Random Chaos 2: Reloaded
By NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: Feels great to be back writing stupid stories!
Warning: Contains some sexual content not appropriate for children, some adult language, and crude humor.
Chapter 2: Life Sucks
Later that day Arthur rounded up the whole gang along with Muffy's camera and a little bit more knowledge how to run it. The group met up in the park to discuss which movie they should try to make to the best of their ability, most seem hard and impossible others were too simple.
"How about we do The Terminator?" Binky asked.
"Uh that movie kind of had plot holes here and there." George replied a little nervous because of Binky's big ass size.
"What about Titanic?" Muffy requested with a dreamy look on her face.
"That movie sucked balls!" Buster interrupted.
"Oh please!" Muffy argued, "Couldn't be any worse than your idea of the Elwood Witch Project!"
"The Passion of Dora Winifred Read!" Arthur suggested.
"We did something like that last week remember?" Fern reminded Arthur. "We hung her up on a wooden cross and put it your backyard."
(Meanwhile…)
"Uh help… Anyone?" D.W. shouted over and over while she was hanging on the cross. "MOM? DAD? ANYONE?"
"Oh Darien… Oh god… You're so big!" Mrs. Read kept shouting loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear with the kitchen window open.
"PUT DOWN THE DICK MOM AND HELP ME!" D.W. shouted.
(Back to Arthur)
"I think she's still up there too." Arthur scratched his head.
"How about we make a movie where Prunella makes this weird stone that makes girls into hot sexy women with big hooters and we have sex with them!" Buster suggested.
"Jeez if I wanted to see big hooters I would have just went into Arthur's mom room and watched her change clothes." George added.
"How the hell are we supposed to grow boobs for this stupid idea?" Francine asked.
"There goes my girls' gone wild video idea." Buster pouted.
"Uh okay new idea. How about we make a romance story about a young couple destined to be with each other but one of them has to move away to some far away country. And…" Muffy kept on talking for twenty minutes.
"How about a movie about us killing Muffy?" Buster asked.
Meanwhile things weren't going well for Mr. Armstrong as he divorced his wife and was forced by law to give her half of his stuff. This made him of coarse angry and had to move into some crappy little apartment complex where a bunch of other divorced husbands live at. Mr. Frensky came to visit to see how Mr. Armstrong was doing.
"So how's the divorce going?" Mr. Frensky asked.
"Terrible. That bitch cheated on me with that younger guy at that crack party that took place last week and she has the nerve to take half of my stuff." Mr. Armstrong admitted while giving Mr. Frensky a tour of his new place.
"Well this is my living room; also it's my family room, along as being a kitchen. The next room is my bathroom but for some stupid reason there's no toilet but in its place is a rusty pipe." Armstrong toured around the apartment. "They must be crazy if they think I can shit down that little hole!"
"Yeah… Just look at that. You are either going to have to play target practice or get ass raped by a pipe." Frensky added. "Or have butt sex…"
"Well at least I got the good TV and the racecar bed. I sleep in a racecar bed now how about you?" Armstrong pointed out in his other room where his car bed sits.
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife." Frensky replied. "But aren't you a diplomat? I thought you would have enough money to afford a better place?"
"Nah… Ellen spent it on shoes and shit." Mike Armstrong sighed.
Meanwhile back to Arthur and his friends deciding on what movie to do. Muffy was lying on the ground with an axe stuck to her head with blood still pouring out, Buster was filming with the camera with everyone watching as well.
"Well we did that idea Buster. What next?" Arthur asked.
"I don't know, I was wondering if one of you would actually kill Muffy." Buster chuckled, and then everyone started laughing while Muffy continues to bleed with the blade through her head.
To be continued…
Will Arthur and the gang decide on a movie to do? Will Mr. Armstrong improve his pad's appearance? And why is Muffy getting killed over and over? Find out next time!