakago?!?"
OMAKE
Jade: Yay! Omake!
neokosazume: [Bops her on head with tessan] Get on with it!
[...]- actions or emotions ...- Scene change
Fushigi Yuugi Rest and Relaxation Bus Trip: Part 1 Seiryu Bus
Ashitare: [Howling on roof of bus]
Nakago: [annoyed] Soi, can you do something about Ashitare?
Soi: [Sucked up against Nakago, cheesy smile, snaps fingers]
Ashitare: [Hit by lightning]
Others: [Sweatdrop]
Tetsuya: Why do I have to drive THIS bus!
Yui: [coy smile] I'm sorry for dragging you along!
Tetsuya: [flush] O-oh, don't worry about it! I have to protect you from that teenage leach, don't I? (A.N. This is one of my favorite parts)
Suboshi: Who are you calling a teenage leach?! Rejoice Meteor Balls, soon you will taste blood again!
Yui: [hides a cringing Tetsuya] Stop that Suboshi! I'll tell your agent on you!
Suboshi: Hmph. Chill out Wendy... Geez, they coulda sent us on a more exotic vacation, instead of some hot springs out in the boonies! [Freezes, ducks as chi blast flies over his head.
Tetsuya: Hey! Don't fire life force blasts on the bus!
Nakago: Making derigatory comments about the northern Kantou region is deplorable!
Directors: Hey Jack! You missed that word again! It's DERROGATORY, not DERIGATORY!
Nakago: [Looks over script} Oh, sorry. Tomo: [Reading letter] Good job on all your work this year. Relax and enjoy yourself at this lovely hot spring and resort! Signed:
Bandai, Yomiko, Shogakukan, TX, and Movic. Well, that certainly is kind of them.
Miboshi: ?! What about Studio Pierrot?
Tomo: Their producer's too cheap. [both laugh]
Suboshi: So, if they paid for us, then that means they paid for those Suzaku idiots too. Yui: [Puzzled] Hey Suboshi, where's Amiboshi? Shouldn't he be on here with us?
Soi: You kidding?! He's probably on the other bus with those losers because he fits in better with them. Yui: [Rolls up Suboshi's sleeve] I've got an idea.
Suboshi: Lady Yui, not in front of all of them!
Yui: [Sweatdrop} Not that, you moron!
Suzaku Bus
Nuriko: [Singing] ...we fall completely apart... Okay! Folks thank you so much for coming out today! Now, for that hit song that topped the character vocal hit chart!
[Tasuki, Jade, Chichiri, and Mitsukake all cringing]
Chichiri: That's enough, no da!
Tasuki: It was dumb luck he topped us, Jade! Our duet was a hell of a lot better than this song!
Jade: [Annoyed] Well duh. A dying cat sounds better than this...our next cd will leave him in the dust!
Mitsukake: I'll release three more cds than all of you!
Chi/Tas/Jad: [Sweatdrop as he towers over them]
Mitsukake: Oh, you think you're better than me, huh?! [begins strangling Chichiri]
Chiriko: Jade.
Jade: Chiriko, what's wrong?
Chiriko:[Pulls face] I feel sick.
All: WHAT!
Tasuki: Are you sure!
Chichiri: Hold it in!
Mitsukake: [Tries to heal him] [Doesn't work]
Keisuke: [Annoyed]
Chiriko: [Pops up beside him] Can you help me?
Keisuke: NO!!!! Get away from me!
Chiriko: [Sob] You're all so mean!
Nuriko: Hey people, I'm singing here!
Tasuki/Jade: SHUT UP ALREADY!
[Tamahome and Miaka in back of bus, staring dreamily at each other]
Miaka: Tamahome.
Tamahome: Miaka.
Miaka: Tamahome.
Tamahome: Miaka.
Miaka: Tamahome.
Tamahome: Miaka.
Jade: [disgusted] Ewwwww... Thank Kami we don't do that, huh, Fangs?
Tasuki: Exactly!
[Look at each other, then begin making out]
Amiboshi: [Flinches]
Hotohori: Amiboshi, what's wrong?
Amiboshi: I just got a message from Suboshi! Wait a sec, it's from Yui! "What the hell are you doing over there with those losers?! You will be sorry..."
Chichiri: That's doesn't sound good.
Jade/Tasuki: [look back, dazed]
Jade: Ehhhhhhh!
Hotohori: [Sweatdrop] I will never understand her.
Tasuki: All right! Let's write 'em an answer! [Grabs Amiboshi's arm]
Amiboshi: Hey, watch it!
Seiryu Bus
Suboshi: Look! They're giving us a long reply!
Yui: [Reading] I like being here on this bus because I get to hang out with Tasuki. Not only is he awesome, he has the hottest girlfriend ever...
Suzaku Bus
Jade: [Just taken over for Tasuki] She's also smart, funny, a fantastic singer.
Amiboshi: {Shows her his hand] Jade, they know it's you.
[Says 'Did you come up with that on your own, Carrot Top, or did the prodigy help you make it up]
Jade: [Turns scarlet]
Tasuki: [Laughing his head off]
Jade: [Starts beating him w/ tessan] You're a redhead too, ya moron!
Seiryu Bus
Suboshi. [On stomach, crying out in pain]
Yui: Stop moving, Suboshi!
Tomo: How dare they call me a cackling homo! The gay guy on their team even wrote this!
Suboshi: I have nothing to do with it, don't blame me!
Suzaku Bus
Tamahome: [Looking at Amiboshi's back, glowing red, hair standing on end]
Tasuki: [Laughing hysterically w/ Jade] Look! They know your childhood nickname!
Amiboshi: [Sweatdrop] Tamahome, it's not my fault! Don't take it out on me!!!
Seiryu Bus
[All fume about comments other bus is making]
Miboshi: Hey Nakago! Tamahome wants to know how much fan mail you get!
Nakago: [Starts glowing blue]
Yui: [Sweatdrop] Shit...he shouldn't have said that.
Soi: Why does he need fans? He has me!
Miboshi: [Mono sweatdrop] I don't think he feels that way.
Nakago: [Pulls out nail] Suboshi: No, Nakago! Don't do this! NOOOOOOOO!!!
End of Part One
Sorry this chapter is so short...it's really boring, there's nothing to say. So...sayonara!