Hey, you-know-who again. Absolutely nothing worth reading right now, so
here's chapter 5 to my beblade edition.
Here we go.........
Kenny is waiting for something to happen when he sees a very ticked off team member walk from the stage, wondering why everyone sounds so upset when they leave the stage.
"Hey, Kenny, ya got 5," Blackie, my evil assistant says to him.
"Thanks," Kenny replies to a chair.
"Um, I'm over here, by the door," she tells him, but rolls her eyes and walks out.
("Kenny's ready to go out, Freed," she tells me.
"Excellent," I say in the same style as Mr. Burns from "the Simpsons", which, by the way is an incredibly funny show.)
As Kenny takes his seat in the center of an incredibly empty stage.......
"Know your stars..........Know your stars...........Know your stars..........Know your stars................"
"Kenny.........." There are some muffled whispers that sound like, "Does he even have a last name?" "......Something-or-other...........He has no eyes."
"Yes, well, that's a very common rumor going around, and I can honestly say that it isn't true, and blah, blah, blah, blah."
There's a muffled yawn as the announcer says, "Kenny Something-or- other.........he has an I.Q. of zero."
"Now, I can tell you that that just cannot happen because blah, blah, blah, blah."
There is another stifled yawn and the announcer says, "Yeah..........Kenny Something-or-other...........he's a total snore job."
Strangely enough, a loud applause can be heard from the audience, as Kenny says, "No! I think I'm very scientifical."
The announcer sighs, and says, "Kenny Something-or-other..........he has no proper last name, so this is what I call him."
"Which makes perfect sense seeing as blah, blah, blah, blah."
A loud thud can be heard followed by some light snoring; then a new voice comes onto the microphone.
"Um......." The voice says, "We're having some technical difficulties, like our announcer has just fallen asleep due to the fact that......... Kenny Something-or- other.......he's so boring he could put Max on sugar out just by talking about the periodic table."
"Now I find that offensive," Kenny says.
"Kenny Something-or-other............he dyes his hair to look like a kid."
"That's just ridiculous!"
"Kenny Something-or-other........he's really a 60-some year old man trying to pass for a know-it-all 10 year old."
"That's highly improbable."
"Uh-huh.......that's what you want us to think, geezer. Kenny Something-or- other..........he's kissed Mariah behind Ray's back."
"What?" Kenny asks the new voice, "How did you find out about that?"
All of a sudden Ray bursts out onto the stage.
"You kissed Mariah?" he asks angrily and hurt.
"She kissed me!" Kenny tries to argue, but he runs away from the very angry neko-jin, who is, strangely, yelling curses in Chinese to the "young" boy.
While this is going on, there can be a pair of voices heard laughing their heads off at their fortune.
Here we go.........
Kenny is waiting for something to happen when he sees a very ticked off team member walk from the stage, wondering why everyone sounds so upset when they leave the stage.
"Hey, Kenny, ya got 5," Blackie, my evil assistant says to him.
"Thanks," Kenny replies to a chair.
"Um, I'm over here, by the door," she tells him, but rolls her eyes and walks out.
("Kenny's ready to go out, Freed," she tells me.
"Excellent," I say in the same style as Mr. Burns from "the Simpsons", which, by the way is an incredibly funny show.)
As Kenny takes his seat in the center of an incredibly empty stage.......
"Know your stars..........Know your stars...........Know your stars..........Know your stars................"
"Kenny.........." There are some muffled whispers that sound like, "Does he even have a last name?" "......Something-or-other...........He has no eyes."
"Yes, well, that's a very common rumor going around, and I can honestly say that it isn't true, and blah, blah, blah, blah."
There's a muffled yawn as the announcer says, "Kenny Something-or- other.........he has an I.Q. of zero."
"Now, I can tell you that that just cannot happen because blah, blah, blah, blah."
There is another stifled yawn and the announcer says, "Yeah..........Kenny Something-or-other...........he's a total snore job."
Strangely enough, a loud applause can be heard from the audience, as Kenny says, "No! I think I'm very scientifical."
The announcer sighs, and says, "Kenny Something-or-other..........he has no proper last name, so this is what I call him."
"Which makes perfect sense seeing as blah, blah, blah, blah."
A loud thud can be heard followed by some light snoring; then a new voice comes onto the microphone.
"Um......." The voice says, "We're having some technical difficulties, like our announcer has just fallen asleep due to the fact that......... Kenny Something-or- other.......he's so boring he could put Max on sugar out just by talking about the periodic table."
"Now I find that offensive," Kenny says.
"Kenny Something-or-other............he dyes his hair to look like a kid."
"That's just ridiculous!"
"Kenny Something-or-other........he's really a 60-some year old man trying to pass for a know-it-all 10 year old."
"That's highly improbable."
"Uh-huh.......that's what you want us to think, geezer. Kenny Something-or- other..........he's kissed Mariah behind Ray's back."
"What?" Kenny asks the new voice, "How did you find out about that?"
All of a sudden Ray bursts out onto the stage.
"You kissed Mariah?" he asks angrily and hurt.
"She kissed me!" Kenny tries to argue, but he runs away from the very angry neko-jin, who is, strangely, yelling curses in Chinese to the "young" boy.
While this is going on, there can be a pair of voices heard laughing their heads off at their fortune.