Random Chaos 2: Reloaded
By NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: Feels great to be back writing stupid stories!
Warning: Contains some sexual content not appropriate for children, some adult language, and crude humor.
Chapter 3: The End… Already?
Arthur and his friends, minus Muffy who now had an axe in her head were still trying to figure out what movie they should do. Constantly they argued with each other over and over until Sue Ellen stabbed Binky in the eye with a pocket knife for calling her a pip squeak. Soon after that the group quit and decided to go to the sugar bowl but on the way Francine was attacked by a bear and it ripped her to shreds. Arthur, Buster, Sue Ellen, and Fern were inside the Sugar Bowl eating ice cream while Francine was screaming for help until finally the window where the four friends were sitting next to had a huge blood stain on it along with the rest of Francine's decapitated head flying into the glass.
"Did you hear something?" Buster asked.
"Nothing, probably just the wind." Arthur started to enjoy his ice cream sundae with the others ignoring the fact that there is a big brown bear on the loose killing everyone in Elwood city.
"Hey Buster, what kind of guy is Carlos?" Sue Ellen asked while spinning her spoon around the ice cream dish.
"Decent guy really, likes to travel a lot and watch Scarface." Buster replied quickly, and then asked, "Why?"
"Because he likes my mom very much because he constantly touches her private areas a lot but for some reason she loves it." Sue Ellen explained.
"I bet if Arthur's mom got in there it would be very interesting." Buster added, this pissed off Arthur obviously.
Suddenly out of no where the friends were crushed by a car that obviously veered off the road and hit the Sugar Bowl window where the friends were sitting. Someone got out of the car and it turned out to be Carlos who wanted to get some ice cream, apparently no one told him that his driving sucked because he just killed Arthur, Buster, Fern, and Sue Ellen by running their asses over.
"Uh oh." Carlos thought while looking at the dead children caught underneath his tires. "Oh well, thought about traveling again anyway." Carlos got back into his low-rider and backed up but apparently the kids were still stuck to the wheels so Carlos drove anyway out of town even if the tracks of blood were obvious.
"Let's see… here's the list of girls I had sex with and the reason why I'm leaving Elwood City." Carlos started to look at his list while driving as the names read Katharine Frensky, Katharine's mom, Grandma Thora, Muffy's mom, Jane Read, that librarian chick, D.W., that Hispanic woman that lived next to the Reads', Ellen Armstrong, Bitsy Baxter, Fern, girl with axe in her head…
"So what did you say your name was again?" Carlos asked the person, or apparently thing right next to him in the passenger seat. It turned out to be a bear that killed many of the people of Elwood city.
"It's Ted." The wild bear lit up a cigarette.
The End…
Note: That has got to be the strangest ending I had yet, I wanted to end this story early and move onto different things. Thanks for all of you that read it and reviewed, and possibly the people who accidentally clicked on this story or doesn't happen to have a sense of humor… Thank you! Will there be a Random Chaos 3? More likely not because I think I'm losing my knack.