First of to all who are waiting for Kai vs. Kiona, I will be continuing that later in a few days, I just need to get my plot sorted out.

Hogwarts: The final year

Get your BUTT BACK in SCHOOL!

Everything had suddenly become even more interesting (if possible) after Hogwarts closed down this summer (for obvious reasons) as the Hogwart's staff and some of the members of the order fought with the ministry to keep Hogwarts open. And now after 4 gruelling weeks of constant 'formal' arguments, as they liked to call it, and days of countless rumoured controversies, they had finally agreed that Hogwarts is to be reopened. The Ministry finally allowed this with agreeing the argument that young wizards needed to be trained somewhere to prepare them for the war now being fought with dear Voldi and what better place than Hogwarts? Of course, the Ministry had some conditions such as the security of the school would be severely increased as all of the children will be closely supervised, Hogmades trips will be little to none, studies would be a lot tougher especially DADA, and also more awareness will be spread among the 6th and the 7th year students, about the 'big threat'.

All students where informed immediately to prepare since only 1 ½ weeks where left.

And all students where happy to oblige with the exception on a certain boy-who-lived, who was inconveniently situated in 12 Grimwarld (sp?) place, looking for god-knows-what in the Black family tree, when-

BANG!

"Shouldn't you be preparing for school?" came a female voice behind him.

Startled, Harry acted on reflexes as he quickly withdrew his wand and shouted, "EXPELLIARMUS!"

"Shield!" shouted the voice as it deflected the spell. "Look Harry, I'm not here to harm you, just to take you back to school," explained the intruder.

Meanwhile, Harry took a double-take on the figure in front of him. It was a girl his age, about 5'8" (and inch and a half shorter than him), with dark brown eyes, thick ebony hair that reached her lower back (it was in a low pony tail), fair bronze/golden skin, well toned and had dark grey metallic framed glasses (square-ish). She was modestly pretty with Prussian features. Although she wasn't drop-dead gorgeous, she wasn't ugly either, Harry stated her as average. She was wearing black jeans that flared a little at the bottom and a loos black t-shirt with the picture of what looked like a very simplistic attempt of drawing a 2d animated angry squirrel and had "Zen of anger" written in purple.

(A/N: I have that shirt, it's from a site called and it has these really cool sadistic cartoons of crazy squirrels living in the human world. It's really cool, you should go on it! It will corrupt your brain…)

"Now I would like you to pack your bags and come with me," she said as she gestured for him to go up-stairs.

"Who are you? And how am I even to trust you? How do I know you're not a Death Eater?"

"Smart boy… well I'm defiantly not one of Voldi's minions. Never had the taste for sadistic, evil, dark lords. Besides you could ask McGonagall she'll tell you,"

"Well, you couldn't be one; you just made fun of him… wait! Voldi? Heh never thought of that one…. Anyway, why do you want me to come back to school?"

"Duh! So you can finish your 'education',"

"Rolls his eyes Sorry got more important things to do"

"Like finding the rest of the horcruxes? Well what if I told you that you could find a clue to where it is in Hogwarts?"

"What!"

"Now if you come with me, your thirst for knowledge on this subject will be quenched. Anyway, hurry up! We have a long journey ahead of us,"

"Nope, still not coming"

"Urr… I don't have time for this…. Harry you will come with me and you willget your BUTT BACK in SCHOOL!" with that she closed he eyes and muttered something and then everything went black for Harry…

HARRY POV

And now I'm here, tied up in the back of a Vauxhall Astra and unable to reach my wand because guess who has it? Yup! It's that girl, and apparently she's going to drag me to Hogwarts (quite literally if I don't stop nagging her soon) weather I like it or not. And this is the last thing I need right now.

Oh! And did I mention that I finally found-out her name? It's Kiona Lenex Fog. Cool name huh? Of course I didn't tell her that. She's also pretty funny in a sadistic way, but I didn't tell her that either…

Apparently she's first taking me to her house which she tells me is in Manchester, so yeah, the trip will take another 3 hours (we had been on the road since the last 3 hours so… hehe).

Anyway, I had been nagging her about, well, everything really. And I think I'm getting to her, though it's kind of hard to tell as I can't see her face.

"You know, you could just leave me at the burrow, at least I'll be with someone I actually like to hang around…" I said.

"Oh that hurt Harry, truly," she replied with a mocking chuckle.

"So seriously, why do I have to stay at your house?"

"Because Harry, I have higher orders from the Ministry, McGonagall and of course the order. Trust me; I don't like keeping intolerable brats in my house as much as the next person."

"Oh that makes me feel so wanted,"

"Doesn't it?" she smirked.

We were silent for a moment when I just realised something.

"Hay! How come they made you responsible for me? You must be my age at most," I exclaimed. Yeah I know what you're thinking. I'm slow, I know… you should have realised that by now! You guys have been reading about me for so long! Ahem moving on…

"Took you long enough. sigh Well I really don't know how to answer that on…. Well lest just say it's a long story and I'll tell you once you get to Hogwarts,"

"Okay… that got me nothing…"

We stayed silent again until I resumed nagging her…

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KIONA'S HOUSE

And I will continue this later but for now its good-bye!

Next time…

"What are you still doing here Blondie!"…

"Well that was smart wasn't it?"…

"He's a death eater, or is about to be!"…

"Its good to see familiar faces that I actually want to see"…