Hey, I just want to say a few things before we get to the skit. (If you skip the intro things, that's fine, but please observe the third and fifth ones. Thank you.)
First, I want to thank all who reviewed. Your praise and opinions are what keep me going.
Second, I want to apologize for waiting so long with the last chapter. It took me a while to get back on my grounding for this story.
Thirdly, I want to thank Blackie for taking the Kenny chapter. I don't think I could have gotten through the chapter with out you.
Fourthly, if you want your favorite characters staring on "Know Your Stars: Beyblade Edition", please supply a first and last name, thank you.
Fifthly, I may be needing a stage crew to help me with next season's, or the rest of this season's, shows, because I think word has gotten around to the other bladers around the world that I don't exactly do nice, so if you're interested, I would love for you to tell me so in either an email or by your review. It would be much appreciated, because the next stars on my show may not be so willing to be featured on it, and I may need them escorted in. Anything you will need will be supplied, but these, regrettably, are not paying jobs, seeing as this show doesn't exactly get any money. But if you would volunteer, I would absolutely appreciate it, Thanks!!
And finally, by popular demand, here's Hilary!!
Hilary sits in the middle of an empty stage, wondering why everyone else is so mad. (As if they'd figure it out by now!)
("This should be fun," Blackie says.
"Of course," I reply.)
And now, everybody's favorite part!
"Know your stars.........know your stars...........know your stars.............know your stars............"
"Hilary......" There's a pause, followed by a mumble of, "Great....Does anybody here have her last name?"
There's a reply of, "No." Then it's followed, "Go figure."
"Hillary What's-her-name............... She can scare Horror Movie baddies."
"What? That's so mean!"
"Hillary What's-her-name............... Is related to Kenny, the snore job."
"Ah!! That's so insulting."
"Hillary What's-her-name............... Likes Tyson."
"EW!!!!!!! NO, NO, NO, NO!!"
"Hillary What's-her-name............... Eats aluminum foil for breakfast."
"Why would anyone do that?"
"I don't know, you tell me."
She shakes her head, as the announcer goes on.
"Hillary What's-her-name............... Is serving probation."
"Ah! That's a total lie! Why are you doing this?"
"Because it's so fun!!!! Hillary What's-her-name............... Needs a hair dresser."
"I do not!!"
"Yes, you do. You look like your wearing a mullet!"
Hilary looks angry at this.
"Now you know Hilary What's-her-name."
"No, they don't!"
"Yes, they do."
As the show goes off, Hilary can be heard yelling something about my show being ludicrous and other mean and hurtful things about the announcer.