The day stuff happened

by foo19

Astaroth is being mean. Seung Mina, Kilik, and Talim have all gone off to, well, do something about it. Beware! Story is very stupid. Please don't review saying quote: Your story is stupid. Thank you.

2. Wisconsin

Um, hi, and welcome to the second chapter of my first soul calibur fan fiction story thingiemajig. First , befor you read, let's straighten some things out. I am a twelve-year-old pervert that is obsessed with basketball, football, and other stuff. I think Seung Mina is hot. You must think your pretty cool. Stop looking at me like that. I love Wisconsin. Long live the Packers.

"Wow!" Mina said. "Wisconsin!" "Hey," Talim said. "How did you know we were in Wisconsin?" "Well," Mina answered back, "For one thing, the narrator just told me." "Oh" said Talim. "Hey, Kilik said, "Accordind to this genetic tracking device, We are just two miles away from where Astaroth is." "You mean, Green Bay?" "Home of the Packers?" Mina asked. "Yup." said Kilik. "Hey, Talim said, "There were no genetic tracking devices in the 16th century." "There are now" said Kilik. "And what about the Packers?" "They didn't exist until three hundred years later!" Talim added. "They exist now." Mina said. "Blame it on the perverted twelve year old narrator that thinks I'm hot, and threw this story together in fifteen minutes."

The three youngins who are older than me and think I'm perverted (which is true) walked on.

"Look at that!" Kilik said in awe. "How are we going to penetrate such a huge thingie built right on top of Lambeau field?" "I know Talim said. "Let's eat it!" To thier surprise, the fortress was made out of marshmellows. "Nibble nibble nibble, who's that nibbling at my fortress thingie?" Said a voice from inside. "The wind the...er, um, we never read Hansel and Gretel." The three answered. "Oh," said the voice again. "Let's try something else." "Um." "Oh yes." "Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin." "Oh." Kilik said. "We can't blow down your fortress either." "Ok." The voice said, "Why don't I come out and knock you out?" "That'll work" Talim said.

Just then, a tall muscular guy came out. He had a giant boulder attached to a stick. It was the dark lord: Astaroth.

"Ok he said. "This won't hurt a bit." He said and smacked all three of them with the boulder.

They all remembered no more.

Ok, I lied. This chapter was even shorter than the first. Don't blame me, this is just I nice place to end a chapter. Don't look at me like that! Stop mocking me! LONG LIVE THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!