Random Chaos 2: Reloaded
By NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: Time for a new story everyone and since looking back at my stats I see that most of you liked Random Chaos more, so here's a sequel for my fans… If there are any…Enjoy!
Special Thanks To: Strickland-Propane, Dead Composer, Iggy, and everyone who supported me!
Plot: Continuing from chapter five of the prequel, except Grandma Thora didn't kill everyone. So expect everyone to get into more mayhem!
Chapter 1: One Week Later…
"Wow that is one wild party we had at your house last week Arthur." Buster reminded his friend of the crazy party involving cocaine and alcohol. From what Arthur could remember he was playing a game where he had a leather sack over his head breathing in gas fumes. Then it went fuzzy after that.
"Sure was Buster. I hope we don't invite everyone in Elwood City next time, more fun if we had the cocaine between you, me, and our friends." Arthur explained while removing his book bag from his back and throwing it in his locker.
"I agree, we ran out of beer and vodka the first hour." Buster replied while shoving his bag into his cramp locker and keeping it there.
"What were you doing during the party anyway Buster?" Arthur asked trying to find one of the books he needs for class.
"I was uh…" Buster trailed off…
(Flashback)
Buster was stuck in between a lot of crack snorting party guests as he was trying to get out and look for something to tape with his camera. So far it was nothing but Mrs. Read and Mora making out with each other with their tongues, but after that Mrs. Read started to give everyone blow jobs and loving it too.
Buster started to walk upstairs where he barely dodged Francine jumping off from on top of the stairs. He looked at the monkey girl and she was shaking violently on the floor shouting that her arm hurts and the bone was showing, Buster kept climbing upwards to find some action. He suddenly heard some panting, then some moaning, banging, and some heavy breathing. It was coming from Arthur's room as Buster steadily walks towards his friend's room discovering that there was a crack in the doorway. Buster peered in to see that… his friend Carlos… was having rough relations with… Sue Ellen's mother? For about forty minutes Buster stood there taping his friend and his friend's mother doing the HALO jump.
"Oh I have to upload this!" Buster snickered.
(End of Flashback)
"Oh… I was all around trying to find you really but seeing your mom shove a twelve foot hot dog down her throat is pretty amazing too." Buster replied.
"I swear she is more embarrassing around people than D.W. sometimes!" Arthur muttered but snapped back with a question, "I wonder how Sue Ellen is doing after her parents got divorced over that mishap involving Mrs. Armstrong having intercourse with that guy you travel around with?"
"My dad?" Buster asked.
"No, the Hispanic guy." Arthur tried to correct his friend.
"Mora?" Buster replied.
"No… The dude with the long brown hair and talks with that accent." Arthur again corrected Buster.
"Ted Nugent?" Buster replied with that Arthur gave up and went to class where he found the nudist Mr. Ratburn in some sort of trouble involving a window. Mr. Haney was there looking like an idiot as always while the fire department was trying to take off the window.
"What happened?" Arthur asked.
"Mr. Ratburn accidentally shut the window on his dick pretty hard and it won't open." George explained while walking up beside Arthur and standing next to him.
"OH GOD IT HURTS!" Mr. Ratburn screamed.
"Maybe if you wore pants like I said the last eighty times Nigel this wouldn't have happened." Mr. Haney added while cleaning his glasses.
"Knew that was going to happen sooner or later…" The gothic Fern added in by walking in between Arthur and George.
Later that day Binky got his ass bit by a dog while Mr. Ratburn had to go to the hospital because his junk was damaged pretty badly by the window. Mr. Haney excused the class to become a study but pretty much everyone snuck out and did their own thing. Arthur and Buster decided to walk Sue Ellen home since she was still a little emotional after her parents' divorce.
"So Sue Ellen, you feeling any better?" Arthur asked while walking beside his other friend.
"I'm alright it's just that things are different with my dad out of the house and my mom's new boy toy showed up." Sue replied.
"Boy toy?" The boys asked in unison.
"Uh, I think that means boyfriend or something…" Sue tried to explain.
"Oh… So it's like Darien is my mom's boy toy too then." Arthur reminded himself.
"Hey Arthur… I know what we could do to kill time!" Buster thought up something, "Remember when we did that James Hound movie by ourselves? Let's try something with Galactic Wars or the Computer Matrix?"
"My god Buster… THAT'S A DAMN GOOD IDEA!" Arthur shouted as he ran off, "I'll go tell everyone!"
"What ever happened to that video you guys made about James Hound?" Sue asked.
"Uh, turn off the lights and let me project my thoughts." Buster replied while going into thinking mode.
"Turn off what lights?" Sue just looked at Buster as his regular crazy self.
(Flashback)
Buster was looking for some footage to record with his video camera so he looks through his non-labeled tapes and happens with no knowledge he inserted the tape into his camera. His mother wasn't home so he went into her bedroom to look for something. He threw himself onto the floor and rolled under his mother's bed to find some strange curved wand. Buster held it and shook it as it wobbled around like rubber; he found a switch on the base of the wand. He clicked it on and it started to vibrate and make a weird noise.
"COOL! A lightsaber! Short though but still cool!" Buster started swinging it around like a blade but unfortunately for him he still had his camera on still sitting on his mom's dresser taping the whole thing.
(End of Flashback)
To be continued...
Will Arthur and the gang make another crappy movie? Will Sue Ellen get over her parent's divorce? And how did Mr. Ratburn get his junk stuck in the window? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
Note: Okay, that wasn't as good but I'm sure the second chapter will be a little better.