Hey, guys, everyone's favorite Show is back!! And I have enough material for quite a few chapters, but, however, I think I'll give only one chapter at a time. Now on to Brian!!
Brian is being dragged in by my very faithful evil assistants: Blackie, Svart Mirai, fallen angel wiv horns, and Enchanted Crimson Rose, and I want to thank them right now for being that way, because without them, I don't think this show could go on without them. And they tie him into his chair.
"Thank you, my assistants! Now, where were we? Oh, yes...."
"Know your stars........Know your stars..............Know your stars..........Know your stars............."
"Brian........uh, something Russian, Is a cold hearted serial killer........"
"Yeah," he replies, "I suppose that's true."
"Who likes teddy bears and the color pink."
"Ok, that's stupid."
Brian something Russian..... Likes polka music."
"Well, it's not that bad....."
"Yeah, right.......Brian Something Russian............. Is the town idiot."
"I resent that!"
"Good!! Brian Something Russian............. He has no common sense."
"WHAT?!? The only thing that takes common sense is not being here!"
"Oh, boy, you're good."
"Really?"
"No, Stupid, that was just sarcasm."
"Oh."
"Brian Something Russian....... is an insomniac."
"I sleep just fine, thank you very much."
"And now you know....Brian Something Russian."
"No, they don't!!!! They only know the lies you tell!!!"
Somehow Brian got untied and is now on his knees, howling something about the host being slightly insane. Oh, well.