Disclaimer- I still own nothing but the shoes on my feet and the twisted logic in my head. American idiot belongs to green day and harry potter to J.k. Rowling. This story and the concept of fusing the two? Well that's all me.

"So lets get going if we are going to be going," I sighed, sticking my hands into the pockets of the blue pinstripe pants I was wearing. Breakfast was over and the dishes sat in the sink, waiting to be washed. We were all just slightly buzzed, all being Peter, Sirius, and myself as Remus was drinking orange juice. Self-righteous Prat.

"Weres we a going again James?" Peter slurred. Honestly he needs to figure out how to pace himself he had at least 4 beers, and we couldn't have been up more then 2 hours yet. Because Wormtail is a stupid drunk, not that everyone doesn't lose a few IQ points when they get wasted but he's overly stupid. That and he can't hold his liquor.

"Diagon Alley" I replied calmly. I've been the guy's friend for over 8 years I was used to his stupid repetitive questions. "Padfoot bet you 7 galleons Wormtail loses his breakfast after we floo," I whispered to Sirius. Hey like I said I'd been the guy's friend for over 8 years.

"You're on," black said shaking my hand.

"Oh okay, Diagon-agon Alley, right what we doing there again?" Peter really has an amazing impression of a deer caught in the headlights that has got to be said. He deserves the effing wizard actor of the year award.

"Not that I don't love standing around doing nothing, but can we hurry things along? We have a lot to do today, especially if we wish to... what was it you said Padfoot? 'Meet and greet our people?" Remus spoke as the voice of reason, as he always does. Or maybe he was the voice of sobriety I'm not really sure.

"Right then Tally Ho!" I said for no real reason marching over to the fireplace, Sirius right along side of me

"You did not just say 'Tally Ho' in real life." Remus sighed and grabbed Peter by the arm "Come along Wormtail we are flooing now."

"Are we?"

"Yes indeed we are and here have a breath mint" Remus grimaced as he handed Peter a peppermint frog.

"It jumps!"

"Yes indeed it does," Remus rolled his eyes at Sirius and me. Peter has always been kind of like the kid brother we humor and allow to hang around with us. He is always the target of bullies from other houses, so it gives us a good excuse to put whatever new hex were working on to practice.

"OK off we go." I took a pinch of the floo powder and threw it into the... empty fireplace.

"Nice one," Sirius commented looking vaguely impressed, at my Complete and utter lack of common sense that is. Then he started laughing his arse off, yet again he seems to do this on a pretty regular basis.

"Guess it would help if there was a fire going now wouldn't it?" I ask grabbing the matches off the mantle. "Damn not being able to use magic outside of school" I rolled my eyes and lit a match and dropped it into the fireplace. "OK so I'm not a boy scout but this will do," I mutter looking at the pathetic little fire.

"Its fine," Remus said sympathetically. I laughed at the sheer stupidity of the situation and I saw a smile turning the corners of my friend's mouth. Remus attempted to look serious for a few more seconds and then gave up and joined Sirius in laughing. Peter who was pissed three sheets to the wind was oblivious to the situation.

" Diagon Alley!" I choked out while still laughing at my own mistake and in a whoosh ((a/n yes I have kickin sound effects, are you not jealous?)) I was off.

I feel hard on the floor of the leaky cauldron. That's one thing that sucks about flooing; you fall down a lot when you do it. I hate falling on my face and looking stupid really I do, but I seem to have a knack for it. Being tall seems to do that to people; you lose control over your limbs and fall own for no reason, or you trip over passing ladybugs. Damn ladybugs. But Flooing is the only way I can get around during the summer, so it seems falling out of fireplaces on my face is my life on Holiday.

"All right let's get going, first place we need to go is Flourish and Blots," Remus was behind me as I got myself up and brushed myself off.

"No first place we're going is where ever she is going," Sirius said pointing past my head at a Ravenclaw 6th year I knew by the name of Margie.

"She's friends with Lily," I said calmly.

"Do you think about anything in that thick skull of yours besides Lily Evens?" Sirius asked exasperated hitting me upside the head.

"As a matter a fact I do, I think about snogging Lily and shagging her and I think about my hair and Quidditch so there," I counted off the things on my fingers and then stuck my tongue out at Sirius.

