Svart Mirai
fallen angel wiv horns
Enchanted Crimson Rose
YES!! You're hired!! You're all hired!!! You can start right now! I'll need you three to bring in my next persons.
On with the show!
Now, the Know Your Stars: Beyblade Edition takes you to the frozen regions of Russia for our next victims, er targets......I mean guests.
Tala Ivanhov is brought, er, carried in by Blackie and my three new evil assistants, Svart Mirai, fallen angel wiv horns, and Enchanted Crimson Rose; then he's tied up in the chair in the middle of an empty stage. Tala is shouting Russian curses at them, but, sadly for him, they don't know Russian. (At least to my knowledge.)
And you know what comes next......
"Know your stars.........Know your stars.........Know your stars.........Know your stars........."
"Tala Ivanoff.... Is actually Captain Diaper Head in disguise."
"Ok, you know that's totally false. Why do you say things like this? And it's Ivanhov"
"Tala Icanfov.... Is a Psycho Cyborg... And I told you that my name is Ivanhov!"
"Well, that maybe true."
"...in love with Kai."
"Ok, you've gotta be kidding me. That's so fake; it's not even funny. And it's IVANHOV!!!"
Tala Orcanshov... No one can pronounce his last name."
"Everyone besides you, look. 'Tala Ivanhov'. It's not that hard."
"I rest my case."
Tala stares blankly at no one in frustration.
Tala Evanova.... His first name is actually Talaban."
"No, my first name is actually Tala, not Talaban. That's an evil acult."
Tala Meathead.... His hair looks like wings."
"Ok, that's ridiculous, and you weren't even close that time. And my head's not made of meat!!"
True, it's mostly made of fat! (no seriously.) Tala Ivanhov....He can fly."
"That's not true, and you know it. And besides, you did get my last name right."
"No, no, that was just your imagination. Now you know Tala Shake'n'bake."
"What? That made no sense!!! You come back here!"