The story begins...

Ahem. Before you read the story, I have just a few things to say. This is the first SERIOUS story I've ever written. Don't expect it to be any good. The next couple chapters will be longer. I think Seung Mina is hot. Do not mock me. I am a loser. I come from Wisconsin. Long live the Packers.

Thank you

This is the story of three little munchkins named Kilik, Talim, and Mina. They lived happy, happy, happy, happy, happy lives. UNTIL ONE DAY...

"I've got good news, and I've got bad news kids." Mina's dad said. "OH NO!" They all said stupidly in unison. "The good news is that I found a nickel." "Hooray!" The three cheered. "The bad news is: The evil lord Astaroth has risen again." "OH NO!" They all said again. "What shall we do?" "Um ah, I don't know." And with that , he waddled away. "Oh no!" Kilik said. "Astaroth has risen again!" "Oh wait!" "We could stupidly run away from home, and stop him ourselves!" "Kilik, Talim began, "That's a great idea!" "Only one thing, how do we know where he is, and how to get there?" "I know," Mina said, Let's board that airplane that says: "TO WHEREVER THE HECK ASTAROTH MIGHT BE" "Wait, Talim said, They didn't have airplanes in the 16th century." "They do now." Kilik answered. The three then entered the plane. Ten minutes, forty-five seconds, and eighteen milliseconds later, the plane took off. "Excuse me,"Kilik said, "But you don't have to be that oddly specific." "But it's fun!" said the narrator." "Yeah, but it's scary." Kilik answered back.

Not long after takeoff, there was some kind of sputtering noise. "What was that?" Mina said suddenly. The sputtering happened again. (Please feel free to make an odd sputtering noise with your lips to emphasize the paragraph.) Suddenly, the plane jolted. It jolted again. Then it jolted some more. Then more and more it jol... "Alright already!" Talim yelled. "You're making us all sick!" "Just crash the plane!" "Fine!" the narrorator yelled back. "I was just trying to make it more dramatic." "ok, ok, where was I?" "Ah yes."

CCCCRRRRAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH & stuff.

The plane's engine had stalled, and they had hit a cliff. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" yelled the pilot that nobody reading this story knew existed. "ABANDON SHIP!"

The plane would soon explode. Kilik, Talim and Mina had no choice but to jump.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed as they hit the ground and died instantly.

Just kidding.

Of course they were falling at tremendous speeds, but Mina then saw something. "I know, let's take those conveniently placed parachute backpacks floating in midair right next to us." "But they didn't have parachutes in the 16th century." Talim said. "They do now!" Kilik said back. They all got a parachute, and pulled the string. They then landed gently on the ground. They landed in a happy meadow filled with beautiful cows. It was the most beautiful place in the world: Wisconsin

Well, that's the first chapter. The second one is coming soon. Until then, write reviews. LOTS of them. Long live the Packers. HOORAY DARREN SHARPER! THE GREATEST DEFENSIVE BACK EVER!