"Far too much information there Prongs, I mean come off it snogging and shagging EVENS? That's like talking about my grandmother" Sirius made a face like he had just been force fed lemon juice.

"Love the fact that you've thought about your grandmother in that way."

"Have not!"

"Then how do you know it's like Evens?"

"Shut the fuck up Prongs!"

"You fancy her or something Padfoot?" Remus asked, talking about Margie.

"Naw I'd just like to shag her till her ears bleed is all, I don't really fancy her or nothing," he shrugged and then turned to look at her again. "Hey we did she go?"

"Speaking of go, did Peter ever make it through the fireplace?" I asked suddenly aware of him not being there.

"Uhhh.. I guess not," said Sirius looking around.

"Oh well he's safer at home anyway," I said with a shrug. "Come on lets go Mingle with the commoners."

"Commoners? Prongs you are not a king" Remus sighed into his hand.

"Correction I am a king, the king of Quidditch and every girls' heart at hogwarts" I puffed my chest out importantly and ran a hand through my hair.

"Every girl except those who you have broken their hearts, oh and Evens," Sirius poked me in the stomach and I hit him over the head as we made our way through the pub.

"Those who do not love me are lesbians, well with the exception Lily."

"Why you two are my best friends, I will never know," Remus was trying to hide a few paces away from us as if everyone didn't know he was our Moony.

"Because you love us so," Sirius pounced back and pulled Remus into a bear hug.

"Yes I love you guys, now please I can't… breath!" he cried in a slightly choked voice

"Oh sorry about that."

"Never mind it Padfoot. Never mind it at all I'll get you back once I have my wand in hand, don't you worry."

"Damn…"

So we continued walking down the street to Flourish and Blots when we met a most fowl, evil despicable, nasty, disagreeable chap.

"Joy, just who I wanted to see, Snivellus," I sneered, Severus Snape, the most disgusting Slytherin worm ever to crawl above the ground.

"Oh great, it is the golden foursome, missing a member it seems," Snape sneered his lip curling in either disgust or joy, I'm not really sure.

"Snivellus the word foursome implies we are all having sex together, not that your virginal mind would know this," Sirius sighed, "and now that we have made your acquaintance we must- what the hell James?" I grabbed his arm.

"Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! Evens she actually, holy sugared gumdrops," I was babbling, never a good sign.

"What are you talking about Prongs?" Sirius looked at me.

"EVENS DAMN IT!" I said it a little to loud. "Come on we gotta follow her!"

"But we have to get the school stuff James, think logically," Remus started, but I was already gone.

"Here we go again, 7 galleons says he makes an arse of himself," Sirius said elbowing Remus in the ribs.

"Padfoot I've known James for over 8 years, that's not a fair bet." hey like I said when you know a guy you know what bets your going to lose with.

But hey this is just us having a good time; it's all fun and games until the hangover right?

A/n-ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BETA READ THE NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE PLEASE E-MAIL ME! I HAVE No CONCEPT OF GRAMMAR AND I CAN'T SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE.

CaptainOats+PrincessSparkle- yeah I believe all of that to. I'm a big fan of the "fight club" train of thinking that Jesus turns into jimmy" I also know that the characters have a lot of insecurities. I'm just using artistic license, and this is an idea that I thought of at about 3 in the morning after a sever panic attack (don't ask) after I get finished with the AI story I'm going to just pull other green day songs in and use them as story lines, like Pulling teeth, church on Sunday, redundant ect ect. It's not really an AI/HP crossover as much as it is a green day crossover. Glomps thankies for the review though! I do hope you'll enjoy the story, even with it's plot/character development flaws XD.

caitiethelioness- I guess I should look into putting it in a higher rating, sorry about that. Do you know anyone whom can beta read it for me? My friend is apparently doing a suck arse job. I'm sorry if I burned your retains or something with my poor grasp of the English language.

Da idoit- will do don't worry XD

Jamie Leigh- I'm glad I had a decent idea for once

Enderfan- lol must love the green day references no?

Gone-Goonie- rock on! What other bands you into? I'll see if they can't get a little hot time in this story XD

Erm- omfg is right

Greengrl- can do will do done